When Qiu Sheng came back from his aunt's rouge shop, everyone enjoyed dinner happily. Daoist Priest Four-Eyed turned his grief into appetite and ate like a hungry ghost.
I'll eat you poor and let you attack me!!
He muttered hatefully.
Ninth Uncle didn't eat much, so he put down his chopsticks early. He instructed Wen Cai to remember to burn incense for Taoist Priest Four-Eyed's customers later. Then, he took his own pipe and stuffed the tobacco into it. He looked at Lu Chen and said," Lu Chen, help me light a fire."”
"Yes, Master."
Lu Chen instantly understood and smiled knowingly. He drew a light talisman out of thin air and placed it on the tobacco in the pipe. It burned with a whoosh. Ninth Uncle took two puffs and slowly exhaled a mouthful of white smoke. He said in enjoyment,"This is a fairy-like life, comfortable ~"
The four-eyed Taoist priest stared at Lu Chen in shock as he drew the talisman in the air. His mouth trembled as he said," Senior, Senior Brother, Lu Chen, this is…"
"Oh, I forgot to tell you." Ninth Uncle slapped his forehead and said with a smile,"Lu Chen is extremely talented in the Dao of Talismans. Not long after he learned Talismans, he mastered the technique of drawing Talismans in the air. As his master, I admit that I'm inferior and ashamed.”
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed opened his mouth, and the rice in his hand suddenly lost its fragrance.
This new disciple of his senior brother was actually able to draw talismans in the air at the legendary level. This, this was too fucking shocking!!
And Senior Brother, how could you forget such an important matter!?
His face was flushed red.
" Master, you must be joking." Lu Chen continued," I have today's achievements all thanks to Master's careful teachings."”"Haha, you're the one who worked hard. Don't push the blame onto Master.”
Ninth Uncle waved his hand happily.
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed was speechless.
No, I can't stand this anger. I have to go!!
"Tsk tsk, Uncle-Master is really pitiful."
"It's a tragic sight."
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai looked at each other and mourned for their Uncle-Master. Then, they buried their heads in their food, afraid that they would attract attention and be used as a negative example by the angry Taoist priest.
After the meal, Ninth Uncle and Daoist Priest Four-Eyed were drinking tea in the courtyard. Lu Chen was forcefully dragged over by Ninth Uncle to accompany him. Daoist Priest Four-Eyed's face darkened.
" Master, save me!!"
At this moment, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai's cries for help suddenly came from the morgue.
"Oh no, my customer!"
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed's expression changed. He hurriedly stood up and rushed over. Uncle Nine was shocked."It's Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng's voices ~" He quickly followed.
Lu Chen raised his eyebrows and followed closely behind.
"Master!"
Wen Cai stumbled out of the morgue. Ninth Uncle supported him, whose legs were weak, and frowned."What happened?"
" Zombies, zombies are rioting!"
Wen Cai pointed at the morgue with lingering fear.
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed and Ninth Uncle looked at each other and hurried over. As soon as they entered the morgue, they saw a zombie stumbling toward them.
"You still want to run!"
Ninth Uncle's gaze froze. He reached out and grabbed the zombie's shoulder. In an instant, a windmill appeared and the zombie was thrown to the ground. Daoist Priest Four-Eyed stepped on it and stuck the corpse suppression talisman on it.
"Aiya, Master, Uncle-Master, it's me. The zombie is inside.”
The "zombie" cried out in pain and quickly took off the corpse suppression talisman on his forehead to show his identity. It turned out to be Qiu Sheng disguised as a zombie.
"You brat!"
Ninth Uncle cursed in his heart. He understood that it must have been his two troublesome disciples who caused trouble again.
It was a headache. The plot of the movie had indeed begun.
Lu Chen sighed with mixed feelings. The scene in front of him was exactly the beginning of the movie. What followed next was the series of things that Old Master Ren caused when he asked Ninth Uncle to move his grave.
The last time Ren Fa said that he wanted to move the grave, he had expected it. However, when it came to this, he still felt a little sad.
"Ouch, it hurts."
Qiu Sheng gritted his teeth and got up. His entire body was in pain. He held his waist and walked out. Lu Chen pursed his lips." Serves you right. Who told you to fool around?"”
Qiu Sheng, this frisky monkey, was really going to tear the roof off if he didn't beat him up for three days.
Wen Cai also vented his anger and said," I let you pretend to be a zombie to scare me. It's already light for you to fall. You should let Master beat you up."”
“……”
Qiu Sheng's back ached. He glanced at Wen Cai with ill intentions." Even if I get beaten up, I'll drag you down with me."”
These two clowns.
Lu Chen was speechless. He looked at the group of zombies and drew a line with his finger. A talisman appeared and a Corpse Suppressing Talisman appeared. He shouted," Quick!"
All the corpse suppression talismans flew out and accurately shot into the bodies of the undeads. The undeads quieted down for a moment.
"Lu Chen, thank you."
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed heaved a sigh of relief. He pasted the Corpse Suppressing Talisman again and used the Soul-Assimilating Bell to control the group of corpses to line up.
After arranging the group of corpses, he angrily glared at the dejected Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng." You two stinky brats, what are you playing at? My customers, are you trying to rebel or do you want to go to heaven?”
He was so angry. Corpse herding was his job. If there was a problem, then his reputation would be ruined and his reputation would be ruined. At that time, who would be at ease to let him bring their relatives and friends back to their hometown?
Cutting off a person's money was like killing one's parents.
Lu Chen shook his head. Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai had gone too far this time.
Ninth Uncle also glared at Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng."Didn't I teach you to respect the heavens and earth, ghosts and gods, and corpses? I have repeatedly warned you not to joke around with corpses. If an undead bites you, even the gods can't save you.”
"Master, Martial Uncle, I know I was wrong.”
Qiu Sheng observed his expression and immediately lowered his head to admit his mistake when he saw that the situation was not good.
"Master, Uncle-Master, no, I…"
Wen Cai was the most wronged. It was clearly all Qiusheng's fault, but not only was he scared half to death, but he was also scolded. He was even more wronged than Dou E.
"What about me? Apologize to your Martial Uncle.”
Ninth Uncle glared at Wen Cai. If he continued to cause trouble and embarrass him, he would beat him to death.
Wen Cai shrunk his neck and obediently admitted his mistake."I'm sorry, Martial Uncle."
"Alright, alright."
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed waved his hand and sighed.""I'm afraid of you master and disciple. It's better to just go on our way. The sooner we send the guests to their places, the sooner we can be at ease.”
These four master and disciples are full of evil ideas. Master and junior brother joined forces to attack me, and the two senior brothers messed with my customers. They're too despicable.
I can't afford to offend you, but I can hide. Brothers, let's retreat ~
"Junior brother, you just arrived and you're leaving? Stay for two days!"
Ninth Uncle went forward to ask him to stay, slightly embarrassed.
"I'm not staying. Your two frisky monkeys are just as troublesome as Jiale. I'd better take advantage of the good weather and hurry on my way. Otherwise, it'll be troublesome if it rains.”
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