Many bandits worked hard. They were already short on things, but they were instantly emptied.
"That Cui something, and Little Chick, you two carry my rockery over.”After Zhang Kuang finished speaking, he sat down on the carriage, and Zhao Hu and Zhong Ling got in.
Cui Li and Yun Zhonghe were instantly dumbfounded. Holy sh * t, do you think everyone is like you? These were two f * cking mountains, not two cotton mountains! This was a real mountain! I can't lift it either.
However, Cui Li was quick to react. He immediately shouted,"You guys come over and move the mountain with me!”
A few burly men came over and rolled up their sleeves. Each of them had a horn and used force!
"You guys, come over here too! We don't have enough manpower!" Cui Li shouted.
More than a dozen people went up together and exerted force…
"F * ck, what are you guys watching? Come together! " This is really a f * cking mountain…" Cui Li almost cried out. The fake mountain was only so big. Twenty or so people could try to get a corner each. If there were more people, it would be useless if they couldn't get in.
In the end, more than twenty people shouted and shouted for a long time until their voices were hoarse. The fake mountain did not move!
Cui Li was in complete despair. When Yun Zhonghe saw this, he also gave up the idea of asking for help.
He simply shamelessly went up to Zhang Kuang, who was flirting with Zhong Ling, and said,"Chief, these two mountains are too heavy. Our brothers aren't as powerful as you, so we can't lift them.”
When Zhang Kuang heard this, his eyes widened." F * ck, I spent money to raise you guys. Can't you even do some miscellaneous chores?" What's the use?"
When Yun Zhonghe heard about money, his heart immediately bled.'You're kicking away the money in your arms? It seems like it's all my fault…'
Unfortunately, Yun Zhonghe did not dare to say it. He could only nod repeatedly, saying that he was useless.
Cui Li saw this and immediately came over, calling himself useless.
"Alright, alright, alright…all of you go to the side. I'll do it myself! Go ahead and drive the carriage!" Zhang Kuang waved his hand, and everyone immediately ran to the front as if they had been pardoned.
"Little Chick, not bad!" Zhang Kuang looked at Yun Zhonghe in surprise.
Yun Zhonghe, the tall monk, was puzzled. I didn't do anything. Why was he praised?
"So quickly, they taught our brothers to run on three legs. Look, their speed is much faster than when they went up the mountain.”Zhang Kuang pointed at the group of people running forward.
Yun Zhonghe's face instantly turned green. The brother who was running in front almost fell to the ground and rolled down the mountain. Everyone cursed in their hearts, What three legs! Going down the mountain was faster than going up the mountain, alright?
After Zhang Kuang finished speaking, he smiled in satisfaction. He didn't care about what the others were thinking. He turned around and placed one in each hand. He exerted strength with both hands and the two fake mountains left the ground! He threw it forcefully!
The two fake mountains rose into the air!
Zhang Kuang opened his arms, one in each hand, and held the two fake mountains in the air!
All the bandits and Yun Zhonghe were dumbfounded!
If they had suspected that there was something fishy about this mountain before, after trying it out, they had completely given up on that thought. At the same time, they were even more respectful towards the new boss, Zhang Kuang…
Yun Zhonghe had yet to carry out the little scheme in his heart, and he was so frightened that he went bankrupt.
Zhang Kuang glanced at everyone's reaction and laughed in his heart."Little brat, this time, you're all f * cking going to f * cking destroy me! F * ck, posturing is indeed not something that just anyone can do…"
No one knew. Even Zhang Kuang only received the system notification after he ate the Vigor Pill."The power of the Great Strength Pill can only be used on objects, not people! If an object was used to hit someone, the force would be ineffective and the object would not be lifted.”
In other words, even though Zhang Kuang looked extremely arrogant and had god-like strength, his actual combat power was only at 5 points…
However, none of the people in front of them dared to test the depths of Insolence. After all, the scene in front of them was too shocking. In this simple world where seeing was believing, Insolence's strength had already been recognized by them.
Just like that, a group of dozens of bandits, some pulling carts, some carrying grain, walked in front of them. However, the most shocking thing was that he followed behind, carrying two mountains on his shoulders, and walking as arrogantly as if he was beating a drum.
Fortunately, no one took this broken mountain road. There were no more accidents on the road, and they easily returned to the top of Mount Daqing.
Climbing up Mount Daqing, Zhang Kuang directly threw two fake mountains at the door, one on the left and one on the right, standing on both sides of the door, directly using them as stone lions.
"Cui, find me a master. The couplet at the door is too lousy. What era is it that I'm the one who owns this mountain?”Zhang Kuang called Cui Li.
Cui Li immediately came over and asked eagerly,""Yes, yes, yes, Chief, you're right! Tell me, how should I change it?"
"Alright, I'll tell you!" Zhang Kuang rolled up his sleeves and was about to speak.
Zhong Ling came over and stared at Zhang Kuang as if she was looking at a monster."You know couplets?"
"Of course!" Zhang Kuang rolled his eyes. How could he not know how to write couplets?”
Zhong Ling glared at Zhang Kuang angrily and didn't say anything else. She realized that she was most likely at a disadvantage when she argued with this guy. However, Zhong Ling was also very curious as to what kind of couplet this fool could write.
When everyone heard that the Chief wanted to write a couplet, they all came over.
Zhang Kuang didn't care and said,""First half: Real name, real surname, real address!”
"Good!" The bandits shouted in unison.
Zhong Ling rolled her eyes. This group of guys was too good at flattering!
Looking at Zhang Kuang, who was enjoying himself, Zhong Ling shook her head. This guy was too easy to coax…
What she didn't know was that in Zhang Kuang's previous life, because of his f * cking personality, he never had a big brother in his entire life. Even in his dreams, he wanted to have a few underlings who would help him buy cigarettes and send him fire. I've finally felt it in this life. Although I was forced by his powerful martial arts, this is the feeling I wanted!
"Chief, where's the second half?" Senior Martial Brother Jun came over and asked obsequiously.
"Stealing gold, stealing silver, stealing women!”
"Good!" Everyone cheered again.
This time, even Zhong Ling was stunned. If the first half couldn't tell anything, then the second half would.
The first half of the couplet mentioned the real name and address, while the second half pointed out the characteristics of the bandits. The two couplets looked normal when viewed separately, but when put together, they actually emitted a faint domineering aura!
To put it simply, the meaning of this couplet was: I'll snatch it openly! If you're not convinced, come and find me! I'll be waiting for you at any time!
What shocked Zhong Ling the most was that the two couplets were actually quite neat! Was this really created by this guy who was full of nonsense?
Zhong Ling discovered that the longer she interacted with Zhang Kuang, the thicker the fog he was emitting. Not only did she not see Zhang Kuang clearly, she could not understand him at all.
"Chief, what's a horizontal banner?”Yun Zhonghe was also curious.
Zhang Kuang stretched out his hand!
Senior Brother Jun subconsciously blurted out,""One hand covers the sky!"
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