The waiter was fine. After all, it was not his money. It was fine if it was lost. However, he was still a little scared and told Liu Miao and the others about the matter. It turned out that the greedy shopkeeper had taken a fancy to Zhang Kuang's Red Braised Pork and deliberately offered a price that Zhang Kuang could not afford to pay, wanting to extort Zhang Kuang's recipe. In the end, the robbery failed and they were robbed of all their money. After hearing this, the few of them smiled bitterly at each other, not knowing what to do. In the end, they were divided into two groups. One group took care of the shopkeeper while the other went to report to the officials.
Along the way, Zhang Kuang happily drove the carriage back while singing a small tune with his broken voice.
Zhang Kuang had been to the countryside before, and driving a carriage was nothing difficult for him. Now that he had money and food, Zhang Kuang was really relaxed. In his mind, he wondered if it was time to recruit men and buy horses now that he had money. He wanted to get a lot of underlings and beat up whoever he didn't like. What did he take a fancy to?
As he sang, he contacted the system,[Give me a shot!] No, it's a draw!"
The next moment, a large wheel appeared in front of him. Zhang Kuang reached out and pressed the lottery button.
The large wheel started to spin, and the needle slowly stopped. Finally, it pointed at a pink sachet.
What was this? Zhang Kuang was puzzled.
In the next moment, a soft sachet appeared in his hand with a ding. He picked it up and took a look. After using it, the luck index will increase by ten times within 10 minutes!
Holy sh * t! Good stuff! It's to my liking! Zhang Kuang was beaming with joy, but his hand shook, and the peach blossom fragrance pouch opened and disappeared…
F * ck! He used it just like that? What was the use of using it in this wilderness? Whose beauty came here? 'God, please don't bring me a female monkey…' Zhang Kuang screamed in his heart.
"Stop singing, it's too ugly!" At this moment, an angry shout suddenly came from inside the carriage. This shout was so bright that the horse pulling the carriage jumped a few times in fright.
Zhang Kuang was even more shocked. He bought a flatbed cart, and the cart was filled with all kinds of vegetables, big and small. The only thing that had some connection to humans was dead pork. After all, these two creatures had meat…
"What the f * ck! What kind of monster is this!" Zhang Kuang jumped up, pulled out his bone cleaver, and shouted.
In the end, this mighty posture did not last for a second before Zhang Kuang held his stomach and laughed.
In the carriage, a young girl had a few leaves on her head and her body was covered in green leaves. Not only was she colorful, but she also had wide eyes and looked angry. If she was an ugly girl, she would definitely not be able to laugh. She might even kill her as if she was a demon. However, this girl was very beautiful. She had big eyes and tender skin. Without those colorful green leaves, she was definitely a beauty. Most importantly, this woman was an acquaintance! It was the beautiful girl that the wretched man had claimed to be his woman in Xiangfu Restaurant!
The young girl shouted in exasperation. It was already miserable enough for a beautiful woman like her to lower her status and hide in a pile of vegetables to escape from a pervert. She did not expect to be harassed by that ear-piercing yellow song along the way! What was worse was that he was mocked the moment he came out! At the thought of this, he felt extremely wronged and a wave of anger rose."Ugly freak! What are you laughing at! What's so funny?"
"What?" Zhang Kuang was stunned. He looked around and a gust of wind blew, stirring up a cloud of dust. He was the only one on the wide pipe! He was certain!
Pa!
Zhang Kuang slapped the horse he was pulling.
"Why did you hit the horse?" The young girl asked in astonishment. She thought to herself that she couldn't have met a fool, but he didn't look like a fool in the restaurant.
"I'll help you beat Ugly Monster." Zhang Kuang said righteously.
The girl burst out laughing."You're really thick-skinned!"
Zhang Kuang rolled his eyes and said," No matter how thick you are, you can't take it and scare people. I thought that the sow was coming to take revenge on me."”
"Bastard! Who are you calling a sow!" The young girl was furious, and she bared her fangs and brandished her claws as she pounced towards Zhang Kuang.
"Let go, let go! I'm driving!" Kuang Kuang was being hugged by the girl and was being fiercely grabbed. He was screaming while secretly rejoicing in his heart that this fellow was also a thief. While screaming, he secretly kicked the horse that was being pulled twice. When the horse was kicked, it immediately ran away happily.
Instantly, the two of them lost their balance. The girl was so frightened that her face turned pale. She hugged Zhang Kuang tightly and did not dare to let go. Zhang Kuang took the opportunity to hug the girl in his arms and then shouted loudly.
Zhang Kuang was satisfied. He was screaming and screaming along the way. He did not notice that the girl had raised her head and stared at him fiercely with her big eyes.
When he finally reacted, he realized that the horse was tired from running and was leisurely eating grass by the roadside…
"Why aren't you shouting? Didn't you scream so happily? Good acting skills! I can tell that you're a pervert in sheep's clothing! He looks simple, but he's a hooligan on the inside!" The young girl shouted angrily.
Zhang Kuang's old face blushed slightly, but this guy was indeed thick-skinned. He was caught red-handed for being a hooligan, but he didn't repent. He slapped the car and shouted,"What hooligan? Let me ask you, when did you find out that I was acting like a hooligan?”
The young girl's pretty face flushed red as she said angrily," I've already noticed it! You still want to deny it!"
Zhang Kuang laughed out loud. Alright, don't say that you're a hooligan. This is at most a voluntary act, understand?”
"You?" The girl was furious!
"Shame from embarrassment? Am I wrong? If you don't want me to act like a hooligan, why don't you break free early? Why did you have to lie in my arms and let me act like a hooligan? This is clearly voluntary.”
"You're shameless! You bastard!" The girl grabbed a few cabbages and threw them at Zhang Kuang, causing him to flee.
"Stop, stop, stop! I surrender!" Zhang Kuang quickly raised his hands in surrender.
"Hmph hmph, now you know how powerful this lady is!”The girl stood with her hands on her hips, and her small waist was immediately visible. Zhang Kuang stole a glance and thought to himself,"It's so thin. Why didn't I touch it just now? What a mistake." However, he immediately said," Impressive, impressive. Her skill in throwing vegetables is almost as good as that of the market lady."”
"You dare to call me Auntie? Look at the radish!" The young girl raged again.
When Zhang Kuang saw this, he shouted,"Are you done yet?!"”
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