At this moment, the 70-year-old popsicle excavation site was very strange.
In the ice and snow, a headless man was holding Natasha's shoulder. His golden brown furry tail was coiled around his waist, and his naked upper body revealed eight explosive sexy curves.
His fingers were slender and elegant, but the movements he made were extremely unsightly.
His left index finger and thumb formed a circle, and his right index finger kept moving in and out of the circle.
Natasha's pretty face was almost red. She did not know if it was from embarrassment or anger, but it was probably both.
She, the dignified Black Widow, was actually seduced by a headless stinky man!
No!
This wasn't just flirting, this was simply an indication!
More importantly, she didn't dare to act rashly because the director's pleading eyes were too deliberate. She really didn't know who this headless guy was to make Director Fury so scared.
"Found it, my body!"
Di Yan grinned, and his head landed on the ground.
"Hu…"
"It's still more comfortable to have hands and feet. By the way, little sister, what do you think of my suggestion just now? My eldest nephew's bed is really big and comfortable! I saw it with my own eyes!"
As if they were connected seamlessly, Diyan continued to chat with Natasha after his head returned to his body.
However, this time, he didn't use sign language. Instead, he said it directly with his mouth.
When the head was separated from the body, although the head and the body were far apart, some of the actions that the body made were still controlled by Di Yan remotely. It was not that the body had its own consciousness.
Natasha: "???"
Damn it!
When did this person grow a head! When she heard the strange sound in the sky, she only looked up curiously. She did not expect that when she came back to her senses, the person beside her had already grown a head!
He was actually very handsome!
However, it was not a matter of whether he was handsome or not! The problem is, when did you communicate with me? I don't understand sign language!
Natasha's face turned pale and she glared at Fury.
You scammer! Didn't you tell me to just nod my head? What kind of situation was this?
Fury was stunned.
He was completely stunned.
He was just glad that the legendary Scarlet Demon had lost its head, but it had happened in the blink of an eye! His head had returned!
The corner of the one-eyed black braised egg's mouth twitched as if he had gone crazy with epilepsy.
After a long while, he calmed down and thought about it again and again. Then, he walked forward with heavy steps.
"Sir…Let me introduce myself. I'm Nick Fury, the director of the Homeland Strategic Defense, Attack, and Logistics Support Agency. May I know who you are?”
Black Stewed Egg said as he looked at the man in front of him who was a head taller than him.
Di Yan frowned, then smiled disdainfully and said,"Stop pretending, baldy. Weren't you staring at my information for a long time just now?”
Fury looked embarrassed, but even though he was called bald, he did not get angry. He could only explain in embarrassment,""Yes, but I only know your code name. I think that title is a little offensive. We have no ill intentions. If possible, the National Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau hopes to be your friend!”
Facing this legendary god-like man…Even if Fury didn't lower himself, he had to lower himself.
Looking at it up close…His eyes were really red.
The legendary person who stared into his eyes…He would die silently. Could it be true?
Fury subconsciously used his left hand to wipe the cold sweat off his forehead, his right hand still holding the quantum beeper in his pocket.
"Tsk, I'm not particular about anything. If you really don't know how to address me,"
"Then call me Daddy."
"I'm a more casual person."
Fury:
Coulson, who had just walked over, was speechless.
Commander Hill:
Natasha was speechless.
You're really casual…
Being a father so casually…Was it really good?
"Actually, I've always hated baldies because they always remind me of some bad memories. But you're an exception because your head is black. Continue to maintain it!"
Fury, who had been praised for no reason, was speechless.
" Cough cough." Although the atmosphere at the scene was inexplicably strange, Fury still ignored those unpleasant comments and asked with a smile,""Mr. Demon…Can you tell me why you're here…Why?"
"In the rumors…You and Captain Steve are sworn enemies."
"I'm sorry…If the purpose of your visit this time is for Captain…Although I don't have the confidence to say this, I won't hand him over to you."
As Fury spoke, the smile on his face gradually froze and turned into a deep one. Although he was panicking like an old dog, he still maintained a calm look.
"Luo Dadun and I are sworn enemies?"
"No, no, no, this brat is one of my loyal bootlickers!”
"But... Ever since Ka Te confessed to me, my relationship with Luo Dun isn't as good as before."
"But I'm not really interested in Ka Te. To be honest, I think Natasha is much prettier than Ka Te. Don't you think so, Natasha?”
Natasha, who had been praised for no reason, said,"“”
Homeland Security Defense, Attack, and Logistics Bureau: “”
After all this time…So she was Captain's love rival?
However... The devil's words…Could he really believe it?
Fury's face darkened. He really didn't know how to respond.
Coulson coughed a few times, not knowing if he had accidentally eaten his idol's melon, but he quietly whispered into Fury's ear,""What he said is true. In Captain's love history, there really is such a saying."
Coulson was Steve's loyal fan! He had collected countless cards from his captains during World War II at home, and he was very familiar with some of the captain's " all kinds of melons."
Fury frowned, secretly calculating in his heart.
if...
If it was really as the Scarlet Devil said, then…He and I are not enemies?
Instead…Friends?
Hill quickly understood Fury's gaze.
She quietly turned around and tugged at Fury's sleeve."Could the historical records be wrong? I don't think he's such a vicious person."
Coulson nodded in agreement with Hill's point of view.
However…At this moment.
Di Yan seemed to have suddenly thought of something and asked in a casual tone.
"You, the one with good hair, let me ask you something."
Coulson was stunned. He pointed at himself with a puzzled expression.
" No, the one beside you." Di Yan shook his head.
Fury's face darkened…Even though his face was so dark that the black lines could not be seen clearly.
The hair quality hidden in my scalp is very good! How could you tell?
"Excuse me…What can I do for you?" Fury asked with a depressed expression.
"Where's Pierce?"
"Uh... You know him?"
"Yes, that's right. I have to kill him before it gets dark. I can't let such a person stay overnight!”
Di Yan said as he stretched lazily, as if he was warming up before killing someone.
However…
His plain words…Everyone's jaws dropped.
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