"There is a person in the capital who is good at verbal skills. From now on, the emperor will not go to court early!”
This was a joke Lin Qiu had learned online in her previous life.
Yes!
Very meaningful ~
At the first moment, everyone did not react.
On the surface, these two sentences did not have any special meaning.
Therefore, it was normal for him to not be able to react in time.
However…
A moment later!
Zhang Zifeng's face, which was originally at a loss, immediately turned red!
Huang Lei and He Jiong, who happened to be inside the room, looked at each other with strange expressions!
She almost tripped over the steps at the door…
The live broadcast room exploded at this moment!
The bullet screen exploded!
The screen was filled with question marks. It was a spectacular sight…
“??????????”
“??????”
“?????Am I calling you an expert?"
"Di di, public transport card."
"F * ck, I'm going to call the police!!”
" Connotation. Big Brother is still as coquettish as ever."
"If I understand it in seconds, am I hopeless?”
"An adaptation is not nonsense, and a joke is not nonsense!!”
"What the f * ck? My Beijing University Chinese Department graduate student said that this is very wet..."
......
Zhang Zifeng was already about to be angered to death by this fellow!
Although she didn't know much about that kind of thing, there were so many dirty jokes on the Internet nowadays, and she had seen quite a few of them…
However, she never thought that she would hear it from a parrot one day!
Most importantly, she was the one who raised the parrot!
Then would everyone think that she was the one who taught them?
For a moment, she felt that her reputation was going to be ruined by Lin Qiu.
She subconsciously held the book and moved back.
The meaning was obvious…
She was not familiar with this parrot!
Lin Qiu was shameless, but she was shameless!
In front of so many spectators, she decided to completely " break off all ties " with Little Seven!
Of course, Zhang Zifeng definitely didn't really break off relations with Lin Qiu.
What a joke ~
How could he bear to do that!
It was just an attitude…
It was an attitude of staying away from the devil!
After all, Zhang Zifeng realized that she knew too little about Little Seven!
Yes! In the past, she had always thought that no one in the world understood Lin Qiu better than she did…
Even when she came to the south of the clouds, she still firmly believed so!
However…
This magical day made Zhang Zifeng completely wake up!
Her previous obedience was all fake!
That's right! It must be fake…
......
Unlike Zhang Zifeng, not only did Huang Lei and He Jiong not choose to stay away from Lin Qiu, they even walked into the courtyard and sat down beside Lin Qiu.
After all, he was a man.
How thick-skinned!
With the addition of the two old men, their faces were as thick as the city walls!
Lin Qiu squinted at the two old faces that were so close to each other and said leisurely,""Don't be too obsessed with me, I'm just a legend ~"
He Jiong:
Huang Lei was speechless.
Zhang Zifeng could no longer watch…
He directly carried the stool and ran out of the courtyard.
She was using her actions to prove that she and the parrot weren't close!
This was Lin Qiu's previous life's song,"Brother!" Just a Legend."
It was very immersive!
To be honest.
Lin Qiu felt goosebumps all over her body after she finished speaking!
F * ck…
This was too f * cking awkward!
If it wasn't for the circumstances, Lin Qiu would definitely bring this song to her friends in this parallel world.
"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore!"
"Aaaaaaaah! I can't stop getting goosebumps!”
"This parrot is a devil!"
"Help! I'm so embarrassed…"
"Hahaha, my sister has already used her actions to prove that she has nothing to do with my brother. My heart aches for my sister!”
"Hehe, you're really charming, it means that I had a bad taste in you back then!!”
"Upstairs."
......
Lin Qiu laughed inwardly. Although she couldn't see the bullet comments, she could imagine how the person on the other end of the screen looked like when he was struck by lightning.
After all, he was a man who had experienced an entire era of fat pigs in his previous life…
He shook his head and ignored the two old men. He whipped the air and prepared to play with his stinky sister.
At this moment, the stinky sister stood up and looked into the distance."Is there a new guest?"
Huang Lei and He Jiong recovered from their daze.
Just now, both of them recalled their youth…
Yes! The hairy self and the angry self…
It was too f * cking scary!
Looking at himself now, it was simply unbearable…
This parrot was a devil!
Huang Lei shook his body and took a deep breath. He felt less awkward. He turned his head and looked at the flower path outside the mushroom house. It was too far away. Other than being able to tell that it was a person, he could not even tell if it was a man or a woman.
"Who is it?"
He Jiong turned around and asked.
Huang Lei shook his head.
Lin Qiu chuckled but didn't say anything.
The parrot's vision was much better than humans, so it only took a glance to see who it was.
A blue man from a mysterious organization!
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This result really makes me bald!
I'm not trying to affect everyone's reading experience!
However, the evaluation votes and monthly votes for the past two days basically did not move!
The author's mentality had collapsed. Could it be that his writing had collapsed?
Finally, I hope that my brothers will vote for me!!
Oh right, I'll tell everyone that I'm just a legend. I'll make sure you feel refreshed after hearing it ~~
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