Wuxie's Tricks
"Quick, na?ve, Wang Xuan is going to make a fortune!”
Fatty Wang couldn't contain his excitement and threw two crowbars over.
Wang Xuan and Wu Xie responded, pointing the Qiao Gun at the stone coffin's mezzanines.
"One, two, three!"
The lid of the stone coffin slowly moved, and a rumbling sound of friction could be heard.
"D * mn, this coffin lid is probably more than a thousand pounds!”
Fatty Wang used to open the coffin when he went to the tomb in the past. As long as he used his hand, he could roughly weigh it.
If it was back when he was angry, he would be able to push her away by himself. In the past few years, he had been with Wu Xie, and the number of times he moved around had decreased. In addition, he had grown older, and his strength had become weaker!
Although the stone coffin was moving at a speed visible to the naked eye, he was unusually excited at the moment.
"Come on, why are you two so weak? Did he go on too many dates or something? Your kidneys aren't good?"
"F * ck!" Wang Xuan's face was dark as he looked at the crowbar in his hand.""Uncle Fatty, don't you know that the kidney controls the bones, the bones produce marrow, and the ears are the source of enlightenment? My hearing is so good, what do you think?”
"There's such a thing?" Fatty Wang was stunned." Since it's so good, then you should do this work. This Lord Fatty is so tired that his muscles hurt!"”
With that said, Fatty Wang relaxed and hammered his shoulders. Wu Xie used up all her strength and her face turned red,""Fatty, what are you doing? Hurry up and drive!”
"Hey, I'm coming!" As he spoke, Fatty Wang seemed to start moving again. Just as Qiao Gun was placed into the crack of the coffin, the coffin cover seemed to automatically dodge,"Hey, not bad. Naive. You don't even have to eat chives when you go back. In the future, the work of digging holes will be completely handed over to you!”
"Damn it, I haven't recovered yet. Cough cough, look, I'm coughing so badly!”Wu Xie looked unwilling." To be honest, this coffin suddenly became lighter. I didn't use much strength!"”
"You two, can you not be shameless?" Wang Xuan and Qiao Gun continued to lift the coffin lid. Seeing the gap, it was really inconvenient, so he placed his palm on the coffin lid and pushed it open.
"To be honest, I'm really hungry.”Fatty Wang leaned against the coffin and took out a packet of instant noodles to eat."I reckon that after Lord Fatty eats the instant noodles, this coffin will automatically open.”
"That's true. Fatty, you said that this coffin is very pleasing to the heart.”Wu Xie put down the Qiao Gun and looked at Fatty Wang with a smile.
"You tricked me, right? Look at my flying kick.”Wang Xuan glanced at the two fellows who were chatting at the side. He kicked the middle of the coffin lid and immediately left.
Boom!
The huge coffin lid immediately fell to the ground, and the ground trembled. The dust on the ground stirred up, accompanied by a rotten smell. Wu Xie coughed and quickly covered her nose.
"Your strength is not bad. I'll give you a promotion in the future. Bodyguard!”Wu Xie covered her nose.
Suddenly, he felt that something was wrong. According to past experience, Fatty Wang should have rushed up.
Turning her head, she saw Fatty's face facing the sky and covering his eyes. Wu Xie was puzzled,""What's wrong, Fatty? Are you mesmerized by the flowers?”
"Ah, I don't dare to look, I don't dare to look!" Fatty Wang covered his eyes and took a few deep breaths.
He was extremely familiar with this smell. There was a vulgar smell of copper in the corrosion. He had not seen it for many years, but this smell had not changed much."This long-lost feeling is right in front of me. Let me wait patiently for a while.”
"What are you waiting for!" Wu Xie smiled and gave him a light kick.""If you don't want to watch it, I'll watch it with Wang Xuan.”
Fatty Wang was still standing on the spot, covering his eyes."Are there any treasures?"
"Yes, they are all treasures!" Wu Xie's flashlight shone into the coffin and shone around.
"Oh, then I'll take a look first!" Wang Xuan followed the light and looked at Wu Xie. Then, he shook his head and smiled bitterly at Wu Xie.
Right now, the lower half of the body had already turned into dry bones, while the upper half was shriveled and rotten. The head had already dried up, and the clothes on the body had already rotted beyond recognition.
Thousands of barnacles were attached to its body. Barnacles were arthropods with a calcareous shell attached to the rocks by the sea. They looked like horse teeth.
One by one, they attached themselves to the surface, as if the Coffin Master's entire body had festered due to the plague.
Wu Xie's flashlight flashed again. There were a few worthless and unsold terrines in the coffin.
"Cough, they are all treasures!" Wang Xuan echoed.
"Is that so? Was that so? Coming, coming, Lord Fatty is coming!”
Fatty Wang's hand that was covering his eyes was half open. He opened one of his eyes and slowly leaned forward, looking like he was peeping.
With just one glance, the scene in the coffin made him feel cold and goosebumps all over his body.
"Aiya, this is really numb. What the f * ck is this? The pustules all over my body are festering!”
Wu Xie's flashlight shone on the tomb owner's ear. It was already covered with barnacles. Looking at the ears carefully, it was very strange.
"Sigh, Fatty, look at its ears. Isn't it strange?”
As Wu Xie's voice fell, Fatty Wang stretched his head over.
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven ears! This was a monster! Even Six-Eared Macaque has one less than him!" Fatty Wang exclaimed in surprise.
"This isn't a demon. I've seen it just now. Only this ear of his is real. The other six, I think, are some kind of decoration, or perhaps some kind of custom!”Wu Xie used the crowbar to knock on the tomb owner's ear a few times, producing the sound of metal colliding.
"But such a strange custom is rarely seen in the Central Plains.”Wu Xie asked.
"Not bad." Wang Xuan looked at the spot where the crowbar had hit, and a few tiny holes appeared in front of him. Wang Xuan used the crowbar to push away the hair covering it, and a few holes appeared on his head."In order to listen to the sound, he even opened his head!”
"This group of people is really fanatical!" Wu Xie looked at the hole in his head and frowned.
"Sigh, don't worry about it. Hurry up and look for treasures!”Fatty Wang frowned. He had already heard the sound of the wind, which meant that there was a space underground.
This space was usually filled with gold, silver, and treasures. It was usually one finger deep, and there would be pearls or golden sand inside.
Fatty Wang used the crowbar to push aside the barnacles and pressed his palm towards the bottom of the coffin.
"Aiyo, save me!"
Wang Xuan reacted quickly and grabbed Fatty's leg.
Fatty Wang was too excited, he was already in a state of excitement and fell on the coffin.
This coffin only had a thin layer of partition, which was a mechanism set up by the Yang family to prevent people from discovering the secret inside. As long as there were people who coveted the things underground, once they were careless, they would fall down and be swallowed by the things inside!
"Sigh, grab it, quickly pull me up.”
As soon as Fatty Wang finished speaking, his body was slowly pulled up. Just as he was about to be pulled up, he said,"Sigh, wait a minute, wait a minute, lower it a little!”
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