"No, no…"
"This subordinate has never tried it before. I have never been to the grasslands before…"
" At most, I'll crush the horse manure and put it under my nose to smell it. I'll see if it's hot, hard, and air-dried. I won't put it in my mouth to taste it…"
" I've never tasted it before, but I heard that the powerful scouts in the army will put it in their mouths and taste it. They can accurately determine the time of horse manure and the health of the horse by chewing it…"
" I've also heard that those powerful scouts can judge the quality of the ingredients, the type, whether there's salt, and so on. They're very powerful…"
When Zhu Zhanji heard this, his stomach churned again. It was really hard on them. In order to accurately judge the enemy's situation, they even had to taste feces... They had to increase their pay, or else they would feel guilty!
"Master, are we still going north?" Chang Sheng asked worriedly.”
" We've used up all the flour we brought. The military rations now are all black and hard pancakes that we seized, not flour…"
"Do you want to go back to the camp to replenish your flour before going out?”
"Didn't you just finish eating?" Zhu Zhanji asked. Are you hungry again?"
"This servant isn't hungry. I'm a little full from eating mutton. Is this servant worried that we won't have flour to defeat the Tartars?”Chang Sheng quickly explained.
Zhu Zhanji was so angry that he laughed." You're wearing such heavy armor, holding such a heavy knife, and even moving stones for so long. Are you tired?"”
"Uh, no, this servant also feels strange. It's as if I've been reborn and have endless strength!”Chang Sheng said proudly.
Zhu Zhanji rolled his eyes, his heart full of malice. When your Endurance talent is maxed out, be careful not to burst your blood vessels, you eunuch!
"Cut the crap, follow!"
……
In the Ming army's central camp.
Emperor Yongle who received the Jinyiwei's report was dumbfounded and confirmed with Little Snot three times.
"Replying to the Emperor, the Commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guards, Pang Ying, reported to this servant that Ma 'er and Ha' za's troops were ambushed by Little Master at the bell mouth and all became captives…"
" Pang Ying is outside the camp with the captives. The name list and account book are also with him…"
"Quickly send Pang Ying into the tent to report!"
……
After hearing Pang Ying's report, Zhu Di held the account book in his hand in a daze. For a moment, the three people in the tent stared at each other, speechless. The atmosphere was strangely calm...
Zhu Di was the first to come back to his senses and ordered," Pass down my order. The captives are to be locked up separately. Families are to be locked up together. Don't mix them up…"
" Don't beat or scold the captives. Send the army doctor to take a look at their eyes…"
"Invite Ma Ha into the tent. I want to meet this old friend…"
" Oh right, when Grand Sun comes back, quickly prepare a few dishes that Grand Sun likes…"
" Arrange meat and wine to reward the 400 brave warriors who followed the great grandson to make contributions…"
Zhu Di gave a series of orders and sent everyone away. Then, he hid in the tent and laughed loudly.
" Hahaha! As expected of my grandson, Zhu Silang. He knew how to fight since he was born…"
"This ambush is the essence of this one!”
"This is much more than the main force. This battle is too profitable…Wahaha ~"
"Hahaha ~"
Zhu Di was amused for a while before his little snot came to report,"Emperor, the Prime Minister of Tartar, Ma Haza, is here!”
Zhu Di sorted out his emotions.”
……
"The Prime Minister of the Tartar Tribe, Ma 'erhazan, pays his respects to the Great Ming Emperor.”The old Prime Minister Mahaza of Tartar knelt on the ground respectfully and greeted Zhu Di.
Zhu Di was very happy to see Ma 'er Hazan's respect.
"Ma Haza, we're old friends, no need to be so polite, quickly get up, we haven't seen each other for almost 30 years!”
"Little snot, serve the tea!"
" Yes, Your Majesty. We haven't seen each other since the war in the Southern Desert. I remember that Your Majesty was still the King of Yan at that time. He only received the official position of a hundred households in the first battle…"
"You won the most beautiful pearl of our grasslands, Hai Bie!”Hearing this, Zhu Di's old face blushed unnaturally for a moment.
Ma 'er Hazan saw Zhu Di's unnatural reaction and sensibly changed the topic. He asked,
"How is my nephew, Ugly Donkey?"
"Ugly donkey?"
"Shi Bi 'er Ugly Donkey, my nephew, Mister Ji Shan from your King Yan Residence!”
Zhu Di then remembered and smiled awkwardly."His name is Li Xian now. He's my Grand Secretary and has even been conferred the title of Earl. He's living better than you!”
Ma 'er Ha Za touched his burnt beard and eyebrows. He was a little upset for a moment.
"Yeah, I was once again defeated by Big Ming's schemes and became your captive!”
"What do you mean by a scheme? My grandson captured you and all your troops, horses, cattle, sheep, and supplies in a fair and square manner. He didn't even pull out his saber, and you were all dead! "Hahaha ~" Zhu Di retorted proudly.
"If we lost the hand-to-hand battle, we would have nothing to say, but your little brat didn't even give us the chance to draw our swords!”
"All is fair in war. You're a veteran, do you still need me to teach you this?”Zhu Di sneered.
"All is fair in war? Just like how you used Hai Bie to escape back then?”Ma Haza was also angered by Zhu Di.
"Bastard, Hai Bie and I are in love…"
"But you still married a 'female student' to be your princess!”
" That's the order of my parents…"
"You won my true love and abandoned her like a pair of worn-out shoes!”
"You still want to be an old cow eating young grass?"
"You abandoned her…"
"I didn't…"
"Then where is she?"
"She died of illness?"
"So you still abandoned him…"
Zhu Laosi was speechless.
"Are you speechless?"
"Shut his mouth!" Zhu Di shouted angrily.”
"You two are exactly the same…Wuuuu…Wuuu"
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