I Use This Knife to Shave Hair! (Evaluation!)
Humans.
It was always like this.
Life was stressful, so he had to find some fun for himself.
The bald middle-aged man only had this hobby.
" Grape beer luminous mug." The more the bald man thought about it, the more pleased he felt. He stroked his hair and could not help but start reciting a poem to the moon.”
Knock, knock, knock.
His mood was interrupted.
Three knocks on the door had killed the birth of a future great poet.
"Oh." The bald middle-aged man was a little angry. A small tenant actually dared to find trouble with an awesome landlord like him." What guts! You even dare to provoke me, a dignified landlord. Youngsters these days are really not afraid of being taught a lesson by your uncle!”
He pondered for a moment.
He was already middle-aged, his legs were weak and his waist was sore. Jiang Ye was half a head taller than him, and his advantage lay in his brain. It was better to have a battle of wits first.
So he retreated into the kitchen, touched a greasy kitchen knife, and stuffed it into his waist.
With the 12 Orange equipment, the bald middle-aged man was very confident.
He didn't dare to kill people.
It's okay to be brave.
"Whether you came here yourself or with the property manager, I will kill whoever stands in my way today!”The bald middle-aged man encouraged himself.
He took a deep breath.
The veins on his forehead bulged. He gritted his teeth, opened his mouth, and widened his eyes, trying to put on a ferocious look like a hero of the Water Margins.
He suddenly reached out and pulled the door open.
He hadn't seen her yet.
He raised his voice and shouted,"Who the f * ck is so unafraid of death? How dare you come to find trouble with me in the middle of the night? If you can't give me a satisfactory answer, I'll take another life today!!”
The lines were really fierce!
He gave himself full marks.
However, the moment the door opened.
What came into view was a pitch-black, cold rifle that emitted the smell of smoke!!
" Caw!?"
The bald middle-aged man's second half of his vicious words was stuck in his throat. His entire body trembled and he almost wet his pants." F * ck, do we have to shoot people to death for disturbing people at night now?!”
Did the security in this crappy neighborhood upgrade to the standard of the army?! The middle-aged man's legs were as soft as noodles.
"You're the one who's dancing here in the middle of the night, harassing the neighbors, and even asking the property management to do it?”The soldier at the door caressed the steel gun and maintained a smile." Hello, landlord. I'm the current property manager of the community. Can we have a good chat?”
" Talk…talk about what…" The bald man stuttered and trembled non-stop. He even sounded like he was about to cry." Big Brother, I won't dare to do it again. Just treat me as a fart and let me go, okay?" I've received an education! I really won't dare to do it again!"
The soldier was very satisfied with his attitude. He patted the bald man's shoulder and saw the kitchen knife at his waist from the corner of his eye. He said in surprise,"Owner, which gang are you from? Tell me, how many names do you have? I've killed a few drug lords before. Let's have a chat?”
Thud!
The bald middle-aged man immediately knelt down. His pants were wet, and the smell of urine spread. He immediately hugged the trouser leg of the soldier and shouted,"Big brother, I'm just bragging. I haven't even hit anyone in PUBG, let alone killing someone in real life.”
" This knife…" He quickly threw the knife away." I use this knife to shave my fur!”
"I'm talented. My hair is thick, long, and hard, so, so…"
" Big Brother, if you don't believe me, I'll show you…"
After saying that, he began to pull down his pants.
The soldier was dumbfounded.
He quickly said," Forget it, forget it. I don't have such a hobby. Since you've mistaken me, I'll punish you a little. Just be more careful in the future."”
The bald middle-aged man suddenly felt that he had saved his life. In order to fight for his performance, he did not hesitate to turn his back to the soldier and raise his half-removed butt."Big brother, do as you please."
The soldier felt a chill down his spine. He gave a symbolic slap and left.
The bald middle-aged man hurriedly closed the door and was about to pull up his pants. He muttered to himself with cold sweat all over his body,"Damn it, it's scary. I'm so unlucky. Why would I meet someone from the army to interfere in this matter?”
"But there shouldn't be many troops in this neighborhood. We'll continue building after a while!”
He was about to pull up his pants.
Someone knocked on the door again.
The bald middle-aged man carefully opened the door, and his face turned green again.
Tsk!
F * ck, a rifle and a Type 95 submachine gun!？
"Big Brother…Should I go through the procedure or just cry?!”Plop! The baldy who had not lifted his pants hugged his thigh again." I have an eighty-year-old mother and a three-centimeter younger brother. Please let me go…"
Soldier Two gave him a look.
The bald middle-aged man understood and quickly got up. He skillfully lifted the round ball.
Second Soldier slapped him and prepared to retreat.
Before he left, he saw that Baldy was still planning to stand up, so he reminded him earnestly,"It's so tiring for you to stick up and down like this. Why don't you just keep it like this? There are still people behind us?”
The bald middle-aged man almost broke down.!”
" Not much," Second Brother comforted." You said that all the property managers would come to your house to provide services. So, all three thousand of us are here. We're waiting in line outside."”
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