"Li An, please explain."
Li An stood up and said," Teacher, why are you looking for me for everything? I refuse to answer this question."
"You mean Fatty's 90 points were plagiarized?" Huang Youwei asked.”
Li An said disdainfully," How is that possible? Our school ranks the examination halls according to grades. Fatty is the last examination hall, and the entire examination hall is filled with super players who scored zero points. Who is he copying?”
"So you mean Fatty got it right?" Huang Youwei asked.”
"Yeah, maybe he's smart," Li An said.”
Everyone looked at Fatty. At this moment, Fatty was dancing with his hands and feet. The muscles all over his body began to shake rapidly along with his movements. Was this guy smart? He was probably a fool.
Li An said helplessly,"" Alright, I'll tell you the truth. I've written something. The high school mathematical thinking model is still in the construction stage. I don't need Fatty to do anything for me. I just need him to memorize it. I don't care about the rest. When the time comes, I'll naturally be able to write the answer. Basically, 120 points isn't difficult. Any more and I won't be able to do it. The remaining 30 points are the last fill-in-the-blank question, the last multiple-choice question, and the last proof question. I don't expect Fatty to be able to do it all. As long as he knew the basics, it would be enough.”
Damn it, it's just the basics?
This foundation had eliminated countless students.
During the evening self-study session, everyone was waiting for the class to end. By the time the evening self-study session ended, all the teachers had already finished their papers. Their speed could be said to be frighteningly fast.
"This can't be right. Did we approve it wrongly?”
The Chinese team looked at the results of the full marks and said,"Who, who approved the essay?"
At this moment, a new language teacher raised his hand weakly and said,"Stop torturing me. I've read more than a thousand essays. Please spare me.”
Only then did everyone come to their senses. They then found Li An's Chinese Literature paper and checked it. Everyone smiled helplessly.
As expected, he was still taken advantage of.
The beginning had to be the dragon's head. Li An sat down and used the 14-year-old essay with full marks at the beginning. He also sat down and used the 2009-year-old essay with full marks at the end. The arguments and evidence used the original words of the two 1516-year-old essays with full marks.
"Damn it, why do I feel like this is a mathematical proof question?”
"I feel the same."
A few Chinese teachers looked at Li An's paper helplessly. Any literary work carried emotions, but Li An's work did not carry any emotions. This was simply beyond the understanding of ordinary people.
"Why do I feel like my heart hurts when I read Li An's essay?”
" I don't know. It's really hard to bear. He's using logical and rigorous language. This isn't writing an essay. This is piling up words, but I can't find any flaws.”
In the end, the Chinese team leader decided to deduct five points from Li An. He could not give Li An full marks because he had gotten full marks for all the other subjects. If he got full marks for Chinese again, he would fail the mock exam.
"Ahhh, this is the first time I've deducted points from a student because he was too pretentious. I feel like I'm committing a crime.”
At the end of the evening self-study session, the teacher announced the results. The full score was 750 points. Li An obtained 745 points and won the first place. That night, the principal directly scolded the person who wrote the papers for the third year.
This mock exam was a failure.
However, everyone else's results were normal, except for Li An's. You can't say that there was a mistake, right?
"Boss, I kneel before you!"
"I'm really kneeling before you!"
"We give up, we give up!"
Huang Youwei said," After school, look for Li An if you want the secret manual. But don't disturb him now. Li An, go to the language department. The teachers are looking for you."”
Why?
Li An was very puzzled. Huang Youwei said," How would I know? Chinese is a cult thing. I really don't understand why there is a Chinese test. What's the use of it? Could it be that humans can improve just by writing some good articles?”
As expected, mathematics and Chinese were natural enemies.
Li An arrived at the Chinese Literature team with a perturbed heart. The points that Li An had just obtained had been deducted.
Ding! Congratulations to the host for writing a full score essay. The reward is 2000 academic points and 30000 yuan. The current academic points are 78963 points and 5000900 yuan.
Ding! This reward is invalid. 500 academic points will be deducted. The reward will not be canceled.
Li An knew that something was wrong. Something was definitely wrong.
When he arrived at the language department, the teachers looked at Li An with pooping expressions. Did the language department collectively eat croton? Or did he eat something? Wasn't this a joke?
"You wrote the essay, right?"”
Li An nodded. The team leader said," I know. Now that the language education has become a template, there will definitely be strange things. For example, everyone will give you some simple routines. I know. In your words, these routines are mathematical formulas. I understand them all. You don't have to tell me too much. Damn it, you've learned Chinese into mathematics.”
"That's how I think, right?" Li An said helplessly.”
"That's right. Damn exam-oriented education. Let me show you something.”
Li An took a piece of white paper and looked at it.
"Yellow flowers are everywhere, white willows are everywhere. The small bridge leads to the stream of Ruoye, and the winding path leads to the road of Tiantai. The clear stream in the stone drops, the fence falls fragrant; The red leaves on the tree heads fluttered, and the sparse forest was picturesque. The west wind suddenly tightened, but still heard the orioles singing; The warm weather is warm, and the chirping of cockroaches is added. Looking to the southeast, he built a few pavilions against the mountains. Close to the northwest, there are three pavilions facing the water. Sheng and reed fill the seats, and there is a special feeling; Luo Qi through the forest, double the charm."
Li An looked at the pile of words in confusion. He then looked at the head of the Chinese Literature team and said,"What is this?"
"What do you feel? Tell me your first impression after reading it."”
"A bunch of words, gone."
Finished?
Completely finished?
"You really don't feel anything?" The team leader said helplessly.”
Li An said," Yes. According to the words, it should be considered a good phrase, but it's not very useful. How can the west wind be tight? Can the wind be tight? Wind is just a manifestation of energetics. The west wind is nothing more than the wind blowing from the east. There are also white willows here. Willow trees, white is a disease that needs to be treated."
It was as if they wanted to strangle Li An. They really wanted to strangle Li An. At this moment, all the teachers in the language department had the same thought.
" Oh right," Li An continued," it can also be considered a math problem. You can use a sequence of numbers to solve the problem.”
Damn it, this was a passage from Dream of the Red Chamber. How did it have anything to do with a sequence of numbers?
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