"Hero? I'm not a hero, I'm a bandit! Now, shut up, put your hands on your head, kneel on the ground, and don't speak! You answer whatever I ask you. One more word of nonsense and I'll chop off your little JJ!”Zhang Kuang shouted.
Yun Zhonghe did not dare to waste his breath and immediately did as he was told.
Looking at Yun Zhonghe's sullen appearance, Zhong Ling burst out laughing.
Zhang Kuang ignored Zhong Ling and tapped the wooden board of the carriage lightly with one hand. He looked at Yun Zhonghe with a dark gaze and said,""I'm a mountain bandit. As a cultured, cultured, and cultured mountain bandit, I was actually robbed by someone. This is an insult to me! Yun Zhonghe, do you know your sins?"
" Guilty…" Yun Zhonghe's forehead was covered in cold sweat as he agreed. But in his heart, he was screaming,'I know your brother-in-law! You were the one who stole the fruits of my labor. That's why I'm here to chase after you, okay?
"Not bad, you have a good attitude of admitting your mistakes. I like it.”Zhang Kuang suddenly laughed, and his laughter made people's hair stand on end.
"I heard that your Light-body Technique is pretty good. Why don't I run a few rounds and see?”Zhang Kuang leaned over, his large face almost touching Yun Zhonghe's. When Yun Zhonghe heard this, he was delighted. As long as he was given a chance, he was confident that with his lightness skill, there was still a chance of escaping! However, Zhang Kuang's next sentence immediately extinguished the excitement in Yun Zhonghe's heart.""I've always been curious about how a person can run fast without legs.”
"Hero, I know I was wrong. I'll do whatever you want, okay?”Yun Zhonghe really could not take it anymore. The pressure from the person in front of him was too strong, and the most terrible thing was this guy's mouth. One moment, he could hurt heaven, and the next moment, he could make you go to hell. If Yun Zhonghe had not practiced martial arts since he was young and had a strong heart, he would probably have died by now. This plot was too f * cking full of ups and downs!
"Deal! My request is very simple. Do what I say. If you do it correctly, I'll let you go. " I made a mistake, hmph hmph…" Zhang Kuang did not say what he wanted to do, but Yun Zhonghe felt a chill on his neck.
Yun Zhonghe was overjoyed when he heard this. His forte was Qinggong. Qinggong emphasized the movement of one's body and the flexibility of one's body. He asked himself if there was any movement that he could not do! He immediately puffed out his chest and said,"Please speak, hero!"”
"Good! How straightforward, he was a man! Use your third leg and stand on your own!”Zhong Ling's face turned red as she cursed,""Hooligan!" She immediately covered her eyes. Zhang Kuang turned around and glanced at Zhong Ling, rolling his eyes and saying,""How can you cover your eyes like this? You could stuff eggs between your fingers! If he wanted to see, then he would do it openly! Speaking of which, I've never seen such an alluring posture before. I might be able to see it today.”
Yun Zhonghe felt like dying at this moment. He had practiced martial arts since he was young, and his lightness skill was outstanding. His strength was extraordinary, but he had never practiced a third leg! That thing couldn't even be used as a golden rooster on its own!
For a moment, Yun Zhonghe only felt the cold wind was cold and desolate, and his mind was a little dazed. He roared in his heart," What kind of f * cking weirdo did I meet!
"Cloud Chicken! Hurry up! I'm still waiting! Don't be shy, don't hide your strength. This is not the time to be modest, nor is it the time to be mediocre. Don't be low-key, come at me!”An arrogant voice sounded.
Yun Zhonghe's face was flushed red, and he was sweating profusely. With a sobbing tone, he said,""Mountain Thief Hero, my name is Yun Zhonghe.”
"Crane? Alright, give me a crane in a flock of chickens, the kind that has a third leg. If you can stand up, you'll be called Yun Zhonghe. Otherwise, you'll be called Yun Zhongji.”Zhang Kuang agreed readily.
Zhang Kuang laughed out loud when he heard that.”
Yun Zhonghe's old face instantly turned red. He suddenly felt that the bastard in front of him was a demon! And the kind that had crawled out from the 18th level of hell!
Zhong Ling was completely speechless. She had seen hooligans before, but she had never seen such a hooligan with such a personality! So thoroughly!
"Alright, Little Chick, hurry up and do your actions.”Zhang Kuang urged.
"Great bandit hero, you're just playing with me," Yun Zhonghe begged bitterly. Why don't I use money to buy my life? Aren't mountain bandits supposed to rob money?"
Zhang Kuang's eyes lit up. Interesting! He knew what he was doing! I don't have any other hobbies, just three! First, money! Second, money! Thirdly, it was his money! How much do you think your life is worth? Hand over enough silver and I'll let you go.”
Hearing this, Zhong Ling quickly pulled Kuang Kuang back."We can't let him go.”
"Tiger my ass, it's just a little chicken. It's fine if it goes back. What does it have to do with me?”Zhang Kuang shook off Zhong Ling's hand in a disapproving manner. He had an arrogant look on his face, making Zhong Ling so angry that she wanted to slap him to death with a carrot.
When Yun Zhonghe saw that he had succeeded, he immediately took out a large pile of silver notes from his pocket.""Mountain Bandit Hero, I'm willing to pay thirty thousand taels of silver! This was the money from the Bank of Wealth, and it could be redeemed at any time.”
Zhang Kuang took it and looked at it a few times before throwing it into the food basket. His eyes widened."Who are you kidding? A pile of paper? You said it was silver?"
Zhong Ling looked at him and burst out laughing. She could tell that this guy in front of her wasn't stupid, but was pretending to be stupid! He was as shrewd as a ghost. He was clearly scamming others, but others had no choice but to jump!
Yun Zhonghe almost spat out a mouthful of blood. Damn it, did he have to cheat people like this?
"Mountain Bandit Hero, this is really a banknote. If you take it to the bank, you can turn it into silver.”Yun Zhonghe almost cried out in grief.
Zhong Ling's big eyes flashed. She had been held captive by Yun Zhonghe for two to three days, so she more or less knew what kind of person Yun Zhonghe was. He was ruthless, overbearing, and unreasonable. He did not expect such a person to fall into the hands of the bastard in front of him and become a weakling in seconds. She could not see through the sloppy man in front of her anymore, and her curiosity rose…
"Really? Forget it, whether it was true or not, these papers didn't count! How much silver do you have on you?”Zhang Kuang scratched his head and said impatiently.
Yun Zhonghe quickly took out his money. He gathered a total of one ingot of gold, forty taels of silver, and a few copper coins.
Zhang Kuang's eyes lit up when he saw this. He took a bite of the gold. It was soft! It was true!
Zhong Ling directly turned her head and pretended not to know this guy in front of her. She had seen embarrassing things, but she had never seen such an embarrassing thing!
Yun Zhonghe's heart was still hanging on the edge. Now that his life was in the other party's hands, he was deeply afraid that he would lose his life if he was not careful.
Zhang Kuang suddenly laughed and said," That's right! I like gold!" Gold is better than silver! Haha…Alright, you can scram now.”
When Yun Zhonghe heard this, he was instantly overjoyed. He hurriedly kowtowed and thanked him. Then, he turned around and ran away at the speed of a sports car.
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