Ten minutes later.
Ye Tian sat alone on a stool, looking helplessly at the people lying on the ground, crying out in pain.
"I didn't do it on purpose. It was self-defense.”
Mr. Huang got up from the ground with a roll. The two panda eyes on his face were red. He could not help but call out,"Aiyo, it hurts so much. Are you really going to hit me? I've made a mistake, I've forgotten that you're not an ordinary person.”
Peng Peng grumbled," Teacher Huang, I was just about to say that we can't beat him with a group of people. In the end, you went up against him. Since things have come to this, then let's go up against him. We might be able to beat him."”
"Who knows my ass!" Sha Yi limped and said," You should have said so earlier. If you had said so earlier, I would have stopped Teacher Huang. Now, a group of people was beaten up by one person. And it was a live broadcast!" Fortunately, I've already passed the age where I rely on my face to make a living. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to survive in the future.”
"I still have to rely on my face!" Guo Qilin felt wronged." I say, Ye Tian, we shouldn't hit people in the face.”
Zhou Xun and Tao Hong were fine, but Ye Tian's fists were mainly focused on the men.
Zhou Xun laughed when he heard Guo Qilin's words." You don't rely on your face to make a living. You rely on your mouth. Without that mouth, relying on your face is probably useless. You're not Ye Tian!"
"Sister Xun, you can't be so sarcastic!”Guo Qilin said," If you praise Ye Tian, then so be it. Why do you have to insult me?"”
"Zhou Xun is right, you're just not as handsome as Ye Tian!”Peach Blossom smiled.
Guo Qilin looked at Ye Tian, speechless.
Ye Tian's facial features were very distinct, his eyebrows slightly raised and his eyes as deep as a lake, mesmerizing.
The key was that her skin was not inferior to those female celebrities who were good at maintaining their skin. It was as fair as a cow's skin.
Forget it, forget it.
Guo Qilin thought to himself," There's really no way to compare with this guy. Father, why can't you make me look more handsome?"
"Alright, alright, that's enough. Hurry up and eat breakfast. I've already made it.”Teacher Huang said as she covered her black eyes.
After a while, his sister and Boss Yang were also called over.
Seeing everyone's miserable appearance, the two of them were shocked. They thought that they had been robbed.
After asking carefully, they all laughed and looked at everyone with disdain.
It was as if he was saying, with just you guys?
Everyone was a little embarrassed, but reality was cruel. They had no choice but to pinch their noses and admit it.
After breakfast, because the rain was especially heavy, they couldn't work in the fields, so they sat together and started chatting.
Suddenly, Teacher He said,"Qilin, why don't you perform a crosstalk for us?" Everyone's busy with work, so I might not have been to the venue to listen to your crosstalk, but I'm quite interested.”
Teacher He's words received everyone's approval.
Guo Qilin was secretly delighted. It was finally his turn to shine.
However, he thought for a moment and said," A crosstalk requires two people. One is the main character and the other is the funny one. How am I supposed to do it alone?"”
"I can only do stand-up comedy if I'm alone.”
Teacher He shook his head." We just want to hear a crosstalk between two people, just like your father, Teacher Guo, and his good friend, Teacher Yu. It's exciting, nice, and good."”
"But I can't do a crosstalk by myself.”Guo Qilin scratched his head and said," How about this? I'll say something funny here first, then I'll run over there and say something funny. How about you guys listen to me?"”
"Ah?" Everyone was a little stunned. It was obvious that everyone was not very satisfied with this suggestion, but there was no other way.
At this moment, his sister suddenly said,""Ye Tian bro, do you know how to do crosstalk? Why don't you go and help?"
Hearing his sister's words, everyone was filled with anticipation. Ever since Ye Tian had arrived at the life he had yearned for, he had always been omnipotent, as if there was nothing he couldn't do.
Did he know how to do crosstalk?
Everyone was waiting for his answer.
" I…" Ye Tian was just about to say that he wouldn't when he saw his sister's expectant gaze, Boss Yang's longing eyes, and everyone else's expectant expressions.
He made a wish in his heart,'Let me become a crosstalk master!'
This ability wasn't 100% able to fulfill a wish, so Ye Tian didn't know what the result would be.
Three seconds later, a unique energy surged into his body.
With his previous experiences, Ye Tian knew that his wish had succeeded.
"Sure, but I can't guarantee that I'll be able to speak very well.”Ye Tian said.
He couldn't be too confident. If he didn't perform well, there was still a way out.
If he performed well, then it was even more okay.
Ye Tian and Guo Qilin stood in their respective positions as the crosstalk officially began. A group of people surrounded them, their eyes filled with anticipation.
In the live broadcast room.
"Ye Tian can do crosstalk? F * ck, this can't be true, right? Is there anything he doesn't know?"
"His skills are comparable to a special forces soldier, his singing is comparable to a heavenly king or queen, and his songwriting is much better than those so-called gold medal songwriters. I've even read an ancient poem that no one knows about, and now I'm going to f * cking start doing crosstalk again. I'm really convinced. I'm completely convinced!”
"I can't help it, Ye Tian is handsome. In my eyes, his handsomeness is incomparable, and his other abilities are all secondary.”
"The person above looks like a good-looking dog. How heartless!”
"Although I don't completely agree with the comment above, Ye Tian is indeed handsome and powerful. I don't know why he wasn't popular before.”
"Not everyone with talent can become famous, and luck is needed. This time, Ye Tian caught up and his talent was discovered. If Cai Xiaokun hadn't deliberately provoked him, Ye Tian wouldn't have had the chance to sing and everyone wouldn't have heard the song " Sunny Day "!”
"In that case, we have to thank Cai Xiaokun?”
"Hahaha, I feel like you're being sarcastic, but I don't have evidence!”
"Stop! Stop talking, the crosstalk is about to begin."
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