When she heard Yang Ming say that he was a sucker who had just tipped her a few million yuan, Little Tanuki suddenly felt a little guilty.
But that was not right. Even if he was, how could he have come to her house!
"What exactly are you doing? You didn't rob me of money, let alone sex!”Little Tanuki put her hand on the door handle. If Yang Ming made any movements, she would immediately open the door and escape and call the police.
"Alright, I won't rob you of your money or your body. I just want to borrow your room to rest. I'll leave after my clothes are dry!”Yang Ming said helplessly.
"There are so many rooms in this city and you didn't want to borrow them. You wanted to borrow mine and even used my towel. You pervert, I'm going to call the police!”Little Tanuki took out her phone and called the police.
" I knew this would happen!!" Yang Ming was speechless. But after a few seconds, Yang Ming found that his phone on the table rang! The cell phone from before he transmigrated was still working. She had just left it here when she was showering.
"Hello, police station? A hooligan came to my house!”Yang Ming answered the phone and heard a female voice on the phone. It was exactly the same as what Little Tanuki said.
Yaya, who was hiding in Yang Ming's towel, stuck out her tongue at Yang Ming. Yang Ming immediately understood that it was this little guy who was playing tricks.
"Oh, is that hooligan wearing a white towel? He looks quite handsome!”Yang Ming said.
"You…are a police officer?" Little Tanuki listened to Yang Ming's voice and the voice on the phone, and she asked Yang Ming doubtfully.
"I'm a robber. I'm robbing money and women!”Yang Ming pouted.
"You must be a plainclothes police officer who is carrying out official duties outside. You can just show your ID and I'll lend you the room, but you have to say that you're a robber. You scared this little girl to death!”Little Tanuki patted her chest and sighed in relief.
"Are there no bad guys in the police?" Yang Ming was stunned.
"What are you talking about? Our Nine Regions has the best public security. The police also go through a strict selection process. Only people with good character can become police officers!”
"Alright, actually, I'm a spy in the underground world. Don't tell anyone!”Yang Ming said seriously.
"Don't worry, don't worry. I definitely won't tell anyone!”Little Tanuki promised.
"Okay, do whatever you want. I'll leave when my clothes are dry!”Yang Ming said.
Thinking that Yang Ming was a policeman, Little Tanuki seemed to completely relax her vigilance. She took out her laptop, connected it to the power, and began to log into her chat room.
Yang Ming was speechless. Didn't we agree not to tell others? He turned on the computer and sold him out. He even pointed the camera at him. If he was really an undercover agent in the underground world, he would be torn into pieces!
Instantly, the screen in the chat room exploded.
"Strip…strip…"
"It's best if you have sex with that handsome guy. Let us open our eyes. I'll pay 10 million!”
"I bid 20 million!"
"Is money that worthless?" Yang Ming was speechless. In order to look at the goddess's naked appearance, they were willing to spend tens of millions. They must have been playing with chickens for a long time, and they even said that they wanted Little Tanuki to have sex with them. Were these people perverted?
"For those who have too much money to burn, money is indeed worthless! They don't lack women. They're all guys who like the new and hate the old. If I really strip for them to see, they probably won't come to my chat room in the future!”Little Tanuki covered the microphone so that no one could hear her.
"Being mysterious is beautiful, right? But you announced my identity as a spy and even let me show my face. Are you trying to kill me?”Yang Ming said.
"Ah! I forgot that you're a spy. I hope that no one will tell anyone that this police officer is a spy. Otherwise, the consequences will be unimaginable. Let's stop talking here today. See you tomorrow! You mustn't tell anyone!" Little Tanuki said as she closed the chat room.
"Now I want to commandeer your computer!”Yang Ming said.
"Officer, please enjoy!" Little Tanuki pushed the computer to Yang Ming.
Yang Ming found that there was also a QQ chat tool on the computer.
He immediately logged in with his QQ number to try it out, and he actually logged in.
"Oh my god, an 8-digit QQ number is a sky-high price now. It's hard to buy it!”Little Tanuki was shocked.
"Is an 8-digit QQ number very valuable?”Yang Ming was stunned!
"I spent tens of thousands of yuan to buy a 15-digit QQ number. An 8-digit QQ number can be sold for at least tens of millions!”Little Tanuki said.
"Then I'll give you one!" Yang Ming opened a login window and logged in with his alternate account. Then, he wrote the account password on the chat window. As a loser, it was completely normal to have a few QQ alternate accounts.
"Officer, do you have a girlfriend?”Little Tanuki said excitedly.
"Not yet. All my friends 'profile pictures on QQ have been blackened!”Yang Ming looked at his friend list. There was only one person online. The old man named Xiaoyao Xianxian added him as a friend when they played LOL together.
Little Tanuki was instantly delighted. This person was a police officer, handsome, and looked extremely rich. He was completely a diamond bachelor!
"Young man, do you want to play? It seems like you have adapted to the environment there!”The old man immediately sent a message.
"Thanks to you, it's okay, but I don't have a client!”Yang Ming replied.
"Look carefully, there should be some!”the old man said.
Yang Ming was stunned. A shortcut to the LOL game appeared out of thin air on the computer screen. He clicked on it and really went in.
"Is this your superior? What kind of game was this? It seemed to be very fun.”Little Tanuki asked.
"Yes, yes, boss! This is a game for reporting work. In fact, every word I say in the game is a report to the higher-ups.”Yang Ming nodded.
"Old Master, the enemies this time are all very powerful. Annie is super godly!”Yang Ming typed in a line of words.
"That's because you're still too inexperienced. The opponents you're matched with now are not those bronze dregs!”Carefree Loose Immortal replied.
Little Tanuki's emotions were stirred. What enemy? What opponent? This guy must be someone who did great things.
However, Yaya, who was hiding in Yang Ming's towel, cursed in her heart,""Losers are losers, playing LOL in the goddess 'room!”
"Is this phone yours? Oh my god, this is an out-of-print hammer phone from hundreds of years ago. It's worth at least tens of millions now. I've only seen one in a museum!
Yang Ming was stunned. I feel like my whole body is a treasure. And how can this Little Tanuki have anything to do with money?
"That's great. You must be hungry. I'll cook for you!”Little Tanuki did not seem to know what rejection meant. It would be a waste not to accept it. This was all money!
After eating and playing until the evening, Yang Ming put on his clothes with satisfaction and found that he didn't have a penny on him."Due to a situation, I need some pocket money!”
"But I don't have money!" Little Tanuki said warily.
Yang Ming almost hit his head against the wall. I gave you a tens of millions QQ number, a tens of millions hammer phone, and asked for some pocket money. He didn't even give it to you. This is too stingy!
"This is my piggy bank. All my savings are here. You can take them all.”Little Tanuki handed a piglet to Yang Ming.
Yang Ming shook it and heard a few coins ringing inside. Oh my god, Little Tanuki, can you be a little more stingy?
But at least he could take the bus!
He carried the piggy bank and left Little Tanuki's house. He walked to the street and found a place to smash the piggy bank open. There were only two or three one-yuan coins and a key inside…
"The key…they really think I'm a sucker. I don't have that many QQ accounts and cell phones worth tens of millions!”With a loser mentality, Yang Ming still put the key in his pocket.
"Phew, Master, when will you be able to get bronze like this? You're really a super rotten wood!”Yaya crawled out of her clothes and said.
"Let's think of a way to return to Lux's house!”Yang Ming said.
"I'm addicted to being a demonic spirit!" Yaya pursed her lips and said," Besides, do you know which direction Lux's house is in?”
Yang Ming was stunned. He really didn't know. How could he still have a sense of direction when a cannon was fired?
Yang Ming had to walk along the road. He really had no place to stay. He still had the key to Little Tanuki's house!
"There are so many people in front! Their combat power is all around 7!" Yaya said.
Yang Ming found that his vision was much better than before. He saw the situation in front of him at a glance. It seemed to be a fight in the underground kingdom.
A group of black-robed men surrounded a little loli. And that loli was actually Lux's best friend, Jinx.
"F * ck, I'm going to be useful as a spy in the underground world so soon!”Yang Ming smiled.
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