"Whoever answers is my wife." It hasn't even been the night, and you've already forgotten our bet? Speaking of which, not long ago, it seemed like you were the one crying and calling yourself my woman, right?”
Zhong Ling's pretty face was as red as a big apple, extremely alluring as she glared at Zhang Kuang angrily.
She was an eccentric, smart, and active girl. In the past, when they were in the Myriad Tribulation Valley, who could be her opponent in terms of eloquence and ideas? Which one of them didn't retreat and give in to her? However, he had to meet Zhang Kuang, who didn't know what it meant to be polite to girls and could talk people to death with his mouth.
Zhong Ling realized that comparing words with Zhang Kuang was simply asking for trouble.
She didn't say anything and went straight into the house…
"Ah!" Zhong Ling dashed out at an even faster speed.
"Honey, why are you shouting? Aren't you afraid that Yun Zhonghe will come over again?”Zhang Kuang said.
"Don't shout! I'm not your wife! Why is there a dead person in your room? She was already smelly, and her body was covered in…How could she live in this house!”Zhong Ling was so angry that she was about to cry. It was fine if it was a barren mountain, but it was fine if there was a burly, fierce-looking, and bad-mouthed bastard. The house was swaying, as if it would collapse at any moment. She was not afraid even if there were dead people in the house. Which of the pugilistic world's children had not seen a dead person before?
However, Zhong Ling was a woman after all. Which woman didn't like to be clean? There was only one bed in the shabby house, and there was a stinky corpse covered in maggots lying on it. Even a man would have to scream, let alone Zhong Ling…
"How? I think it's pretty good? At least it could block the wind and rain. So what if they're dead? After a hundred years, we'll all be dead people. We'll be in the same industry sooner or later, so don't despise each other.”After Zhang Kuang finished speaking, he carried a sack into the house. After a while, he dragged the sack out and went straight to the back of the mountain.
"Where are you going?" Zhong Ling asked.
" Find a place to throw it away…" An arrogant voice came from afar.
"Aren't we supposed to respect the dead?" Zhong Ling asked angrily.
"He's dead and he's still occupying my seat. If I don't throw him, who else should I throw him?”An arrogant and self-righteous voice sounded.
Zhong Ling was completely speechless. This guy in front of her was a bastard who could swallow his words!
By the time Zhang Kuang was done with his work, the sun had already set. Zhang Kuang, who was in the dark, couldn't be seen clearly. He had practically crawled all the way back from the back of the mountain.
Fortunately, Zhong Ling wasn't a real daughter of a rich family. She had already set up a fire in the courtyard. A few large pieces of meat had already been roasted on the fire, and the fragrance was spreading everywhere.
"Wow, my wife is really good at cooking." Zhang Kuang came over and grabbed a skewer of meat. After smelling it, he put it back. It was not cooked yet.
"Don't shout! If you keep shouting, I'll ignore you!" Zhong Ling really wanted to threaten Zhang Kuang, but when she thought of that bastard's f * cking personality, she sadly realized that there was really nothing that could threaten him.
Zhang Kuang knew when to stop and chuckled."I'm not calling you that, but if you don't like it, then I won't. I say, Ling 'er…what's with your expression? He didn't allow his wife to call him 'wife', and he also didn't allow Ling' er to call him 'wife'? Forget it, I'll just call her my wife.”
Zhong Ling's angry eyes immediately surrendered."I'm afraid of you. You should still be called Ling 'er.”
Zhang Kuang laughed." That's right. Ling 'er, look at this broken house and a broken bed on this mountain." Do you sleep on the floor or outside at night?”
"Why? I want to sleep on the bed!"
"Someone just died on the bed!"
"I'll clean it up!"
"Alright, if you clean it up, I'll give you half of the bed.”
"Stinking hooligan! Men and women shouldn't touch each other, understand?"
"You are my wife!"
"I…you're not allowed to eat my roasted meat!”
"I bought it!"
"I roasted it!"
……
The two of them quarreled for a long time and were finally tired.
In the end, Zhong Ling compromised. However, Zhang Kuang thought about it. There were maggots on the bed and there was a stench. It was indeed a little inappropriate to let a delicate little beauty clean it up.
Hence, after she was full, she found a rag and took the initiative to clean up.
As soon as he entered, Zhong Ling snatched him away and rolled her eyes."To think that you're still a man! Did you do this?"
After she finished speaking, Zhong Ling held the shotgun and covered her nose as she cleaned the broken bed.
Zhang Kuang stood at the door in a daze. Under the moonlight, he looked at Zhong Ling's delicate back and suddenly revealed a gentle smile. This girl was not bad as a wife…
In the next moment, Zhang Kuang swung his arm and leaned over.
"What are you doing?" Zhong Ling stared at Zhang Kuang warily.
"Give it to me! You can work if you want, but there will be other things in the future. This is not suitable for you.”After he finished speaking, he snatched the rag over arrogantly and chased Zhong Ling out.
The stench on the bed had not completely dissipated. After Zhang Kuang cleaned himself up, the smell was still there.
After thinking for a while, Zhang Kuang slapped his head and ran out.
Ignoring Zhong Ling's shouts, he directly went into the forest and rummaged for a long time before picking up a pair of leaves, branches, and so on.
"What are you doing?" Zhong Ling asked curiously.
Zhang Kuang didn't say anything. He moved the fire to another spot and moved the mugworts and other leaves and branches up.
Soon, a faint mist rose from the wet leaves and mugworts.
Zhong Ling was even more confused.
After Zhang Kuang moved the fire six times in a row, he touched the dry leaves and mugworts and thought to himself that he had succeeded!
"Hey! Big bad guy, what are you doing?”Zhong Ling asked.
"Idiot, you can't even tell. Of course you'll make blankets for us!" laughed Zhang Kuang. I'll just make do with it for today. Tomorrow, I'll go to the county town to buy some blankets or something.”
Zhong Ling was stunned. She wasn't a silly girl, so she could tell that Zhang Kuang was a casual person. Or rather, he was a careless and heartless bastard. There wasn't much difference between him sleeping in a manure pit or on a bed.
He was so busy now, naturally for her!
Thinking of this, Zhong Ling's heart felt warm. Wasn't this guy that annoying…
"Honey, it's getting late. Go to bed and give birth!”Zhang Kuang shouted.
The little flame in Zhong Ling's heart was instantly extinguished as she cursed,""What are you talking about, you pervert? I'll fight it out with you!"
As he spoke, he pounced on Zhang Kuang like a little wild cat, while Zhang Kuang retreated repeatedly. In the end, the two of them fell onto the bed.
Zhong Ling was instantly stunned. The bed that was originally a little smelly was now warm and had a faint fragrance of mugworts.
"How is it? Your husband is smart, right?" Zhang Kuang asked with a smile.
"At least you're a little smart." After Zhong Ling praised her, she realized that she was still lying on Zhang Kuang's body. She immediately turned around and got off with a red face. He kicked Zhang Kuang hard, causing him to scream. Then, he raised his head proudly and said,""How dare you bully me!"
At the same time, Yun Zhonghe had also arrived on a nearby mountain. He kicked open the gate of a mountain stronghold and immediately attracted dozens of fierce gazes…
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