"I've already offered you incense. Don't come out and harm others. Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude.”
Lu Chen rushed to offer incense to Dong Xiaoyu before Qiu Sheng. At the same time, he warned Dong Xiaoyu not to cause any trouble, lest Qiu Sheng got into trouble and was haunted by a seductive ghost.
Unfortunately, he didn't realize that after he left, Qiu Sheng came over with an incense stick and muttered,""Strange, why did junior brother stay in front of this grave for so long?”
He glanced at Dong Xiaoyu's photo on the tombstone and exclaimed,""He died at such a young age? It's a pity that she's so beautiful. It's good that she's my wife.”
"Come, I'll burn more incense for you!"
He stuck another stick of incense in.
"Thank you, Young Master ~"
The ethereal female voice suddenly sounded, scaring Qiu Sheng so much that his entire body trembled. He ran away and happened to bump into Wen Cai, who was holding two short and one long incense sticks.
"Aiyo ~"
The two of them cried out in pain at the same time. Lu Chen rolled his eyes at them and said,"Did you two meet a ghost?"
"Almost!" Wen Cai hurriedly handed the strange incense stick to Lu Chen." Junior Brother, why do you think this incense stick is burning like this?"”
Ever since he was young, he had offered incense countless times, but he had never seen such a strange phenomenon.
Lu Chen had expected this. He took the incense and explained,"The most taboo when burning incense is to burn two short and one long. The incense manual says that if this incense is used in the house, someone will definitely die.”
The Incense Manual was a book that recorded all kinds of incense combinations and burning phenomena, and used them to infer future luck. It was one of the must-read books for Taoist priests.
"Want to die?" Wen Cai exclaimed," Then aren't we in trouble?”
Qiu Sheng pursed his lips and said," You're really stupid. Junior Brother's words clearly refer to the Ren family, not our mortuary. If someone dies, it's the Ren family who dies. What does it have to do with our mortuary?"”
"I see. It's fine as long as it's not us. It doesn't matter who else dies.”Wen Cai had just heaved a sigh of relief when he suddenly remembered that Ren Tingting was from the Ren family. His expression changed."Oh no, what about Tingting?"
"Go back and find Master."
Lu Chen didn't tell them that the Ren family's accident was mainly because of Old Master Ren. As long as Old Master Ren was suppressed, nothing would happen.
The three of them hurried back to the mortuary and told Ninth Uncle about the incense sticks. Ninth Uncle nodded and said,"Lu Chen is right. Once this incense is released, people will definitely die.”
"Master, how should I solve it?" Wen Cai said anxiously.
"Your junior brother has already thought of a way.”"That's why I asked someone to carry the coffin back…" Ninth Uncle said with a hint of relief.
"Junior Brother?"
Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng looked at Lu Chen in surprise. Lu Chen shrugged his shoulders. He only knew the plot of the movie and responded in advance.
Uncle Nine thought for a moment and ordered,"Go get paper, brush, ink, swords, and swords."”
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were stunned. They opened their mouths and wanted to ask what paper, brush, ink, sword, and sword were, but Lu Chen had already brought them over-yellow paper, red brush, black ink, kitchen knife, and peach wood sword!
"The two of you should learn."
Ninth Uncle glared at Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, who were at a loss. Fortunately, he had received a proud disciple. Otherwise, he would have been angered to death by these two little brats.
"That's simple. I already know, but Junior Brother is just a step faster.”
Qiu Sheng laughed dryly. Wen Cai echoed," Yes, I know that too.”
Isn't it just a few commonly used tools? I understand!
"Then do you know why you need paper, brush, ink, and swords?" Ninth Uncle sneered.”
"Uh…"
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were embarrassed. They hurriedly looked at Lu Chen for help. Lu Chen explained,"These five items are the materials used to make the ink fountain line. They represent the five elements. The yellow paper represents earth, the red pen represents fire, the black ink represents water, the kitchen knife represents gold, and the peach wood sword represents wood!!”
He realized that he had been teaching his two senior brothers all kinds of common knowledge for the whole day, and he was tired.
Ninth Uncle looked at the two of them unkindly." Do you understand?”
"Master, we will remember this."
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai smiled embarrassedly. Lu Chen rolled his eyes. He hoped that they had really remembered it.
"Humph ~"
Ninth Uncle snorted coldly and ignored them. He took out an ink fountain, killed a chicken, and extracted its blood. He used his Gang Steps and brandished his wooden sword. Using the essence of the glutinous rice as a guide, he used the fire of incense and candles to refine it. He sprinkled ink on the rice and poured the filtered chicken blood ink into the ink fountain. He ordered Lu Chen and the other two,"Put the ink thread on the coffin. Remember not to miss anything.”
"Yes, Master."
Lu Chen helped to flick the ink thread, not even letting go of the bottom of the coffin.
After settling the coffin properly, they got up and went to the Ren family to discuss the matter of moving the burial after lunch. Since there was an accident, they had to make plans early.
The sooner Old Master Ren was buried, the sooner they would be at ease.
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In the Ren residence, Ren Tingting was arranging flowers in the living room. Ah Wei accompanied Ren Fa to drink tea, and his eyes occasionally glanced at Ren Tingting. He chuckled and said,"Uncle, Biao Younger Sister is not young anymore.”
"Yes, it's indeed not small anymore." Ren Fa nodded." It's already the age to talk about marriage."”He thought of a suitable son-in-law and suddenly realized that Ninth Uncle's disciple, Lu Chen, was very suitable. Unfortunately, he was a Taoist priest.
Ah Wei rubbed his hands and said embarrassedly,"Well, Uncle, I think…"
"Old Master, Ninth Uncle is here."
At this moment, a servant came in to report and interrupted him. Ren Fa was delighted." Quickly invite Ninth Uncle in."”
"Old Master Ren ~"
The four of them were led in by the servants. Old Master Ren pointed upstairs." Ninth Uncle, let's talk upstairs."”
Lu Chen greeted Ren Tingting and followed the master upstairs. Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, who didn't know Feng Shui, stayed in the living room to wait.
Ah Wei, who originally wanted to propose marriage for him, opened his mouth and patted his head in annoyance.
"Old Master Ren, I want to help Old Master Ren move his burial to the Three Yang Kaitai acupoint tomorrow.”
In the study, Ninth Uncle made his intentions clear. Old Master Ren said in surprise,"Why are you in such a hurry?"
"The situation has changed. If we don't bury him early, we'll be in big trouble.”" Besides," Ninth Uncle explained," it's good for the Ren family to be buried early and get rich early.”
"Alright, you guys are professionals in this area. As long as it doesn't affect the Ren family's fortune, I'll listen to your arrangements.”
After a brief conversation, Ren Fa agreed after some consideration. After all, he knew that his father's situation was a little special. He was afraid that if he did not bury his father early, he would really cause big trouble.
ah ~
Just as they were negotiating, Ah Wei's miserable scream came from downstairs. Lu Chen and Ninth Uncle looked at each other and knew that something was wrong. They hurried out to check on the situation.
Ah Wei took off his clothes and rubbed them against the railing of the stairs like a lunatic, making a fool of himself.
"Hey, Eldest Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, you guys really know how to play.”
When Lu Chen saw this scene, he immediately remembered that Ah Wei was indeed teased by Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng using the Substitute Talisman in the movie. He did not expect that Ah Wei would still be teased by his two senior brothers even though he had already changed the burial process.
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