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37 The movie both ends

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A good movie would also have an ending.

Many things always carried a little sigh before the curtain fell.

This movie was about the villagers and the Japanese fighting with wits and courage.

What happened in between made people laugh and cry.

Guo Da, Liu Xiaowei, and the guerrilla captain and team members drove the donkey cart and turned around to laugh at the group of ghosts.

The camera slowly slid across the mountains.

Everyone thought that the movie would end with Uncle Guo's singing, so they felt a little lost.

Suddenly, the camera panned forward.

He pulled again.

One of them was short and the other was a ghost. They were walking towards the cave entrance in the mountain range.

After taking two steps, he twisted his body and began to dance.

He took two steps and twisted.

The camera zoomed in.

Everyone finally saw his face.

"Hahahahaha! It's Teacher Pan Changjiang!"

"So there's still a scene of him! I thought it was gone!"

"Hahahahaha! He even teased us at the end!"

"Eh? And a pair of hands?"

The camera moved downwards.

He saw a person grabbing the edge of the cliff with both hands.

Upon closer inspection, everyone burst into laughter.

"Isn't this the translator? He's still hanging!"

"Hahahahaha! How tragic!"

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"Hey, hey, hey. Madam, Madam, Madam."

Pan Changjiang did not see him at all and stepped on his hand.

She had originally wanted to call him Taijun.

However, he was in great pain from being stepped on.

"Eh ah-"

He screamed and fell off the cliff.

The audience was overjoyed.

"Bah! This is what happens to traitors!"

"Hahahaha! Bah!"

The bow-legged devil played by Pan Changjiang climbed to the top of the mountain.

Suddenly, a shout came from afar.

"Raise your hands!"

Pan Changjiang stopped in his tracks.

He opened his mouth.

"Croak ~"

The frog was still in his mouth.

"Raise your hands-"

Pan Changjiang slowly raised his hands.

The camera slowly zoomed out.

From a distance, a bow-legged Japanese man raised his hands above his head.

The ending echoed the beginning and theme.

In the end, the grandson of the bow-legged devil came to China, paid his respects to Bodhisattva, and apologized to the Chinese people.

"Hey, young and old men!"

"Lady, wife!"

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The ending theme song played.

The Easter egg also appeared on the screen.

"Hahahaha! That fire-breathing devil! I'm dying of laughter!"

"Even the Easter egg is so funny!"

"Hahahahaha! I can't take it anymore! It's so fun just looking at the set!"

"This movie is probably going to be easy to laugh at!”

"Hahahahaha! I can't take it anymore."

As they laughed, someone suddenly stopped moving.

Then, he saw that this person had fainted from laughing!

"Hey! Brothers! Wake up!"

The person beside him patted his face.

"No way, he really fainted from laughing? Why don't you try slapping me hard?" Someone suggested.

The man hesitated for a moment and raised his palm, not daring to slap it hard.

When his palm landed, he still held back his strength.

After all, he didn't know the people following him.

What if his face was damaged?

"Call 120!"

"Yes, yes, yes! Call the ambulance!"

"Carry it out first. The air here is not good!”

"Get a few people to carry him out."

The few of them discussed.

The person who fainted didn't look very heavy.

The two men worked together to carry him out of the theater.

At this moment, the broadcast of " Shanghai Fortress " had also ended.

Everyone could not help but think of it.

However, one ticket was too expensive.

No one was willing to come out.

When the movie ended, everyone was dumbfounded.

He had thought that the ending would be different.

Perhaps there would be an unexpected ending.

However, the lights in the theater lit up.

The ending song played.

Everyone knew that the movie was over.

"F * ck! What kind of dog shit is this!"

"What kind of lousy movie is this! This one hour was simply a waste of time!”

"Not only is it a waste of time! You even sullied my eyes!"

"I'm really blind with this special effect! I wonder if this movie really cost 300 million yuan? Where did that 300 million go? Did you spend it on hiring actors? The special effects weren't good, the plot was terrible, and he didn't understand what the story was about! Awkward acting skills and shabby props! That means this movie cost 30 million, no! Three million! I believe it all!"

"A 3D movie that costs tens of dollars. I think it's better to just find a 2D movie to watch! Why did he come to watch a sci-fi film? Aren't romance movies good?"

"I've been holding it in. I've thought of it a long time ago! I can't watch this stupid movie for 20 minutes! He had thought that the ending would be a little more intense! In the end, it didn't! He couldn't even understand love! What is this show about?"

A girl couldn't help but listen to her boyfriend's complaints.

He said angrily," Look at Lu Han! Is Lu Han's acting not good?!"

"Don't mention Lu Han anymore. I told you that watching him act is a waste of money! Only a bunch of brainless fans like you would like to watch it! The movie was made for you brainless fans!”

The boy couldn't hold it in anymore.

F * ck his girlfriend!

I'll say whatever I want today!

He had been suffocating for more than an hour!

"You, you! How dare you say that about Lu Han! How dare you say that about me! Divide!"

The boy interrupted her." Break! Hurry up and split it!"

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