" Haha!" Zhang Kuang suddenly laughed out loud." Sure! Duels! I love them the most!" The more I look at you, the more pleasing I am to the eye. Nose universe, don't say that I didn't give you a chance. Choose one of the two! Tell me, are you going to fight us alone, or are we going to gang up on you?”
Yang Shetian's face turned green again, Is this the f * cking boss of the mountain stronghold? How could there be such a shameless boss? Talking about image with me? Look at this bunch of scum in your stronghold. Which one of them looks human? I want to duel with you, and you want to fight with me? Are you even human?
"Aiya, Little B, Little Nose, you should be more manly. Be quick and straightforward. Don't be like a woman. Hurry up and answer me. I'm still squatting in the morning toilet!”As Zhang Kuang spoke, he sat down. A senior martial brother had already placed a chair behind Zhang Kuang's butt and even attentively placed it on his butt. Zhang Kuang felt comfortable and waved his hand.”
Yang Shetian was roaring in his heart, Faster? Faster? Be a man? Your brother-in-law! Can I f * cking do this? This was f * cking suicide, alright?
Then, Yang Shetian was a little curious. What kind of thing gave him ten taels?
However, when he saw a little beauty very unwillingly throw ten taels of silver to that bootlicker, his eyes instantly turned red! What the f * ck! Ten taels of silver for moving a stool? Was this really a lousy knockoff? Why do I feel like I've entered the palace? Was there a need to be so generous?
When the other underlings saw this, they all slapped their chests and stomped their feet, cursing Senior Brother Jun for being a stinking lackey. He didn't do his job properly and didn't help out every day. Instead, he only sucked up to them.
Cui Li, Liu Sanpao, and the others looked enlightened. Damn it, I was wondering why this bastard would put a black cloth on his back so early in the morning. The black cloth was bulging so high that I thought he was carrying his luggage and preparing to run away. In the end, he actually carried a chair and ran all over the place! This guy was prepared! To be able to suck up to this extent, he was really a f * cking talent!
Cui Li had the biggest thought,[Why didn't I develop this function before?] What a mistake…
"You brat, say something!" After Senior Martial Brother Jun received the silver, he was overjoyed. He pointed at the green-faced and red-eyed Yang Shetian and said,
Yang Shetian rolled his eyes and roared,"" I want to fight one-on-one…" Just as he was about to define one-on-one…
However, Zhang Kuang suddenly jumped up and shouted, interrupting him,""Good! Courage! Brothers, grab your weapons and attack! He wants to fight us alone! How dare she! She couldn't be looked down upon by him! Beat him up!"
Yang Shetian opened his mouth and realized that his small voice was no match for Zhang Kuang's loud voice. Then, he saw a black mass of people pouncing over!
The fastest reaction was that the two hostages turned around and pounced on him!
Yang Shetian's reaction was quick. He raised his crossbow and was about to fire when a stone flew over and broke the crossbow!
Without a life-saving straw, Yang Shetian did not even have the chance to pay the attackers. He was directly pressed to the ground by a group of shirtless men, and his screams resounded through the sky…
At this moment, Yang Shetian only had one thought: What kind of society was this? Were these bastards still bandits? Don't you know the rules? How could this boss be so shameless!
After a good beating, Zhang Kuang calculated that it was about time. He quickly asked the people to disperse. If they continued to fight, it would not be good if they were killed.
"Chief is indeed kind and virtuous. He's a role model for our generation.”Senior Brother Jun quickly flattered.
Zhang Kuang rolled his eyes at this guy and said,"Benevolent my ass!" I've been squatting in this godforsaken mountain for two days. It wasn't easy for me to get a toy. If you kill me, what am I going to play with? Get the hell out of here and get him up. If he dies, go to the door and move the mountain!”
Senior Brother Jun was shocked. If there were a few most terrifying tortures in this mountain stronghold, the first would be to marry the daughter of the county magistrate. The second was to move the mountain. That thing was not something that could be moved by one person. Every time he was punished, he had to find someone to help him move it in the middle of the night. Moreover, it was free help. He had to treat the person to good food and drinks, and he had to pay a fee! Therefore, this punishment was called moving mountains, but they secretly called it moving money!
This group of stingy bastards who regarded money as their everything could be said to be afraid of this other than the happiness of their lower bodies.
Senior Martial Brother Jun scrambled over to check if Yang Shetian was breathing. He heaved a sigh of relief. Then, he gave him a good slap and the big black dog's signature saliva. Yang Shetian woke up. The moment he woke up, the first thing he saw was not Senior Martial Brother Jun, but the big black dog that had painstakingly run over with saliva in his mouth. He opened his mouth and his face was covered in saliva…
Immediately, Yang Shetian felt that his life was extremely dark. Even after he died, he was still spat on by Horse Face. Can't he even be a quiet ghost? For the first time, he regretted fighting with those bastards to be the emissary of this mountain stronghold. He thought he could get a lot of money, but in the end…
"You're awake! Chief, this grandson is awake! There's nothing for me to do, right?" Senior Martial Brother Jun quickly took credit for it and at the same time, distanced himself from it.
"Alright, you can get lost. Hey, Little B, wake up and talk. Don't lie down.”Zhang Kuang's annoying voice sounded.
Yang Shetian suddenly felt like he had fallen from hell into the 18th level of hell. He suddenly woke up. He wasn't dead!
He didn't die? How could I not die? Why won't you let me die? Your brother-in-law, why is he still in this crappy village? I want to die!
Yang Shetian howled in his heart. He got up and looked at a rock, wanting to smash into it. But when he was about to crash into it, he sadly realized that he didn't have the courage to die!
"Little B, what are you doing? Have you seen the stones of our village? Why don't I be a matchmaker for you and you marry her back to be the wife of the bandit chief?”The moment Zhang Kuang's words came out, everyone burst into laughter.
Yang Shetian's face darkened. Marry your grandpa! Are you f * cking marrying a rock? Can this thing be inserted?
Yang Shetian looked at Zhang Kuang who had a relaxed and comfortable expression on his face and suddenly felt a surge of anger. He pointed at Zhang Kuang and roared,"Zhang! If you have the ability, let your brother fight me one-on-one fairly! Even if I die, I'll accept it! You f * cking got so many people to gang up on me. You're not a good man!”
When Zhang Kuang heard that, he was instantly amused! This guy was struggling to even stand, yet he still wanted to fight?
Zhang Kuang took off his slippers and strode over. When Yang Shetian saw this, he was so scared that he retreated and pointed at Zhang Kuang,""What…what are you doing?"
"What are you doing? I'll f * cking slap you!" After Zhang Kuang finished speaking, he slapped Yang Shetian's face with the sole of his shoe! When everyone heard the loud voice, they subconsciously touched their faces and felt pain for Yang Shetian…
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