Three Kingdoms: My brother is Guo Jia
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"Hahahaha!"

When Xu Chu heard this, he laughed out loud." Mystic Immortal, you didn't lead your troops into battle. Once the storm starts, the roads around Xiapi will be soaked into mud. Even the infantry will be hindered, let alone the cavalry. How can we fight?”

"Such a simple logic, even I, Old Xu, know it.”

Xu Chu felt good about himself and acted like an elder brother educating his younger brother." Fortunately, you're saying this to me. If you were to tell the lord, you would definitely be beaten up…"

Guo Yun raised her eyebrows when she saw Xu Chu's smug expression. She looked at Xu Chu unhappily."Old Xu, after hearing what you said, do you think that my strategy is inferior to yours?”

You eat my food, drink my food, lick my food, and just shout 666.

You're actually pretending in front of me?

Don't you know that you're the dumbest in the entire corporation?

Xu Chu was stunned when he heard that. Then, he laughed and said,"Alright, tell me, how can a rainstorm break through the city?”

If it were anyone else, Guo Yun might not have bothered with him.

However, Xu Chu was different. He was Cao Cao's favorite general and a character who could accompany Cao Cao to death.

For the sake of his stable position in the Cao Corporation, he could not afford to offend this big shot.

Guo Yun didn't answer first, but brought up the past,""Old Xu, did my plan to divide Lu Bu and Liu Bei succeed?”

" Very successful. In less than three days, that Lu Bu turned around and launched a sneak attack on Liu Bei, forcing the big-eared thief to submit to the lord…" Xu Chu thought about it and said in admiration,"" My lord took down the five counties of Xu Prefecture so easily. This is all the credit of the Mystic Immortal…"

"What was the result?"

Guo Yun sighed when she saw Xu Chu's praise."In the end, I was sent to the military camp to be a cook…"

"Old Xu, do you know why?”

"Why?"

Xu Chu was dumbfounded. His wooden fish brain could not figure out this question.

Logically speaking, he should be rewarded for making a great contribution!

"Because they are jealous!"

"They're jealous of my talent, strategy, strategy, and handsomeness that no one can compare to…" Guo Yun said as if it was a matter of fact.

What?

Xu Chu's jaw dropped when he heard that.

He sized Guo Yun up seriously. Alright, he was indeed very handsome.

"My big brother is already a world-shocking talent. If my Guo family produces another unpredictable strategist, where would the other civil officials have a place? How can I not be suppressed?"

These words made Xu Chu's body tremble. Was this the truth?

Damn it, it was too despicable.

"No, I have to report this to my lord immediately. It's fine if these sinister villains don't have the ability, but they actually dare to let the pearl be covered in dust?”

Xu Chu was filled with righteous indignation and looked like he was about to break out of the door.

"Come back, come back…"

Guo Yun pulled Xu Chu back. The latter froze and turned around in disbelief."Mystic Immortal, you actually have such strength?”Although Xu Chu did not resist with all his might, he could feel the strength coming from his arm. It was not inferior to Li Dian and Le Jin.

"Low profile, low profile."

Guo Yun gestured for him to keep quiet and said,"Old Xu, if you report to the lord so rashly, it will only make things difficult for the lord…As officials, aren't we just here to help the lord solve his problems? How can I let my lord worry for nothing?"

Hearing this.

Xu Chu widened his eyes and took a deep breath."Xuan Immortal is righteous!"

"You flatter me, you flatter me."

Guo Yun waved her hand." It's just a job. It's not a big deal."”

Xu Chu tugged at Guo Yun." That's not right. Since the Mystic Immortal has a way to break through the city, there's no time to lose. Come with me to see the Lord…"

"You can't go!"

"Old Xu, have you forgotten who I am?" Guo Yun stopped him again. Chef, you let a chef come to the main tent to offer advice. If word got out, where would the faces of the civil officials and generals be?”

"This won't do, and that won't do. What should we do?”

Xu Chu panicked when he heard that.

"I can't do it, but you can!"

Guo Yun snapped.

I've already said so much, do you still not understand?

The kitchen was so good. He punched in and out of work on time, did not have to wait for orders, did not have to work overtime, and earned 400 points every day. Didn't he see that he was about to crush Li Dianzhi and the others?

If he returned to the main tent, it would be better to fight and discuss troops often.

After the army returns to Xuchang, what should we do if we don't discuss soldiers or summon them?

Do you still want the points?

Xu Chu was speechless.

I can?

I'm so awesome, how come I don't know?

"What does abstruse immortal mean? Can I lead the army to attack Xiapi?"

Xu Chuxun's face was red. Suddenly, an idea flashed in her mind, and her eyes lit up."That must be the case. That Lu Bu is definitely not my match!”

Guo Yun glanced at him with disdain.

Where did this mysterious confidence come from?

One Lu, two Zhao, three Dian Wei, alright?

You can't even squeeze into the top three, and Lu Bu isn't your match?

Bullsh * t!

"That's not right. Did you just say that there's going to be a rainstorm? I'm not good at fighting in rainy days…"

He finally remembered. Xu Chu scratched his head and looked at Guo Yun in a daze."Mystic Immortal, don't keep me in suspense. Quickly tell me!”

Guo Yun shook her head and took a sip of wine."Silly fool, the Si River is turbulent. If there is a rainstorm, the water will definitely rise by several feet. When the time comes, we just need to dig up the river bank and divert the water into Xiapi City. Will Lu Bu lose or not?"

Xu Chu's eyes widened and his mouth gaped open.

So sharp!

If they brought water into the city, Lu Bu would not be able to leave the city, but at least he would not be able to keep his rations and supplies.

Without a hundred days of rations, how could Lu Bu defend the city?

Xu Chu understood this logic.

"But…when will there be a rainstorm?”

A scheme was a scheme, but it also depended on the weather. Xu Chu looked at the clear sky outside the door and his expression instantly fell.

Guo Yun raised an eyebrow and staggered out of the door.

"Wait for me to take a piss. There will be a rainstorm soon…"

Xu Chu:Д)o゜

The time for a pee was very fast. When Guo Yun returned, Xu Chu was staring at the dark clouds in the distance with his mouth agape. He was so excited that his entire body was trembling. He opened his mouth and said,"This, this, this…"

F * ck, it's raining just because I took a piss?

Are you the reincarnation of an immortal?

Xu Chu really could not think of any words to describe it."Mystic Immortal, you're too godly. You're simply like a true immortal…"

"Low profile, low profile."

"Hurry up and claim the credit. I'm still counting on you to protect me." Guo Yun shrugged.!”

"Me?"

Xu Chu was stunned when he heard that. He shook his head repeatedly and said,"No, no."

"I must report this matter to my lord.”

"Up to you."

Guo Yun calculated the time.”

Without saying a word, Guo Yun ran away.

He returned to the barracks and opened the system.

Host: Guo Yun.

Strength: 68

[Intelligence: 70]

Internal Affairs: 31.

Commander: 21.

[Overall evaluation: Third-rate intelligence general.]

"I've finally gathered 1000 points, let's have a golden draw!”

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