hiss ~
Even though Lu Chen knew that Daoist Priest Four-Eyed had such a move, he still sucked in a breath of cold air when he saw it on the spot. This move was simply a man's nightmare.
Master Ikxiu was a monk, so he couldn't use that thing. It didn't matter if it was bad or not, but it was useless, but it hurt!
Didn't you see the fierce action of hitting the crotch in the female anti-wolf technique?
This was because most men could not withstand the intense pain in their balls at that moment. Being hit was almost equivalent to surrendering.
"Haha ~"
In contrast to Master One Rest, whose face was contorted in pain, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed laughed heartily and flaunted his prowess at Master One Rest.
"Four Eyes, you're good."
Master Ikshou took out a ten-sided shoe from his crotch and threw it on the dining table. He stood up with both hands supporting the dining table, trembling.
"Master, let me help you."
Qingqing put down her bowl and chopsticks, then stood up to support the trembling Master Ikyu. She asked worriedly,""Master, are you alright? Where was he injured? Do you want to apply medicine?"
"Amitabha, I'm, I'm fine!”
Master Ikxiu waved his hand and forced himself to be calm." We'll be fine after resting for a while. Let's go back!"”
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed happily chased after him and said,""Monk, take care. You're welcome to come to my training hall for breakfast tomorrow…"
Haha, it was a small victory for me.
"Humph ~"
Qingqing supported the stumbling Master Ikyu and glared at Daoist Priest Four-Eyed with dissatisfaction.
Jiale, who had been watching the show the entire time, saw that Qingqing was angry and hurriedly went forward to apologize." Qingqing, I'm sorry. My master isn't an old…ouch!!”
Before he could finish speaking, Qingqing stepped on his toe fiercely, causing him to jump up in pain. He grabbed his foot and cried out in pain.
Lu Chen looked at Jiale who had hit the muzzle of the gun and shook his head speechlessly. These two people were clearly 'King Xiang has intentions, but the goddess is heartless.' Jiale was asking for trouble.
"Lu Chen, eat more. Don't stand on ceremony.”
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed happily invited Lu Chen to have breakfast. When he saw the mess on the table, he stood up and pinched Jiale's face." Jiale, change to another table and serve breakfast. Master loves you so much."”
"Yes, Master!"
Jiale, who had just been hit by the girl he liked, dejectedly went out to make breakfast.
"Martial Uncle, I'm full. Eat slowly.”
Lu Chen put down his bowl and chopsticks after eating his fill. He greeted Daoist Priest Four-Eyed and went back to his room to rest. He had not slept the entire night and was extremely sleepy.
After waking up in the afternoon, he ate dinner and went back to his room to sit cross-legged. He took out the book on the Art of Spiritual Striking and thought hard about how to use it more efficiently. His eyes scanned the system interface and suddenly fell on the Earth Talisman that dropped from the grave robber.
The Earth Talisman had the effect of the Earth Lord coming here, just like the "Regal Emperor's Arrival" token given by the emperor on television.
He had an idea. If he drew the Earth Talisman on himself, would it strengthen his connection with the Earth Lord?
As he pondered, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it could be done. He stretched out his finger and drew an Earth Talisman in front of his chest. The talisman quickly entered his body. His entire body trembled. He felt as if he was the Earth Lord in the world, protecting one side and deterring demons and ghosts.
This method was effective!
He was delighted and jumped off the bed. Following the method of summoning the gods, he raised his finger and stomped on the ground, shouting,"The land of the scripture altar is the most spiritual of the gods. Today, I invite you to come quickly!!”
"Imperial order!"
As he chanted the spell, his entire body was enveloped in a thin layer of mist that slowly seeped into his body. Suddenly, his mind became clear, and his thoughts spread out uncontrollably. The scenes within a hundred meters were reflected in his mind. At this moment, he seemed to have the vision of God and could look down on this land.
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed who was making earplugs, Jiale who was covering himself with a blanket, Master Ikkyu who was hitting a wooden fish, and the one who was washing his body with a wooden spoon…Cough, cough, look away from the indecent.
He was pleasantly surprised to confirm that drawing the Gods Talismans on his body could indeed strengthen the connection between them and maximize the use of the God's Strike Technique.
Moreover, with the Earth Talisman as a cheat, the requirement for the cultivation of the Divine Striking Technique was much lower in terms of obtaining divinity. Of course, the effect was also much worse. His first level of the Divine Striking Technique could only observe a radius of a hundred meters, which was a little narrow. If he could observe a radius of ten miles, a hundred miles, or even ten thousand miles, then the Divine Striking Technique would be too useful to him.
Lu Chen retracted his spell in satisfaction, and his thoughts returned to his mind. The surrounding scene disappeared completely. He stretched lazily and happily stuck a silent note on the door frame to sleep, ignoring the flood outside.
That night, the dojo was very lively. Master Yixiu's chanting was like a mosquito buzzing near his ears, almost driving Daoist Priest Four-Eyed crazy. After so many years, he remembered the fear of being dominated by Master Yixiu's chanting.
The earplugs made of coconut shells, small bowls, cotton, and other layers of materials were useless. Master Ikxiu's chanting was like a soul attack. It could seep into one's ears even if one covered their ears. It was extremely annoying.
The furious Daoist Priest Four-Eyed took out his box of gold bars and tried to buy Master Ikxiu's dojo. Unfortunately, Master Ikxiu treated money like dirt and did not sell it at all. He said that he only wanted to be Daoist Priest Four-Eyed's neighbor, which made Daoist Priest Four-Eyed gnash his teeth in anger.
Just as he was about to leave, he caught a glimpse of Master Ikkyu's puppet that Qingqing had made. With an idea in mind, he picked up the puppet and wanted to reconcile with it, asking the master to help him imprint a handprint. However, he turned around and started casting a spell. He used the master's handprint and the scarecrow to control the master, ruthlessly pranking the master.
Unfortunately, the Heavenly Dao was good at reincarnation. If one didn't believe it, look up and see who the heavens had spared!
Master Ikyo and Qingqing couldn't take it anymore. They used the doll to counter Daoist Priest Four-Eyed and took revenge fiercely, almost sending Daoist Priest Four-Eyed to heaven.
"Martial Uncle, how many months have you been…?”
When Lu Chen got out of bed, he saw Daoist Priest Four-Eyed with a greasy mouth and a big belly being supported by Jiale from outside. He laughed to himself. These two old brats were too cruel to each other. If he remembered correctly, Master Ikkyu had a few teeth pulled out while Daoist Priest Four-Eyed drank a big jar of oil and almost burst his belly.
After careful examination, it seemed that Master Ikyu was at a disadvantage. After all, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed would only have a bloated stomach for a day at most, while Master Ikyu would lose a few teeth permanently.
"Don't mention it. That old bald donkey got me pregnant…Burp ~"
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed held his stomach with both hands and burped. He pointed at the dojo next door and said angrily,"Monk, just you wait. We're not done…Burp ~"
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