"Six thousand dog thieves, you will die a horrible death!”A young man gripped the armrest tightly, his eyes red.
"The beastly director has a dark heart. He doesn't even leave us a thought!”A businessman gritted his teeth.
" Mr. Six Thousand, how could you do this to us…" The woman in casual Han clothes had tears all over her face as she collapsed on her boyfriend's shoulder.
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The movie did not make the audience leave immediately.
Everyone was sitting in their chairs, either in a daze or cursing emotionally…
The greasy little fatty gradually regained his senses after a burst of suppression and condemnation. He let go of the flattened drink bottle in his hand, and his bloodshot eyes revealed a trace of madness.
With a whoosh, the little fatty stood up from the second row of seats and walked to the curtain in a few strides.
Everyone looked at this ordinary-looking little fatty, not knowing what he wanted to do.
"Everyone is here for the name of Master Six Thousand."
"Putting aside whether this movie is good or not, the plot is really f * cking cruel, especially the ending. It's not for f * cking people to see!”
"Isn't that right, everyone?"
There was a chorus of agreement in the theater…
"As the saying goes, it's better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone. We shouldn't be the only ones to suffer this kind of sin.”The fat on the little fatty's face kept twisting.
"Yes, sir!" Another uniform response.
"Very good." The little fatty looked around the venue and actually had the demeanor of a leader.
"After we go out, the people waiting outside for the second scene will definitely ask us what the movie is like."
"I suggest that we unify our words to the outside world."
"I told you, this movie is a f * cking movie!”The little fatty gritted his teeth and said.
"Healing pills? No, isn't that lying?" Some of the audience started to feel conflicted. It was not worth it to ruin their reputation for a moment of pleasure.
"Humph! It wasn't a cure, but a cause of depression." The little fatty sneered.
"When we write our impressions online, we also have to use Pinyin to confuse the public."
"In short, we have to pull more people in to share the pain we suffered today. The more people we pull in, the more worth our suffering today!!”The little fatty's eyes were filled with madness.
"Agreed! F * ck, you can't let me suffer alone!”
"Yes, I can't be the only one crying!”
The people below agreed.
Zhang Yueting, who was sitting in the middle, was speechless.""Are the youngsters nowadays so good at playing? Speaking of which, when an otaku went crazy, it was…really scary!”
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The second wave of audience waiting outside the hall saw the little fatty and the others filed out and surrounded them.
"How is this movie? Isn't it nice?"
A young man with a pale face nodded."It's very nice."
"What genre is this movie?"
The little fatty revealed a strange smile.""This is a movie.”
"Why are your eyes red and some of you crying?”
The fat on the little fatty's face twitched.
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At the same time, on all the major movie-watching websites, under the movie "A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice", the following words appeared:
"After watching it, I couldn't stop my tears.”
"This is a film that combines public welfare and reflection. I recommend you to watch it.”
Such comments.
The first wave of audience members who had been incited would never know that there was a person like Little Fatty in all the major cinemas. After the movie ended, he would use an inciting tone to call on everyone to pull people into the pit…
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Official Yang, who was drinking tea, looked at the number in his eyes that had been jumping non-stop since a while ago, and his mouth was wide open…
Well, spending 200,000 yuan to find more than a hundred "helpers", this effect was too worth it!
Bunny looked at her BOSS worriedly. Could it be that she was under too much pressure and had gone crazy?
"Boss, don't be too stressed. It's your first movie after all. It's normal for it to not do well."”
After a pause, he said," Such a sharp and in-depth movie will have a very small audience. Next time... hmm, next time, let's make a more relaxed movie. With your standards, the results will definitely be good!”
Official Yang sipped his tea happily. He thought to himself, What does it mean to be sharp and deep?”This was clearly something he had randomly pieced together in order to obtain negative emotions, alright?
That's right, this movie was based on the characters and main storyline of the two movies, A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice and The True Story of Fat Cat, from that world. Then, it was made by adding all kinds of real negative cases.
In Yang Zhu's heart, a good movie must not have too many main topics. It must expose a deep wound.
However, the theme of his movie was scattered, and all kinds of scars were only scratched at. It was just to create a pessimistic feeling of 'good people don't get rewarded' through various stories…
"What a pity. The 13 scenes that were cut were the essence, otherwise…hmph hmph.”Yang Zhu started to complain about the " certain bureau ". Since the policy was more relaxed than that world, why not be more relaxed?
Looking at the Lin siblings who had been silent and focused on their phones, Official Yang knocked on the table and said,
"Crown Prince, don't just stand there. The song that has been suppressing you can be played now. Remember to add subtitles on the music video, saying that this song is a derivative of 'A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice' and inviting everyone to watch the movie.”
Lin Tu was delighted.”
Yang Zhu had already given the promised " remuneration " to Prince Lin. Although he didn't have the time and the music video for this song was produced by Zhang Lin, it didn't really matter.
Looking at Lin Keran's indignant face, but also with a trace of expectation, Official Yang sneered,"Don't look at me. Blame your brother for being too disappointing!”
Originally, Yang Zhu had promised to give the siblings a song each, but the results of Crown Prince Lin's movie were too ugly. Yang Zhu was so angry that he cut off one of the songs on the spot.
Lin Keran glared at her brother and played with her teacup unhappily. However, she noticed that Sister Wan was quietly gesturing at her and immediately smiled.
That's right, this two-faced man said that he would make a song for her and Sister Wan to sing together. In other words, this song could be said to be written for her, or for Wan Jing.
'My' song was cut, but…'Sister Wan's' song wouldn't be cut too, right?
While she was happy, she thought about how this black-bellied man might look repulsive, but he still took good care of her artiste. She felt a little sour in her heart. Why didn't he let him sign under him?
Yang Zhu saw the joy on Lin Keran's face and glared at Bunny beside him. Bunny immediately pretended to be an obedient girl and leaned over to refill her BOSS 'tea.
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At this moment, the first wave of viewers who had suffered endless trauma returned home limply.
He turned on his computer and logged into the forum. He was about to write something and post it an hour later. He wanted to ridicule the movie " A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice " and Master Six Thousand.
In the end, he realized that Master Six Thousand had released a new song. He looked at the label of the song and realized that it was a derivative song of " A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice "? There were two versions?
Therefore, a group of weak-willed animals ignored the " derailing " of their right hand and slowly moved their mouse to the link with the words " Ancient Style Version " and clicked on it...
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