"Glutinous rice is used to exorcise evil spirits."
Lu Chen explained with a smile. Fei Bao had learned martial arts from Ninth Uncle in his early years, so he had always called Ninth Uncle his master. Whenever something happened in the mortuary, he would come over to help. This guy not only had strength, but his martial arts were also not bad. Anyway, he could beat Qiu Sheng up.
Moreover, in a single round of martial arts, even Ninth Uncle did not dare to say that he would definitely win against Fatty Bao.
If it wasn't because of his pre-arranged marriage with A'Zhu, his master would have taken him in as a disciple and taught him Daoist techniques.
Due to all these factors, Fei Bao had never entered the sect. At most, he could be considered an outer sect disciple and could only learn some martial arts in his life.
As Ninth Uncle's proud disciple, Lu Chen had always been the object of his admiration. Once upon a time, he had also yearned to learn Dao techniques and inherit his master's mantle.
However, fate played a trick on him. He had never been able to get what he wanted. Now, he only had one goal, and that was to earn money to marry Ah Zhu.
However, this goal was a little far away. Relying on the meager wages he earned from doing hard labor, it was estimated that he would have to wait a long time before he could save up the large amount of betrothal money that Old Master Zhu requested.
Life was really difficult!
The two of them chatted along the way and soon followed the main group to the Three Yang Kaitai acupoint that he had investigated. Old Master Ren, Ren Tingting, and the others had already arrived.
" Ninth Uncle, let me introduce you. This is my distant cousin. He's from the neighboring Ren Town. He's specially here to attend my father's funeral…"
Old Master Ren introduced the relatives of the Ren family to Ninth Uncle one by one. Lu Chen sized up Old Master Ren's distant cousin and muttered to himself," The other Ren Town next door? Don't tell me it's that Ren Jiazhen from the movie 'Musical Zombies'.
"Lu Chen ~"
Ren Tingting greeted Lu Chen with a smile. Lu Chen smiled and said,"Good morning, Tingting!"
uh ~
Ah Wei, his sidekick, burped. His body swayed as if he had a hangover. Lu Chen could not help but laugh. After drinking three catties of yellow wine, he could already stand properly today.
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai glanced at Ah Wei strangely. They had only used the Substitute Talisman to prank him. Why was Ah Wei so dispirited? Could he be so scared that he couldn't sleep at night? That was a pleasant surprise!
After a simple discussion, Ninth Uncle began to instruct Fei Bao to scatter the glutinous rice into the tomb that had already been dug out. Old Master Ren asked curiously,""Ninth Uncle, is there anything special about sprinkling glutinous rice?”
"This…"
Ninth Uncle muttered to himself. The glutinous rice was used to disperse corpse Qi. Of course, he couldn't say it out loud. Otherwise, there would be too many people and it would easily cause a riot if the problem of Old Master Ren's corpse transformation was spread.
To be honest, according to his thoughts, he would burn the zombies and end everything once and for all. Unfortunately, the Ren family did not agree, and he could not burn the corpses by force. The Ren family was the Ren family's local overlord, and they could not afford to offend them!
Even if he did not think for himself, he had to think for his three disciples.
"Old Master Ren, you're right. Sticking glutinous rice is indeed very particular.”Seeing that Ninth Uncle was in a difficult position, Lu Chen stepped forward and said with a smile,"Feng Shui has a saying: Glutinous rice paves the ground and brings great fortune.”
Well, if you disperse Old Master Ren's corpse aura, wouldn't your Ren family be in great luck?
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, who knew the inside story, looked at Lu Chen with admiration. Junior Brother, you didn't even blink when you made up a lie.
Ninth Uncle coughed and said with a straight face,""Lu Chen is right."
"I see." Old Master Ren nodded in realization and pointed at the coffin wrapped in the ink net. He asked curiously,"Then what's the point of tying my father's coffin with a red rope?”
Ninth Uncle glanced at Lu Chen. Continue!
“……”
Lu Chen thought for a moment and said," That's right. It's also very particular to wrap a coffin with a red rope. As the saying goes, red rope wraps a coffin, gold bricks and silver bricks. Pack it at home!"”
Using the ink thread to lock up Old Master Ren, and relying on the luck of the Three Yang Kaitai acupoint, there was nothing wrong with the Ren family being rich and noble.
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai clicked their tongues in wonder. Scholars were indeed different. They lied one set after another.
Ninth Uncle smiled and nodded in satisfaction.
"Alright, Lu Chen, you're right." Old Master Ren gave him a thumbs up." I hope that our Ren family can accept your good words and really earn a lot of money.”
"Old Master Ren, if there are no problems, we will bury him immediately.”
After sending Ren Fa away, Ninth Uncle instructed the Ren family to pay their respects to Old Master Ren. Then, they carried the coffin and buried him. They returned to the soil and paid their respects again. Ninth Uncle asked Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai to take out the things they had prepared earlier. They had the statue, ink thread, talismans, and so on.
Old Master Ren looked at Ninth Uncle busying himself and asked curiously,""Ninth Uncle, what are you doing?”
"Lu Chen, you answer."
Ninth Uncle assigned the task to Lu Chen. Lu Chen pursed his lips. Master, you want me to clean up your mess again.
"Old Master Ren, it's like this. These statues are all used to protect Old Master Ren from the invasion of evil.”Lu Chen didn't even think and said,""As the saying goes, with the protection of the gods, the Ren family will become rich. With the protection of the gods and the suppression of luck, the Ren family's future will be smoother.”
If you suppress Old Master Ren, your Ren family will definitely be better off.
This works too!
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai widened their eyes in shock. Junior Brother, you're a little too much. Old Master Ren is about to be fooled by you.
"Lu Chen, you really know a lot." Ren Tingting exclaimed.”
"I only know a little."
Lu Chen laughed to himself. You haven't met a roadside stall owner in the 21st century. They make up jingles that are endless, and they don't repeat them. In comparison, he is far inferior.
After dealing with Ren Fa, Ninth Uncle casually cast the Five Elements Formation on Old Master Ren's tomb. Together with the glutinous rice and ink fountain net below, they prevented Old Master Ren from coming out of the coffin.
After setting up the Five Elements Formation, the burial was basically over. At the invitation of Old Master Ren, the four of them attended the banquet organized by the Ren family and had a big meal. After that, Ren Fa paid the commission fee, and after deducting the cost, they earned a net profit of 50 yuan.
During the meal, Ren Tingting pulled him along to inquire about various Western customs and customs as usual. Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai watched the two of them whispering to each other and were extremely envious.
Indeed, knowledge is power. Yes, the power to pick up girls. The Japanese Natsuki Yasuo didn't lie to me.
When the four of them came out of the Ren residence, it was already sunset and the red clouds reflected the sky.
"Lu Chen, come to my house next time.”Ren Tingting waved goodbye.
"I'll definitely come another day!"
Lu Chen nodded at her with certainty. Ren Tingting smiled sweetly."It's a deal ~"
After burying Old Master Ren properly, Lu Chen finally heaved a sigh of relief. Now, he did not have to guard against that old zombie jumping out and biting people all day long.
In order to prevent any accidents, Lu Chen would go up the mountain to check on Old Master Ren's tomb every day for the next few days. He would check if the Five Elements Formation was stable, check if there were any loopholes, and nail Old Master Ren to death in the Three Yang Kaitai Acupoint.
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