I Treat You As My Girlfriend, But You Are Acting As Me!
"Wencai, go serve the guests first.”
Seeing Wen Cai's bitter face, Ninth Uncle knew that those guests must not have been served yet, so he looked at Wen Cai and said.
The word " guest " was very vague, but Lin Fan and Su Xiaoyu knew what it meant.
Lin Fan had watched a lot of movies before he transmigrated, so he knew what the 'guests' in the zombie movies were talking about. Su Xiaoyu had lived for so long, so she was a smart person.
But now, Su Xiaoyu's identity was that of a woman who had returned from overseas. Naturally, she had to pretend to be more convincing, so she pretended to be very curious and asked.
"Ninth Uncle, what are guests?"
At this moment, Ninth Uncle was about to answer when he saw Wen Cai open his mouth in excitement. As a person with little knowledge, it was not easy to come across an answer that he could answer. Therefore, when he encountered such an opportunity, Wen Cai naturally did not let it go.
"A guest is a zombie. When the corpse transporter passes by the mortuary, he will usually store the zombie in the mortuary before going to rest.”
After Wen Cai finished speaking, he raised his chin proudly. He thought that his erudition would earn everyone's praise, but he realized that Ninth Uncle was looking at him with a serious gaze.
"What? Zombies?"
Su Xiaoyu exclaimed. Then, she grabbed Lin Fan's arm even closer, and her body involuntarily moved closer to Lin Fan.
Lin Fan only felt that his arms were as gentle as water. He touched Su Xiaoyu's beautiful hair that had the fragrance of roses and thought to himself in amusement.
This Su Xiaoyu must be an actress!
No wonder I didn't notice anything wrong with Xiao Yu for so long.
This little girl was really a little cute.
Although he knew that Su Xiaoyu was acting, Lin Fan did not expose her. After all, everyone had their own secrets now. Moreover, Su Xiaoyu really loved him. Lin Fan knew that.
"You talk too much!"
Ninth Uncle looked at Su Xiaoyu, who was so scared that she shrank into Lin Fan's arms. After rolling his eyes at Wen Cai, he looked at Lin Fan and Su Xiaoyu apologetically.
"This disciple of mine has a fast tongue. Don't be afraid. Even though they are zombies, they are all under my control.”
Seeing Ninth Uncle's explanation, Wen Cai rubbed his head and thought to himself that this was completely different from what he had expected!
However, at the thought of having to serve those big shots again, he immediately felt a chill. Then, he looked at Ninth Uncle with a bitter face and said,
"Master, I've only just entered the sect, so I'm scared to see so many zombies.”
After saying that, he glanced at Lin Fan and thought to himself," So Qiu Sheng was always there to serve the customers. Now that Qiu Sheng is gone, it's no different from asking him to die." So he continued.
"Master, let Lin Fan go with me. There's someone I can use to boost my courage.”
Just as Wen Cai finished speaking, he saw Ninth Uncle's troubled and helpless expression. Ninth Uncle endured his temper and said patiently.
"Lin Fan is a guest. How can you let a guest accompany you?”
After saying that, Ninth Uncle raised his eyebrows in a straight line. He thought that if this silly disciple continued to spout nonsense without thinking, he would give him two heads even in front of his eldest nephew!
"Haha, it's fine! We're all family, I…"
Lin Fan saw that the atmosphere was a little stiff, so he smiled and prepared to smooth things over. But before he could finish speaking, Wen Cai suddenly pulled him up.
"Yes! We're all family, so there's no need to be polite!”
After he finished speaking, Wen Cai didn't care about Ninth Uncle's expression. He pulled Lin Fan and ran towards the morgue.
"Aiyo! " F * ck…" Lin Fan was taken away with a dumbfounded look.
"Sigh! You child! Why aren't you listening?"
Uncle Nine looked at the two of them running away and said angrily, if Su Xiaoyu was not here, he would have chased after Wen Cai to talk about life.
But now, he could not leave Su Xiaoyu here. Ninth Uncle smiled awkwardly at Su Xiaoyu and said,"
"Um, niece-in-law, why don't we go in first?”
When Su Xiaoyu heard Ninth Uncle call her that, her delicate face immediately turned red. Then, she lowered her head and nodded shyly and happily.
Lin Fan was dragged into the morgue by Wen Cai. He laughed speechlessly. He thought to himself that he was just being polite when he said " family ", but he wasn't being polite at all!
However, when Lin Fan entered the morgue, he felt that the morgue was eerie. There was no sunlight inside and it was a little cold. However, it was the kind of cold that sent chills down his spine.
Looking around, he saw two rows of coffins and a row of zombies behind the counter.
These zombies were all dressed in Qing Dynasty government clothes. They had ashen faces and thick dark circles under their eyes. Their eyes were tightly shut, and there was a yellow talisman stuck to their foreheads.
"This is a Corpse Suppressing Talisman. It's used to suppress zombies. With this talisman, zombies won't be able to move.”
? Seeing Lin Fan staring at the Corpse Suppression Talisman on the zombie's head, Wen Cai explained.
Then, Lin Fan saw Wen Cai pick up an incense stick and light it on the incense stick on the counter. When the smoke rose, he walked to the door with the incense stick.
Wen Cai shouted at the door.
"Uncles, brothers, and sisters, come back for dinner!”
After shouting, he walked to the counter and wiped the cold sweat on his face with his sleeve. He carefully said to the row of zombies behind the counter.
"We're guests. You guys eat first!”
Looking at this scene, Lin Fan felt that this scene was extremely familiar. He thought to himself doubtfully.
Lin Fan looked at the row of zombies in surprise. Suddenly, the window was blown open by the wind and a strong gust of wind entered the room. Immediately, the light of the incense on the table was on the verge of extinguishing.
The row of zombies behind the counter actually felt restless.
Speaking of which, he had slept with the zombie ancestor for so long, but he did not feel afraid at all.
Why did he feel a little scared when he saw these hideous zombies?
Hehe, could it be because of Su Xiaoyu's excessive looks?
Ha!
Indeed, looks were justice!
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