"Teacher, don't trick me. I think you're trying to seduce me.”
Yang Ning pushed her glasses up and said," I won't talk about basic behavior and psychology. I'll give you a systematic plan. These are considered liberal arts, but they can be explained using the laws of physics. Of course, if your mathematics level reaches a certain level, you can also explain it.”
"If you can understand one law, you can understand all laws. Teacher, we're studying physics, not cultivation.”
Yang Ning took off her glasses and wiped them. She picked up her phone and said,"This is a physics experiment I did."
Physics experiment? A phone?
Li An glanced over.
"Teacher Yang Ning, can you give me a ride tonight? I want to study Kepler's law with you. Do you want to go to your house or mine?”
"Yang Ning, I know you're avoiding me. I'm telling you, you have to bring me breakfast. If you don't, I'll go on a hunger strike.”
"Little Ning, I miss you a little."
"Teacher, you're committing a crime," Li An said righteously.”
Yang Ning said," Let me tell you about Schrodinger's method of picking up girls. The source of Schrodinger's method of picking up girls is Schrodinger's cat. In fact, the essence is summarized in two words: mysterious. Many scientists can't find a wife because their wife is science.“
Li An listened quietly. It was very likely that he would walk the path of a scientist in the future. Although Li An had not thought about girls for the time being, no one would want to be without a woman by his side.
Yang Ning said slowly,"Before an event is observed, it is always in a state called 'probability cloud'. Once it is observed, it collapses into a physical entity."
"What is a cloud of probability?" Li An asked.”
"This thing comes from atomic physics. Of course, if you want to learn, you can still buy atomic physics books. That thing is sold in the street bookstore for ten yuan, ten catties. It's easier to buy than mathematics.”
Science was so cheap.
Yang Ning continued," In fact, the so-called Schrodinger's method of picking up girls is the use of mystery. Let people get used to your mystery and let the mystery of a scientist explode completely. If you attract girls, you will naturally succeed. The simplest experiment is to deliver breakfast for a month and quit halfway. Girls will naturally be attracted to you. This is called behavior and also called law.”
" Teacher," Li An said quietly," you're tempting me. I have to be firm."”
Schrodinger didn't care so much and silently said," P-Success probability
K-Girl's curiosity level
E-Degree of Randomness of Event
T-Event importance
C-Unknown constant
Of course, if you want to study it, you can go find a book. Don't doubt this theory. Countless scientists have perfected this theory. In modern times, some people have begun to add Pavlov's law of conditioned reflex, which is the taming theory.”
Li An was so shocked that he didn't dare to close his mouth. Damn it, these were all important points. The key points of drawing circles and knocking on the blackboard.
"What are the specifics?" Li An asked. I know about the Habit Theory, but what else?”
"Every morning, you take out a coin and toss it," Yang Ning said."Let the great Randomness decide whether or not to bring breakfast to the girl today. In this way, before the girl opened the drawer every day, she didn't know if there was breakfast or not, and whether there was breakfast or not was an independent random event. It was completely impossible to predict. Breakfast every day is an unknown and mysterious existence to the girl. The girl will gradually be attracted by this mysterious phenomenon and will inevitably have a great interest in the delivery person. You have covered a mysterious veil in her heart.”
Li An could already predict what would happen next. The girl would be very, very miserable if she were to be subjected to such an experiment.
The more Yang Ning spoke, the more excited she became."This mysterious man, at this moment, Schrodinger possessed her with a deep sorrow like quantum theory, making her unable to extricate herself.”
F * ck, picking up girls was actually so interesting after being described in physics.
" Right," Li An said," there's another theory. Heisenberg's uncertainty theory. Is it possible?"”
"You know about this?" Yang Ning's eyes lit up.”
Li An said," I heard it by chance. If Pavlov's method of picking up girls is the foundation and Schrodinger's method of picking up girls is an upgrade, then we can use Heisenberg's uncertainty theory to wrap up the breakfast every day so that the girls don't know what they are eating. It's human nature to have surprises and curiosity every day. Haha."”
"You're worth teaching."
But what was there to teach? Li An said disdainfully,"All these theories are based on the fact that the items can be delivered. If you can't even pass the first stage, what's the point of delivering?”
"So, you don't know how to be flexible?" Yang Ning asked. I think you're a fake genius.”
" I understand now. Mathematics studies change and unchanging, while physics studies the laws of nature and the direction of future development. One is the foundation, and the other is an important extension."”
Yang Ning said," Looking at the various Nobel Prizes, such as the Chemistry Prize and the Biology Prize, those people have a deep background in physics. So, physics is important."”
"Tell me, what request?" Li An said disdainfully.”
Yang Ning said," I don't have any requirements. It's just a competition. There's a lack of people here who can show off. I think you have talent."”
Li An said," I'm very busy. I need to deal with mathematics papers and write a feasible high school mathematics method. There's also a physics competition now. Can I study on my own? Give me the books that I need to read and I'll take a look. When the competition comes, I'll go directly and get first place, right?"”
"That's fine," Yang Ning said."By the way, two people called just now."”
Li An looked at Yang Ning. Yang Ning said," The chemistry teacher and biology teacher both want to talk to you. I think it's better for you to go over. By the way, the language teacher has a deep opinion of you. The English teacher seems to be on his way."”
"No, I refuse to meet you," Li An roared.”
"There are beautiful girls in the biochemistry and language groups. There's also a biology teacher who has really big breasts," Yang Ning said.
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