When Zhang Kuang saw this, he laughed dryly."You little brat, you still dare to fight with me with your thin-skinned face? Sooner or later, I'll punish you on the spot…"
After saying that, he rubbed his lower back. It really f * cking hurt…
"Why are you all looking at me? Are you all very free? If you have nothing to do, go and help me fix the two…Eh? Why did your brother-in-law run away? Senior Brother Jun, you didn't run away. Not bad, huh? Senior Brother Jun, why are you hugging this tree?”Before Zhang Kuang could finish his sentence, more than half of his men had run away. The remaining Senior Martial Brother Jun, who had a bad leg, suddenly had an idea. He hugged a big tree and shouted non-stop.
"Reporting to Chief, I feel that my body and martial arts have been lagging behind recently, so I've worked hard and practiced the Pushing Willow Divine Art. When I succeed in the future, I'll definitely be able to help Chief sweep the world! Unify the world's green forest! Senior Martial Brother Jun said righteously.
Zhang Kuang nodded and patted Senior Brother Jun's shoulder,""Good! Ambition! You're bold!"
When Senior Martial Brother Jun heard this, he immediately beamed with joy."I'm still the smartest! Haha…It seems that this calamity has been avoided.”
"Senior Martial Brother Jun, since you are so ambitious, then I will give you a mission! From now on, you don't have to worry about our village. I'll give you three days. Within three days, pull out this tree for me!”Senior Brother Jun was still happy when he was halfway through his arrogant words, but the more he listened, the more unpleasant it became. In the end, his old face collapsed…
"Chief, what if you can't pull it out?”Senior Martial Brother Jun asked shakily as he wiped his sweat.
"Can't pull it out?" Zhang Kuang's eyes widened and he laughed dryly,""Then I'll pull out the tree and plant you here! I'll let you out when you bear fruit.”
After saying that, he walked away, leaving Senior Martial Brother Jun standing alone in the wind.
"Your brother-in-law, I forgot! The boss wasn't an idiot, he was a sly fox! " Wuuu…" Senior Martial Brother Jun wailed in his heart. At this moment, a saber figure sneakily ran over. Senior Martial Brother Jun focused his eyes and saw that the other party was too fast. He couldn't see the front clearly. He only saw a back view. His snow-white butt swayed in the wind, and it was extremely dazzling…
At this moment, Senior Brother Jun suddenly regained his sense of balance. At least he still had pants…
When Zhang Kuang returned to the village, there were already seven huge piles of firewood in the village. The piles of firewood were arranged in the pattern of the Big Dipper on the empty space of the village, making it look especially stylish.
Among them, the fire at the Megrez position was exceptionally large, a full three meters tall!
"Chief, why did you make Megrez so big?”A lackey asked curiously.
"What's your name?" Zhang Kuang curiously glanced at the skinny, monkey-like fellow beside him. He looked like a liar.
The lackey immediately bowed and reported,""Reporting to Chief, I am Liu Quan. My ancestor was a Feng Shui master. I placed the Big Dipper Seven Stars bonfire according to your wishes.”
Zhang Kuang's eyes lit up as he patted Liu Quan's shoulder,""Not bad. I didn't expect our village to have crouching tigers and hidden dragons. Tell me, what do you know?”
The moment Liu Quan heard this, he thought to himself that his chance had come! "I know feng shui," he quickly said."I know a little about finding dragons and pressing acupoints, and reading the eight characters of acquaintances."”
"Kid, you're so capable. Why did you come up the mountain?”Zhang Kuang was curious. Although he was considered an ignorant hooligan, he lived in the era of information explosion. He was familiar with many things. In the 21st century, Feng Shui masters were nothing more than scammers and superstitions. However, in ancient times, their status was quite high. They were no different from scientists. The awesome Feng Shui Master was even more awesome than the academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences.
Even an ordinary Feng Shui master would have no problem living a well-off life.
" Well…I was fighting a war. My father died early, so I didn't learn much…" Liu Quan's face turned red.
When Zhang Kuang heard this, he immediately understood. This guy was just a half-bottle water. He probably hadn't even become a half-immortal yet, so he probably already had a basketful of the name of a big liar. Zhang Kuang chuckled and said,"I knew it. You brat, with your sharp mouth and ape-like cheeks, not only did you have a promising career as a swindler, but you were blind for nothing.”
Liu Quan's forehead was instantly filled with black lines. Your brother-in-law, Feng Shui Master is a job with status and prestige, alright? How did he become a swindler? "Chief, my ancestor was a Feng Shui master, and I'm not a liar.”
Zhang Kuang waved his hand." It's all the same, it's all the same. Anyway, you don't know how to read feng shui. You're just a dabbler. You're no different from a liar." No matter what, you can be considered a cultured person in our village. Since you asked, I'll tell you. Tianquan, listen to this name, it's so nice. As for Dubhe, who was the leader, just listen to the name 'Sky Loss',' Everyday Loss'. Can you even use such a f * cking name? There was also the light shake at the end. With a shake, it would disappear. This was a f * cking typical prodigal position. How good is it to have power every day…"
When Liu Quan heard this, his forehead was instantly covered in sweat. If word got out that Zhang Kuang had given such an explanation, he would probably be beaten to death by the seniors of the Feng Shui world…
Zhang Kuang glanced at Liu Quan and seeing that he really believed him, Zhang Kuang laughed in his heart," Your brother-in-law, can I tell you that Tian Quan's position is good? It was so safe to fight in the middle…
After chasing Liu Quan away, he ran into the kitchen and started ordering all the bandits to skewer. In his previous life, he loved to eat barbecue the most. In this life, he decided to continue to flourish.
When the bandits heard that they were going to cut the meat into pieces and put them on wooden sticks, they were all stunned. In their memories, wasn't meat roasted over a fire in one piece? Why was it so troublesome to eat it after it was cooked? However, Kuang Kuang's orders were like the heavens, and they all obeyed.
Zhang Kuang began to rummage through the kitchen. In the end, he sadly discovered that the cooking part-time job in this world was a primitive society! There were all sorts of ingredients, but spices such as chili and cumin did not exist in this world!
"Your grandpa! Could they still live like this? " If there's nothing to eat, I'd rather die…" Zhang Kuang sat at the door with a disappointed expression. He looked at the group of bandits in the courtyard and felt a little dispirited.
"Your face is so dark. What's wrong?”Zhong Ling asked curiously.
Zhang Kuang didn't even bother to raise his head and sighed,""I can't live like this anymore. I can't even gather the seasoning for a meal.”
"It's already good enough to have oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, and tea in this desolate mountain. What else do you want?”Zhong Ling rolled her eyes at Zhang Kuang. It wasn't easy for her to see this guy's dejected look. In the end, it was because of such a small matter. She couldn't see this guy clearly anymore. This guy was too ambitious...
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