"Hey! As expected, he's not simple!"
Little Wu Chen grinned. If Taibai Jinxing, who was famous for his wisdom, was angered by his words, he wouldn't be called Taibai Jinxing.
However, so what if you are a Venus? Yours Truly is a transmigrator from the modern world. How can I not think of a way to trick you?
Little Wu Chen Zhi Zhu clenched his fist again and just sneered as he watched. In his eyes, Taibai Jinxing was a complete hypocrite. Now that he had come to beg, the initiative was in his hands. How could he be afraid of him?
Taibai Jinxing kept talking and observing the little monkey from the corner of his eye. Seeing that the little monkey was not moved by his words, he was a little worried. He had schemed against all the big demons in the Flowerfruit Mountain, but he had left the little monkey, who was only three months old, behind.
Although he was worried, Taibai Jinxing was still confident in his glib tongue. He thought that the little monkey was too rude and did not take him to heart.
"Why aren't you inviting us in? I'm here under the Jade Emperor's decree. Don't you know that the two armies treat the envoys well when they fight? Don't you know how to respect the strong?"
Taibai Jinxing waved his sleeves and said unkindly. As a well-known figure in the Divine Lands, as the messenger of an Emperor-to-be, he really had the right to curse.
"Bullsh * t treating the messenger well is too... What prison? Do you know who's the most annoying? I don't know. Let me tell you, what's more troublesome than meeting a shrew is... Meeting two shrews at the same time was even more troublesome than meeting two shrews... You."
Just as Taibai Jinxing was bossing him around, the little monkey stood up and scolded. His scolding made Taibai Jinxing's face turn red and green. Anyone who was compared to a shrew couldn't remain calm, not to mention that she was the Venus of the gods.
" Vixen!!!"
"Puchi!"
"Hahaha!"
As soon as Little Wuchen finished speaking, the entire mountain was filled with laughter. Niu Dali and the other demons were holding back their laughter. The Bull Demon King and the Six Great Saints couldn't help but laugh. They shook their heads and sighed. The poison of Ba.
"You…"
"You what you…you abandoned child of the snowmen of the Heavenly Emperor Peak, the murderer of the clogged manure pit; You're a humus that has been deposited for thousands of years. What's the use of a primitive species that even the Jade Emperor doesn't dare to study?”
"You…" The little monkey's scolding was very good. It made the self-proclaimed Wenquxing, Taibai Jinxing, ponder for a while. Of course, after that, he was filled with boundless anger.
"F * ck you, you really are a cheap person for life, a cheap pig for a knife. Do you know that you are wasting air when you are alive, land when you are dead, and immortal coins in the Heavenly Court? If you dare to babble again, do you believe that Yours Truly will slap you to the wall?!!”
"Pfft, hahaha,"
All the demons on the mountain, including the Bull Demon King and the other Great Sages, could not help but laugh out loud. Nezha's mouth twitched. He could not help but laugh when he saw that Taibai Jinxing, who had always been a hypocrite, could not help but laugh out loud.
"Fifth, we really can't compare to you in this ability!”Lion Camel King laughed heartily.
The Macaque King's face darkened as he snorted and defended himself,""This wasn't taught by this king. Where did that damned little monkey learn to talk?”
"Understood, understood."
The expressions on the faces of the Saints made the Macaque King's face darken even more. His teacher, who was comparable to a Martial Monarch Realm expert, had actually taught such a eloquent disciple. How was he going to survive in the Divine Lands in the future?
Taibai Jinxing was about to go crazy from anger. Even if he was more intelligent than others, he could not say such a high-level insult. He was a refined bird. Beast, he still had to consider his status.
"Brat, brat, what a disgrace to the cultured world. All because of your sharp tongue, you really embarrass your Flowerfruit Mountain lineage.”
The little monkey opened his arms in surprise. He looked at Niu Dali, Qing Xuan and the other bodyguards who could not help but laugh."Tell me, isn't this guy cheap?”
"How is it cheap?"
The few demons revealed puzzled expressions. They were highly cooperative with Little Wu Chen. This was something they had discussed beforehand.
"There are so many weapons in the Divine Lands that he doesn't want to learn. The upper sword does not learn the lower sword; the lower sword (lower). There were so many moves, but he learned the Drunken Sword (the most despicable); He didn't want to learn the iron sword, he wanted to learn the silver sword! (Lust. Finally, he had mastered the ultimate technique of the Vast Lands: Drunken Silver Sword! (The most obscene. Finally, he reached the state of being one with the sword-Swordman (B). People)"
The little monkey explained with his big, adorable eyes. His serious appearance almost made Niu Dali and the other demons laugh until their bellies broke. They also thought for a long time before they realized that this was an insult. They immediately praised their little uncle for being so arrogant. They were also secretly glad that they did not provoke this little ancestor. Otherwise, they would have been scolded to death.
"I'm so angry."
Wasn't this the living example of Taibai Jinxing? The five demons believed that he was definitely on fire at this moment. One could tell from the green smoke coming out of his head.
"Little monkey! Listen to me, Old Zhu. Peace breeds wealth. We are here to discuss under the orders of the Jade Emperor. You can't refuse us.”
At this moment, Marshal Tianpeng, who had been silent all this while, suddenly spoke. His chubby face was filled with honesty, but the words he said made everyone speechless.
"Harmony breeds wealth..."
Little Wu Chen was speechless. He stared curiously at the future Zhu Bajie. This guy was big and round. He looked simple and honest. He could also see that he was cunning like a small citizen. He also spoke like an honest person. He just didn't know how he became Marshal Canopy. Could it be that the five people of the Heavenly Court were really useful?!
No, as the second disciple on the road to obtain the scriptures, it must be a conspiracy of the Buddhist Sect for him to sit in the position of Marshal Tian Peng. There must be a conspiracy that cannot be seen.
Little Wu Chen thought through all this and looked at Zhu Bajie with some sympathy. He thought to himself that Zhu Bajie would be a pig in the future and said softly,""Who's blocking you guys outside the door? It's just that this b * tch... You're just asking to be scolded. What can a little kid like me do to you?”
"Uh, I see! It seems that Old Zhu is too weak to apologize to you.”Zhu Bajie smiled honestly and did not mind apologizing.
"You…" Taibai Jinxing was almost angered to death. Only then did he recover and said sternly,"Brat, do you represent Sun Wukong's attitude?”
"My brother's attitude is my attitude.”
Before Little Wu Chen could say anything, Sun Wukong's sonorous voice resounded throughout the Flowerfruit Mountain. He had imperceptibly given the little monkey a show of authority and let all the demons understand the little monkey's position in the heart of the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal.
After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he stopped talking. Not long after he woke up from his drunken stupor, he saw Taibai Jinxing speaking harshly to the little monkey. He was instantly furious.
He couldn't even bear to scold his younger brother. Who did he think he was? If it wasn't for the Bull Demon King, he would have rushed out and let him understand why the flowers were so red.
With Sun Wukong's obvious support, Little Wu Chen felt even more confident. He said with a smile,""It's fine if you want to see my brother. I heard that you call yourself the Civil Star of the Heavenly Court. I have a few questions that I don't know.”
Little Wu Chen did not have the intention of completely infuriating Taibai Jinxing. He wanted to make the celestial heavens lose its dignity in front of the demon race and make his brother give up on the idea of becoming an official in the celestial heavens. Thus, he thought of this method.
After hearing Sun Wukong's majestic voice, Taibai Jinxing also had a lot of thoughts in his heart. According to his previous way of doing things, he would have left in a huff. But now, not only did he have the Jade Emperor's decree, but he also had the Lord's order. He could only swallow his teeth and reluctantly agree to the little monkey's request.
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