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32Fake master dies in conspiracy, real kung fu revealed to the world

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Because this matter had really blown up on the Internet, many people who wanted to ride on the popularity had come to this border town early. However, they could watch it, but if they wanted to take photos, videos, and broadcast it live, they should forget about it.

The old man had promised Shao Wei something, so he would definitely do it. Therefore, there was a live broadcast on the national television station. When they arrived at the venue, they saw that it was indeed professional. 12 cameras were shooting from all directions. A group of people had set up a temporary platform. In fact, it was nothing more than a few protective belts on the side. It was a martial arts arena. From the looks of it, one might think that it was an international competition, but the actual venue was so simple that it made one's hair stand on end.

It was originally a period of rapid development and revival, and it also advocated for us to revitalize our national culture. Therefore, things were relatively simple. According to the rules of our ancestors, it did not take long for both sides to appear. Then, they came to a fair platform. There were professional judges here to judge the two people. However, before the written test, in order to show fairness and publicity, the simplest thing was to have a comprehensive physical examination. This matter was very simple. They wanted to teach those monster hunters a lesson and expose their ugly faces in public. After checking Shao Wei's side, of course, there was nothing wrong. However, there was a problem with that master. There was a slow-acting poison in the master's body. This poison would quickly corrode the human body as the blood circulation accelerated. Therefore, everyone who was with the master yesterday was investigated. Under the circumstances where the evidence was conclusive, the manager, the master's little wife... There were also his disciples who were involved in this matter. None of them escaped and were all arrested. Master, after hearing this news and confirming it, he was so angry that he vomited blood. That poison was a deadly poison, so there was no need to compete in this written test. First, it was qi and blood attacking the heart. Second, if one was angry, they would be very excited in the future. Their heartbeat would speed up and their blood circulation would speed up. Therefore, without a competition, Master ascended to immortal. After that, he would inform the family members to come over and collect the corpse.

"What should we do? Wasn't this considered to have a good start but a bad ending?”At that time, the host at the scene immediately became anxious because the scene was a little chaotic.

"Sigh, I originally wanted to use this livestream to harvest a wave of reputation points, but why does it look like it's not going to be easy?”Shao Wei was also secretly feeling regretful. He had originally planned to use an extremely cruel method to KO Master Jia and then kill him. Because the people from the notary office were also here, he would not break the law at all. At that time, his reputation would definitely rise to a higher level, and at the same time, he would be able to prove the wisdom of his ancestor. However, he did not expect the higher-ups to actually do this. Actually, there was nothing wrong with thinking about it. At the very least, in today's society ruled by law, killing was not a good thing.

"I can only use the props!" The host had no choice but to say this on the spot. It was already a live broadcast.

"If that's the case, then it's true. Where can we find it? Hey, I got it. Do you see that single and parallel bars?”The emcee was also worried because the other main character had suddenly been killed by his own people, so the emcee could only accompany Shao Wei in a one-man show. But no matter what? No matter what, he had to finish the show. However, he had to cooperate after the show was over. Hence, he looked left and right and finally saw some exercise equipment. This was in the square. Public equipment was a policy that benefited the people.

"I saw it. What's wrong? Don't tell me you want me to rub the iron?" Shao Wei glanced at the host from the corner of his eyes. Why was this guy so bad?

" Don't say that you can't do it. If you can't do it, I'll say that you're a liar and a fake right now." Although the host said this with a smile on his face, he was secretly afraid. Many people who had trained for many years in the short videos, such as this fist, that fist, and all kinds of foreign fist techniques, had a series of performances such as kicking that iron pipe and the concrete ladder and steel bars. He also did not know if this originally ordinary master in front of him could do it or not.

"I don't even know why you're sitting here. Host, could it be that the person in this position is some kind of secret operation?”

"Tsk, don't joke around. I'm a top student who graduated from the National Professional Broadcasting Academy!”The host was quite confident when he mentioned his background, so he unconsciously raised his head slightly when he said this.

"Teacher only taught you. Society didn't teach you to be so wicked!”The two of them became a joke. Many of the audience in front of the television and in the stadium were amused by their crosstalk.

"Alright, that's a new term on the Internet. Can you do it or not?”The arrow was already on the bowstring, and the emcee had no choice but to grit her teeth and ask Shao Wei.

"How about this? If I didn't understand the iron, then everything would be fine. It also proves that I'm a liar!”

"What if you understand?" Host, this support is very strong.

"You have to personally compensate me for all the damage I caused. How about it?”Finally, Shao Wei had dug a hole and was waiting for the host.

"Let me ask. If you say that the destructive power is quite strong and change it all over again, my salary for a few months might not even be enough.”Just as he said this, someone suddenly appeared from the side. A person with a sign on his face appeared in front of the camera and said loudly to the host,"Little Ni, don't worry. The production team will pay for him if he tries his best to massage him!”

"Hey, brother, do you dare to tell me that this is covering my face? Who's the one who's afraid of meeting people?"

"It's just that the disdain of an ordinary folk martial artist not only alarmed many people, but also caused trouble for everyone. I'm really sorry." As he spoke, he cupped his fists at the audience and the camera. After he stood still, Shao Wei's face was filled with apology.

"Alright, since I have a big boss backing me up, brother, you can go and work on the iron happily. Don't worry and leave ~" At this time, the host became bold. He smiled and pointed at the steel structure and fitness equipment everywhere.

"Alright, I got it. Everyone, step back. I'll start immediately!”Shao Wei was also quite obedient. As he spoke, he walked towards the uneven horizontal bars. There were a total of three groups of one meter, one and a half meters, and two meters. They corresponded to children, the elderly, and young people respectively. Of course, they were not fixed.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait ~" Shao Wei walked up to the horizontal bar and raised his fist to smash the pillar. The host suddenly ran over and stopped him.

"What now?" Shao Wei asked in confusion.

"Oh, in the movies, it's an artistic process. If the two of them are really martial artists and have a grudge against each other, what's going to happen? " One wants to kill the other, and the other doesn't want to be killed. You still have time to get lucky. You really can make a scene." Actually, thinking about it carefully, it was indeed the case. Many things in movies had been processed by art, so you would see many people who could jump on roofs and walk on walls. However, to be honest, it was too high. Jumping might be bragging, but Shao Wei could jump up to three meters in a single jump. It was not a problem. Moreover, in the past, when everyone knew a few moves, the battle between fools was a life-and-death battle. How could they have the time to luck? It was like a joke!

"Do you really not need to exercise?”The host was still looking at Shao Wei with anticipation.

"I finished exercising this morning. Can we start now?”

"Actually, you don't know that I'm also a fan of your live-stream. During this period of time, you've been teaching Bajiquan in the live-stream, and I've been secretly practicing it. I feel that my mental state has indeed become much stronger, but I can't grasp the main points first.”He really didn't expect this famous host to be a fan of the live broadcast. Moreover, he was really asking for benefits in front of everyone.

"I've already said a lot of things in the live broadcast room, so I won't waste time here. Of course, teaching fire is to strengthen my body. I admit that I didn't hand over the core stuff here because it's too lethal. Even if it's the stuff I taught in the livestream, it's not a problem for you to train four to five strong men. As one's strength increases, there will be very few people who won't be able to do it in the future, especially in terms of agility or what they think they know. But here, I have to explain in detail. I've been training since I was young for more than 30 years."So, if you don't have such a long time, don't make a fuss with your martial arts. Also, I'll say something. During this period of time, I've seen a lot of self-defense techniques taught on the Internet in the live broadcast room and in the small videos. My personal opinion is that you can learn them, but don't use them, especially those who snatch guns and knives. You might lose your life. The best thing is to meet such people. If you can work together to subdue them, then work together. If you can't work together to subdue those criminals, then turn around and run." Calling the police was the only choice. Also, don't think that you've already learned it, so you can start to describe what I'm going to do now. If you really do it, it won't be your fault if you get seriously injured. I've really spent more than 30 years on this.”Shao Wei was also full of bullsh * t. He had only obtained the system less than a year ago, but he had been practicing hard for more than 30 years. This was a good thing. Firstly, it gave him a place to learn martial arts, and secondly, it told everyone that perseverance was the key to achieving results.

" A few cameramen, please give a clear shot of this pillar from a close distance. Everyone, watch carefully. This punch is 30 years of martial arts. Bang! Dang! Pa!" As his punch landed, three sounds appeared on the steel pillar. However, the three sounds were very short in the connection between each other, unlike the long time written in the book. When the fist came into contact with the steel pillar, a bang sounded. It was the echo of metal, and the iron sheet on the other side exploded.

The audience and friends in front of the television exploded in an instant. If this punch had hit a person, it would have directly pierced through. Moreover, the iron sheet should not be called iron sheet, but iron sheet. Looking at the places where they had exploded, even if it was not a centimeter, it should be at least eight or nine millimeters. Next was the performance time. She turned around and kicked another pillar, breaking it but not breaking it. Then, Shaowei let loose and faced all the fitness equipment. They began to destroy the place crazily. Cries of surprise rang out in the venue. When she was done with her joy, she realized that the host was standing not far away from her with his mouth agape. He was completely stunned.

"What's wrong? Are you afraid of this little thing?" Shao Wei said to the host, Xiao Ni, with a relaxed expression.

"Little Master Shao, will I be as strong as you?”When he said this, the host was so excited that his entire body was trembling.

"The things I teach, if you persevere, one day you might even surpass me ~" Of course, this was not the truth. How could you easily teach the core things? However, he didn't feel guilty saying this. If everyone practiced it, their physical fitness would improve. When the strange world appeared in front of them, it would also reduce the damage to people.

" Alright, that's all for today's livestream. I'm going home to cook and eat. If you're willing to watch, you guys can continue watching here. Since there's nothing else for me to do, I'll go back first." Shao Wei cupped his hands at the crowd and the camera lens as he spoke, then turned around and was about to leave.

"Don't go yet, don't go yet. Are you injured? Then, I'll rush back to get treatment!" Hearing the host's words, all the cameramen focused their cameras on Shao Wei. This was simply too unbelievable. If he was really injured, then there would be a lot of fun. This would also be considered big news. That was because he was still a big liar.

"Injured? With what eyes did you see me injured? I want to leave because I have nothing to do with it anymore. Do you still want to check?" Shao Wei also knew that the host was trying to help. Although his words weren't particularly pleasant, he was indeed helping. After testing the limbs on the spot, everyone would know that the things left behind by the ancestor were really awesome.

"If you're not injured, why are you running? Come on, let's do it together. Get two more people to strip this person naked and see if he's hiding anything on him. If not, then we should properly search for the things left behind by our ancestor and the thoughts in his mind. We should also reflect on it. Is there anyone in the audience who wants to come over and help? You can come over now ~"The host, these words caused trouble. Whoosh, thirty to forty people came out all of a sudden. The others were all laughing and watching. It was lively.

"Don't, don't, don't. There are too many people. All of you have to come over. Even if the haters on the Internet don't see anything, you'll still cause trouble if you come over to help with the inspection. How about this? These girls who are dressed more casually, you come over. Because relatively speaking, girls are more meticulous than boys. Also, they are dressed more casually, so there's no place for them to help Master Shao hide things.”Famous hosts were famous hosts with their ability to control the scene. They were quite powerful. They had selected three female audience members to come over. Each of them wore summer shorts and a small, cool top. Their feet were even simpler. Each of them had a pair of slippers. It was very refreshing. If there was really something on their bodies that they could help grow, there was really no place for them.

"I don't know what you're thinking either. I'm only wearing a training suit and nothing else. What else can you do? "How about this? I won't need their help. I'll take off my training clothes on the spot and let everyone take a look ~" Shao Wei knew what his figure looked like, so he didn't give the three female audience any chance at all. As he spoke, he took off his clothes himself. His training clothes were also a reward from the system. It was the reward for the upcoming competition mission. The mission stated that as long as the fake master died, it didn't matter how he died. The reward was Shao Wei's. However, in order to increase the viewing effect, the reward was given to him in advance when he agreed to the competition. This set of clothes didn't have any special functions. It only absorbed sweat and was gentle, so it didn't matter if he took it off.

After taking off his upper body, the host became even more interesting. He actually took out a small hammer and started hitting Shao Wei's arms and head to see if he could make the sound of metal colliding.

Of course, the result was self-evident. After that, he couldn't really take off his pants in front of everyone. Although he was wearing shorts, it wasn't the case. He could only roll up his pants. The cameramen at the side went overboard at this time. They wished they could point the camera lens at his legs. The audience in front of the television and computer could even clearly see the leg hair on Shao Wei's legs. In the end, the director even came out to cause trouble. He even took out a metal detector. They began to scan Shao Wei's entire body. However, what made everyone happy and excited was that the detector didn't react at all. The final result was naturally a happy one. At this time, they couldn't wait to go home.

"Alright, it's none of my business. I'll go back now. I still have to go back to cook. It's really a delay. Alright, that's all. Goodbye, everyone. Oh, right, host, don't forget to tell your director that he has to repair it quickly. Otherwise, if those uncles and aunties who come to exercise tomorrow morning don't have any equipment, they will scold them.”After saying that, he turned around and walked back home. However, this live broadcast had caused a huge uproar around the world. There were many powerful people in the world, but they were all serving the country, so they couldn't stand on the stage at all. However, after Shao Wei's mess, the whole world was going to be lively.

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