"Exalted Immortal, I've bought the cloth you wanted.”
In the Valley of Happiness, the sound of the earth could be heard in Zhang Huan's courtyard.
Not long after the sound of Zhang Huan's order to purchase land in the Kingdom of Women faded, Zhang Huan's voice followed closely.
"Little Scorpion, come here. I have something good for you.”
When the scorpion spirit heard this, it widened its eyes and said unhappily,"Can't you change the way you address me? Besides, it's hard to say who's older between us. Why are you the older brother?”
"To think that you still want to seduce others. You don't even know that no matter what age you are, men will always be lovers.”
"If I don't call you Little Scorpion, then what should I call you? Perverted Evil?" Mother?"
Scorpion Spirit had two such titles, but no matter which one it was, it was just as awkward to call it.
"Can't you just call me properly?"
The scorpion spirit walked over and said,""What do you want to give me?"
Zhang Huan handed over the clothes that he had just bought from the land and said,"This is a bikini. Try it on.”
He had never come into contact with fashion design, let alone learned how to tailor.
Although he was a transmigrator, he didn't know how to make clothes.
However, bikinis didn't require any knowledge of fashion design or sewing. It was too simple.
Therefore, after the scorpion spirit took it and looked at it, it said expressionlessly,"Don't tell me this so-called bikini is a piece of clothing.”
"That's right. It's specially worn when swimming.”
Zhang Huan nodded and said seriously,"Recently, the weather has been getting hotter and hotter. Our valley has such a unique lake. If we don't go down and swim, wouldn't it be a waste of natural resources?”
"So, I specially made this bikini for you. How about it? Do you like it?”
The scorpion spirit jumped up and punched Zhang Huan with all her might." Like you my ass. I knew you weren't a good person."”
After punching Zhang Huan a few times, she put her hands on her hips angrily and scolded,"Bah, pervert. It's really hard on you to come up with such an obscene thing and even give it a name.”
"You're a vixen. You actually stick to such trifles. Isn't it your perverted way of doing things to be a little bold?”
Zhang Huan complained, then lied through his teeth."Besides, I didn't make this. This kind of bikini is very common and popular among women in our South Jambu Continent. It's just that you people from the West Bull Continent haven't seen the world.”
He considered himself a member of the Great Tang, and the Great Tang's reputation was resounding throughout the Primordial World.
No matter where Tang Sanzang went, as long as he said that he was from the Tang of the East, he would be treated with courtesy. This was proof.
The scorpion spirit had naturally heard of the Great Tang's reputation, so she hesitated and asked Zhang Huan,"Is what you said true?"
Zhang Huan nodded and said with certainty,""Of course. If you don't believe me, you can go to the Great Tang and ask around.”
"F * ck, I don't understand the Great Tang, so I can't pay you back for being a bad person?”
The scorpion spirit rolled her charming eyes and snorted." I don't need to guess to know. You must be lying to me again."”
The two of them stared at each other. At this moment, a voice came from outside.
"That scoundrel Wu, do you dare to come out and fight grandfather?”
When the scorpion spirit heard this, it immediately became serious and said,"I think the Spirit Mountain sent people to save Wen Shu and his disciple, but I don't know who they are.”
"It doesn't matter who it is. The result will be the same anyway.”
Hearing someone shout, Zhang Huan stopped teasing the scorpion demon. He turned around and strode out of the door."Be smart, don't get caught up in the shockwaves.”
He walked out of the house and saw a shifty-eyed demon shouting outside.
With the help of the system, he had an ability that was even more powerful than Sun Wukong's Fiery Golden Eyes. It was as if he could see through the scorpion demon's body at a glance. At this moment, he could easily recognize that this was a yellow-furred marten.
There seemed to be only one person in Journey to the West that matched this characteristic, and that was the Yellow Wind Monster.
The Yellow Wind Monster appeared in the Yellow Wind Ridge. It was a monster that Tang Sanzang encountered after he captured Zhu Bajie. It appeared before Monk Sand and was the thirteenth and fourteenth of the eighty-one difficulties.
Now that Tang Sanzang and the others had crossed Jindou Mountain, it meant that the Yellow Wind Monster had long been subdued by Bodhisattva Lingji.
He ran to the door and shouted. On the other side, Sun Wukong and another monk were busy preparing to save Manjushri and Jinzha. So, the person sent by Tathagata this time was Bodhisattva Lingji?
Zhang Huan continued to speculate in his heart, but he wasn't afraid at all. He raised his sword and slashed at Sun Wukong and Ling Ji.
"One Sword Shattering the Heavens."
The sword qi was like a rainbow, and it was unstoppable.
The violent sword energy swept over. Sun Wukong and Lingji quickly blocked it, not caring about saving Manjushri and Jinzha.
Even though Zhang Huan had a 50 - 50 chance of winning, if Sun Wukong and Ling Ji didn't defend themselves and chose to take it head-on, they would still be injured.
Moreover, they didn't know about Zhang Huan's special characteristic. They had always thought that he hadn't used his full strength.
After forcing back Sun Wukong and Ling Ji who wanted to save him, Zhang Huan faced the yellow wind monster and said,""Ma Wen, why are the reinforcements you brought here becoming more and more unsightly? Could it be that the Spirit Mountain is filled with such snakes, insects, rats, and ants?”
As he spoke, he glanced at Ling Ji from the corner of his eyes and pretended not to know him."There's a marten here. Could it be that the one over there is a snake? So the so-called nest of snakes and rats was referring to the Buddhas on the Spirited Mountain? Wouldn't they all become beasts in human clothing?"
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