The theater of 'Shanghai Fortress' was quite lively.
"Hey, brother, it's not worth it. Just bear with it. Your girlfriend is more important.”
"Brother, is this how you endure it?”
The boy who tried to stop the fight turned his head and looked at Lu Han's girlfriend, who was staring at the screen with a lovestruck expression.
He gritted his teeth." We're all brothers. It's good that you understand.”
The angry boy endured it.
In the end, he chose to return to his seat.
His girlfriend snorted and ignored him.
The boy felt as if he had eaten sh * t.
He endured it and continued watching with his girlfriend.
Some people at the scene could not sit still anymore.
What was this movie about?
He wanted to leave, but he had already spent all the money for the tickets.
After all, a ticket cost dozens of yuan.
No one could be sure if the movie was good or bad until the end.
However, they could not stand it anymore.
Only a few of Lu Han's fans persisted and continued to watch seriously.
They couldn't help but discuss softly.
"I wonder how the theater next door is doing.”
"It's probably not as good as this!"
"Yeah, we should be glad that at least this sci-fi movie is a 3D movie! What's so good about watching a 2D movie next door!”
"But the movie next door is a comedy."
"Wake up, there are only a few tricks in a comedy film. It's so boring, not to mention it's an anti-Japanese movie. What's so funny about resisting Japan? Be content. If our sci-fi movie's plot isn't good, we can still look at special effects.”
" But this special effect seems pretty trashy."
When he said the word " trash," the person deliberately lowered his voice.
Fortunately, Lu Han's fans didn't hear it.
Otherwise, it would be another great battle.
"Brother, think about it this way. Which is better, a 3D movie or a 2D movie?”
"It must be 3D!"
"Which is better, an anti-Japanese movie or a sci-fi movie?”
"A sci-fi movie!"
"Which is better, a movie with an investment of 300 million or a movie with an investment of 10 million?”
"It will definitely be a high-cost production!"
"Alright, in conclusion,'Magic City Fortress' is definitely the best. Let's continue watching.”
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At the same time.
In the theater of Raise Your Hands.
Ever since Pan Changjiang appeared, the laughter had not stopped.
"Hahahahaha! Teacher Pan is too funny!"
"This bow-legged guy is so funny!”
"Hahahaha! I just want to laugh when I see Pan Changjiang!"
"How pitiful! But I really want to laugh, hahaha!"
"Miss Hua, hahahaha!"
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At this moment, the screen was showing the twins fetching water.
The fire-breathing devil was half-naked as he laughed and went into the water to catch ducks.
The two children took the opportunity to pick up the kettle and pee into it.
After peeing, they looked at each other and smiled.
He even looked in the direction where the ghost had run off in detail.
He checked to see if the Japanese had discovered him.
"Hey, that's enough. Hehe, it's enough for him.”
As they spoke, the two of them closed the lid of the kettle.
"Eh ~"
"Oh my god!"
"I seem to have predicted what would happen next!”
"It's virgin boy urine!"
"Hahahaha! Naughty child."
He had thought that a pot of urine was enough.
Unexpectedly, this was not the end.
One of the children grabbed the frog from the stone and stuffed it into the pot.
"Give him some more seasoning."
Everyone could not help but make a sound again.
"Eh ~"
"Hahahaha! Beautifully done!"
"Are these two children child stars? So cute."
"No, I've never seen him before. He's probably an amateur.”
"Amazing! Your acting skills are really good."
"Magical! Even amateurs could have such good acting skills!”
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Someone sighed in his heart.
Someone clicked his tongue in wonder.
The few amateurs that Shen Zhi randomly found were actually so good at acting.
Even two children who had never acted before and had no background could film so well!
It was not just the two children.
The acting skills of the amateur female lead were not bad either!
The movie had been going on for half an hour now, and the joke had never stopped!
Wave after wave, wave after wave!
The camera turned, and the interpreter offered the water to the Taijun.
After a speech about the Buddha statue.
Everyone picked up their water bottles and drank it all.
Only Taijun frowned slightly.
"That pot of urine must have been drunk by Watanabe. Look at his expression.”
"Hahaha, still smacking your mouth.”
"I didn't taste anything, hahahaha!”
"Probably because he thinks that this is the smell of mountain spring water?”
"It's too detailed. Why are you still smacking your lips, hahaha!”
"Eh? Heavens! It was a little heavy! But I like it!"
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On the other side, the noodles and pig feed were ready.
Guo Da placed the pig feed on the ground." Send it to the pigs."”
The female lead choked on the smoke and coughed violently. She picked up a bucket and walked towards the pigsty.
The audience noticed that the female lead did not look at it and directly took away another bucket.
"I guess she picked up the wrong one?"
"I guessed so. Look, keep looking.”
"Are you done?" The interpreter arrived.
"Alright, alright!" Guo Da hurriedly said.
Before he could finish, the translator picked up the remaining bucket and left.
Only Guo Da was left muttering to himself," Alright, alright. Cough, cough. The Taijun's and the pig's food are all, all done."”
The audience was speechless.
"Taijun is the same as a pig!"
Following the female lead's footsteps.
When she reached the door, the female lead was stunned for a moment.
"A pig?"
When the female lead poured the noodles into the pig feed trough.
The audience burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha! As expected, I took the wrong one!"
"I'm dying of laughter! He fed the pig noodles! Then what we'll give those devils to eat is "
"Hahahahaha! I can't take it anymore. I want to laugh now! This movie is too funny!"
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