Tang: Opening the Game to Open Li Er’s Head
21 Brother, my kidney is weak.

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At this moment, Li Shimin suddenly became poetic.

"Third brother, drinking and chatting with you today is really satisfying. Why don't the two of us recite a poem each?”

Seeing Li Shiming half drunk, Li Zimo was also interested.

"Sure, second brother, you first."

Li Shiming stood up and looked at the drizzle in the courtyard.

"It's raining heavily today. I'll use this rain to write a poem.”

Li Zimo stood up as well.

"Second Brother, please do your best to express your literary talent."

Li Shi Min laughed heartily and said.

"The clouds cover the distant peaks, and the rain spreads over the long river.”

"I fly low in the belly of the dark ridge, and my feet are slanted to scatter the rocks.”

"The leaves of the pearls in the bushes, the waves of the mirror.”

"The willows are thick with silk, and the air is blown.”

Li Zimo was stunned.

"Second brother, what a literary talent, what a literary talent.”

He did not expect the merchant to be so knowledgeable that he could describe the rain so accurately.

As expected, the Great Tang was full of talents. He truly admired them.

Li Shimin was very satisfied with his own good line. With the help of the wine, he said to Li Zimo,"Third brother, it's your turn."

Li Zimo did not stand on ceremony. He looked at the wine on the table and said.

"Second Brother wrote poems with rain, so I'll write poems with wine and peach blossoms.”

"The Peach Blossom Monastery in the Peach Blossom Cove and the Peach Blossom Immortal in the Peach Blossom Monastery.”

"The Peach Blossom Immortal planted peach trees and plucked them to exchange for wine money.”

"When you're sober, you only sit in front of the flowers. When you're drunk, you still sleep under the flowers.”

"Half awake and half drunk, day after day, flowers fall and bloom year after year.”

"I wish I would die of old age in the wine and flowers, unwilling to bow in front of horses and chariots.”

As soon as he said that, Li Shiming turned around and looked at him in surprise.

In the poem, his free and easy mood was vividly described.

What a good saying: I hope to die of old age in the wine room, not willing to bow in front of chariots and horses.

No wonder he didn't like to be an official.

It was because he liked to be dull and did not want to compete with the nobles.

"Third Brother, you are truly intelligent and talented. Second Brother is truly ashamed of his inferiority.”

Li Zimo shook his head and smiled.

"Second Brother, you flatter me. I'm just a commoner with no great ambitions.”

Li Shi Min didn't think so.

"No, no. Third brother, your domain has long transcended the secular world. How can ordinary people compare to you?”

The two of them appreciated each other and continued to drink.

After three rounds of wine, Li Zimo suddenly remembered that he had bought a house and married a wife, so he came to ask Li Shimin.

"Second Brother, to tell you the truth, I have some money on hand and want to change to a bigger house.”

"Second Brother, you're very knowledgeable. See if there's a good place to introduce you.”

Li Shi Min's eyes lit up.

After thinking for a moment, he said," Third Brother, I think the feng shui here is not bad. How about this? I'll go back and help you buy all the surrounding houses. Then, I'll get the craftsmen to renovate them for you." What do you think?"

Li Zimo was stunned.

F * ck, who was this Second Brother Li?

Was he that awesome?

He could even take over the land around Chang 'an Fortress.

As expected, this Great Tang was different from the Great Tang of history.

In history, the Great Tang placed great importance on agriculture and would never allow merchants to have such great capabilities.

But here, Second Brother Li's wealth was comparable to that of a country.

"No, no, no. Second Brother, please don't be like this. Let's put the matter of buying a mansion on hold for the time being.”

Li Shi Min was stunned for a moment before he smiled.

"Alright, let's drink!"

Just like that, a few hours passed. The two of them ate and drank to their fill and chatted happily.

Li Shimin was not satisfied, but he had to return to the palace because of the state affairs.

He could only stand up and leave.

"Brother, thank you for your hospitality today. Since the storm has stopped, I should go back.”

Li Zimo returned to his room and took an umbrella for Li Shimin.

However, he suddenly remembered something.

"Oh right, second brother, since you rarely come here, I think I'll prescribe you some medicine to maintain your health and consolidate your foundation.”

"As the saying goes, treat the sick and keep healthy. Tell me if you have any troubles in your life recently, such as insomnia, frequent nighttime urine, and so on.”

These words immediately hit Li Shiming's soft spot.

Because of the incident with Noble Consort Xiao last night, he had been feeling very uncomfortable.

Hearing Li Zimo's words, he was extremely shocked.

Could it be that Third Brother could even cure this?

Thinking of this, Li Shi Min felt a little awkward.

"To tell you the truth, I have been troubled recently.”

Li Zimo smiled and asked him to sit down.

"Second Brother, you can be frank."

Li Shi Min found it hard to say.

However, in order to regain his glory, he still said it.

"I've been lacking in yang energy recently, and my life with Madam isn't that harmonious.”

Li Zimo's eyes lit up but he did not find it strange.

As a middle-aged man, he had no choice but to soak himself in a thermos cup.

Although Second Brother Li did not look old, he was already in his forties. It was normal for him to have such a problem.

"Second Brother Li, tell me the details so that I can prescribe the right medicine.”

Li Shi Min's body froze, feeling extremely awkward.

"Brother, do you really want me to tell you in detail?”

Li Zimo nodded.

"If you don't tell me, how can I treat you?”

Li Shimin thought for a moment and told Li Zimo the truth about what had happened with Noble Consort Xiao.

Li Zimo was not satisfied.

As expected, the ancients still knew how to play.

"Second Brother Li, this is because you have too many wives. Tell me, how many wives and children do you have at home?”

Li Shi Min was a little embarrassed, but he didn't hide anything.

"There are many Furen, and it is difficult to count them. In total, they have twenty-one children.”

Gulp!

Li Zimo gulped.

F * ck!

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