0046. The difference between reciting poems and obscene poems
After Chen Feng finished eating the delicious food, he had already finished his meal.
The sky was already dark.
Chen Feng had Monkey arrange for them to rest while he and Fairy Chang'e walked out of the Water Curtain Cave and sat on a stone stool outside.
"Chen Feng, Shopkeeper Chen, hurry up and write me a poem. I want you to write me a poem. If you don't write me a poem, I won't go back to sleep.”
"Manager ~~~"
"Why don't you write a poem for me? If you don't write a poem, I'll ignore you in the future.”
"Hurry up, hurry up…"
Chen Feng could no longer stand this annoying fairy. Helplessly, he could only agree.
"Alright, alright, alright. Alright, I'll write you a poem. After you listen to it, go back to sleep, okay?”
Fairy Chang'e happily replied,"" Okay, okay, okay! I'll sleep if you compose a poem for me!"
Hence, Chen Feng started to think about the poems in his mind.
All of a sudden, Chen Feng looked at the moon in the sky and recalled a poem that Li Bai had once written. In any case, Li Bai had yet to be born in this era, so he could just use it.
As long as Chen Feng didn't say anything, that poem was written by him!
"Yes, yes ~ Cough, cough, cough…"
Chen Feng cleared his throat and started reciting with emotion.
The bright moonlight in front of the bed…
I suspect it's frost on the ground…
Looking up at the bright moon…
She lowered her head and missed her hometown…
Pa, pa, pa!
Fairy Chang'e couldn't help but clap her hands and cheer. Then, she volunteered,""I know, I know what this means!”
"Oh?" Chen Feng couldn't help but feel curious."Oh, you even know what it means?" Not bad, your literary attainments are very deep. Hmm, not bad, not bad ~"
Less than a second after he finished praising her, a single sentence from Chang'e had caused Chen Feng to spit out his food. Luckily, he had not eaten much earlier. Otherwise, he would have vomited right away.
Fairy Chang'e said,"Your poem probably means this: In front of my bed, there was a girl called Ming Yue who had already taken off her clothes. Her skin was as white as the frost on the ground. He raised his head and looked at the naked Mingyue. He lowered his head and remembered that his wife was still in his hometown. Hahaha, look at how smart I am. I can even guess what you mean…"
Fairy Chang'e was pleased with herself, her face beaming with joy as she waited for Chen Feng to praise her.
In the end, when Chen Feng heard this translation, he almost burst out laughing.
"As for your translation, you can be said to be unprecedented! It can probably be summarized in two words-"
" Weirdo!!"
When Fairy Chang'e heard that Chen Feng was actually teasing her, she started wrestling with him…
Yes, they were fighting…
It was like a young man in love flirting…
Inside the water curtain cave, Zhu Bajie heard Chen Feng and Fairy Chang'e laughing and laughing outside. He was so angry that white steam was coming out of his nostrils.
Damn it, the shopkeeper was showing off his affection again!
Sob, sob…
Alright, let's not bother about Zhu Bajie. Let's continue talking about Chen Feng and Fairy Chang'e.
"Shopkeeper, is my translation wrong?" Isn't that the explanation?"
Chen Feng shook his head.
The poem I wrote just now was for you. It means that you miss your hometown, Heaven.
After hearing this, Fairy Chang'e's playful and lively voice became low."" I…I actually miss the Heaven Realm, that place…"
"I'm cold."
With just one word, Chen Feng could clearly sense the sadness on Fairy Chang'e's face when she mentioned the heavenly realm.
Don't you like the Heaven Realm?"
"I don't like it…"
"Why?"
"No one to accompany me, I'm all alone. The Moon Palace is so big, but I'm all alone…And, and most importantly, no one to accompany me to recite poems ~~"
"What about now?" Chen Feng asked.
"I still like it here. The shopkeeper accompanied me to recite poems. I'm very happy, thank you ~"
"I think it's a lewd poem, hahahaha ~"
Chen Feng suddenly felt a killing intent.
A strong murderous aura from a woman, no, a girl!
"Chen Feng! You're looking for a beating!" Fairy Chang'e started to chase after Chen Feng. In the blossoming season of the Flowerfruit Mountain, the fragrance of flowers permeated the air. He ran while she chased after him. It was like a beautiful landscape painting.
In the landscape painting, there were cheers, laughter, and a very, very small pig's voice…
Sob, sob, sob, the shopkeeper is throwing dog food at me every day. It's simply too much shit! It was simply too sh * tty!
After a long time.
" Alright," Chen Feng said to Fairy Chang'e." It's getting late. Hurry up and go back to sleep."”
" No!" Fairy Chang'e refused decisively." I don't want to! I want you to accompany me!"”
"Accompany me with erotic poems!"
"No, it's poetry! Look, you've led me astray ~"
Chen Feng was speechless. Clearly, it was you who was crooked. What does it have to do with me?
"Chen Feng ~ Shopkeeper Chen ~"
Fairy Chang'e started to act coquettishly.
"What?" Chen Feng felt goosebumps all over his body.
"Compose a poem for me!"
"Didn't you say that you would sing one song a day?"
"No. " I want to hear it now…" Fairy Chang'e wanted to hear about Chen Feng's age. She did not care about sleeping at all.
"Aren't you sleepy?" Chen Feng asked.
"I'm not sleepy. I'm only more awake at night.”
" He's extremely similar to the youngsters nowadays," Chen Feng said casually.
"What is it? What young people nowadays?" Fairy Chang'e didn't understand.
She was not someone who had transmigrated to this world, so how could she possibly know what Chen Feng was talking about?
Chen Feng shook his head and said," Alright, I'll compose another poem for you. After I'm done listening to your military assassination, go to sleep. Do you understand?"”
"Yes ~ I know ~"
Fairy Chang'e nodded obediently.
Looking at Fairy Chang'e's current state, Chen Feng knew that he wouldn't be able to sleep tonight.
Sigh, forget it. I'll recite poems first.
"Don't you see that the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky and flows into the sea without returning?”
"Don't you see, the bright mirror in the high hall grieves for the white hair, like the black hair in the morning and the snow in the evening!”
"You must enjoy life to the fullest. Don't let the golden cup face the moon empty.”
"I'm born with talent.”
“…………”
pa, pa
Fairy Chang'e started clapping again, her mouth repeatedly saying 'good, good, good'…
"Let me translate it ~" Fairy Chang'e said.
" No, no, no!" Chen Feng was extremely afraid. He hurriedly said," Don't, don't, don't translate." I'm afraid that you'll turn a good poem into a lewd poem again. Let me recite another one for you."
"Okay, okay ~" She was extremely happy.
No one had ever seriously composed a poem for her.
She looked at Chen Feng's large, watery eyes, which were filled with envy and admiration.
At this moment, Chen Feng continued reciting the poem.
" I'm so angry that my hair stands on its crown. Leaning against the railing, the rain stops.”
"Raise your eyes and roar towards the sky, full of vigor and fervor.”
"Thirty years of fame and glory, dust and earth, eight thousand miles of clouds and moon.”
"Don't be idle. Your hair is white, and you are sad in vain.”
The image of Chen Feng shaking his head had been imprinted in her heart, unable to be erased.
"Shopkeeper, I still want to listen ~~"
Chen Feng nodded and continued to recite.
At some point, Chang'e had broken a jug of wine in her hand and started drinking. She even gave Chen Feng a jug of wine.
Chen Feng did not stand on ceremony. He picked up the wine and started drinking.
Gulp…Gulp…Gulp…
The current Chen Feng was drinking wine as if it was water.
He wiped the wine that was spilling out of the corner of his mouth and began to recite the poem seriously.
Last night's stars, last night's wind, west of the painting building, east of the osmanthus hall.
There are no colorful phoenix wings on the body, and the heart is connected with one point.
……
……
As expected, Fairy Chang'e clapped again.
"Shopkeeper, continue…"
" Alright…" Chen Feng himself did not know when his consciousness had started to blur. Even he himself was unaware of it.
Hence, Chen Feng continued to recite.
Guan Guan turtledove, in the Yellow River island.
A graceful lady is a good match for a gentleman.
……
A beautiful lady, I beg for her.
I couldn't get it, and I couldn't sleep without thinking about it.
Leisurely, leisurely, tossing and turning.
……
A graceful lady is a friend of the lute.
A beautiful lady, with bells and drums to play.
……
……
"Alright, let's do it again!" Fairy Chang'e was drunk.
"Alright, come…come then…"
Chen Feng's tongue was a little stuck when he spoke.
" Then…Then I'll…I'll sing another song…"
I sleep in spring and don't feel dawn. I hear birds singing everywhere.
The sound of wind and rain at night, I know how many flowers have fallen.
"Did you write it?" Chang'e asked.
" No, I didn't write it." Chen Feng answered honestly." It was written by a comrade called Meng Haoran."”
"Hehehe, you liar! Why didn't I know of such a person? Meng Haoran? I think it should be Meng Chen Feng."
Fairy Chang'e mumbled,""Dream Chen Feng…Dream Chen Feng. Oh right, I…When I went back to sleep, I…I dreamed of Chen Feng…How…How was it? Hmm?"
Fairy Chang'e was so drunk that she probably didn't even know what she was talking about.
At this moment, Fairy Chang'e suddenly asked,""Shopkeeper? Chen Feng?"
"You…Do you have someone you like?”
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