Changing the Names of All the Major Platforms! (Evaluation!)
Jiang Ye was the first to target Zach's business.
"Lose face?"
"This name is not auspicious at all.”
"Come, come, come. I'll change it to a festive one for you.”
Jiang Ye's fingers danced on the keyboard. It took him about two seconds to break through all of his defenses.
In his eyes, the System, who had lost in the face, was like Zach in the jungle, allowing him to pinch it around.
Jiang Ye hesitated for a moment.
"Change what?"
" Since it's a platform for global communication, everyone is an independent individual who can show both sides of himself on it. There are those who are as noble as Buddha and pity the common people, while there are those who are as filthy as dogs and attack others every day.”
He typed a few times, and soon, two yellow and ugly words appeared on the screen-" Ergou "!
"Perfect!"
" Who should I change my name to next…" Jiang Ye pondered. Soon, he caught sight of the online shopping platform, Yamaxun.
"This is easy to change!"
"I know this question!"
Jiang Ye immediately became alert. Without thinking, he changed his voice to the one that the man had a tacit understanding with.”
"This is much smoother!"
In order to make the name fit the temperament, Jiang Mou even specially changed the font to a rough yellow color.
"Who will be the next lucky player?”
Jiang Ye's gaze landed on Zurt again.
This was the territory of the Great Emperor, so he had to treat it well.
"Butte, did you come up with this name by rolling your face on the keyboard? I can't tell what it means in Chinese at all.”
Without another word, Jiang Yi started to edit." The culture of the Nine Regions is extensive and profound. I'll edit it for you.”
A few seconds later.
Two large words appeared on the interface-"Push cart".
In order to let the foreign friends understand this meaning, the considerate Jiang changed the logo and main business of Zute to an old man who was familiar to the whole world.
He was also the man who controlled the situation in Butte!
"This doesn't seem right."
Jiang Ye pondered." It's easy to cause conflict. Let's just type.”
He then used ctrl-alt-a, the screenshot function of Penguin, to take a screenshot of a rubber doll and paste it on the old man's face.
That's right, it was the same ugly model that Fatty Xu had given him!
"I want the world to suffer the same pain as me!”Jiang Ye stared at the doll and felt sad." It's really too f * cking ugly!”
"I'm so awesome." After he was done, Jiang Ye examined his work and couldn't help but praise himself as an artist.
He didn't let go of the rest of the more famous software.
Oil tube?
If it doesn't sound good, change it!
"Foolish!" Jiang Ye changed his name.
Brother Gu?
Why was he his brother? Isn't this discrimination against women?
"I can't tolerate this!" Jiang Ye decisively started." Sister Gu?”
"No, it's too unpleasant."
"Mother Gu?"
"Mother Gu?"
"They're all too old-fashioned!"
Jiang Ye's mind raced as he finally found a good name.
A moment later, Gu Ge's new and cool name came out--”
After changing it randomly for a while.
Jiang Ye suddenly remembered that he had forgotten to change the most important thing: the world's sacred land for men.
Site P!
When he thought back to the days when his group of scoundrels hid in the dorm and opened the Pilgrimage Portal with trembling hands, Jiang Ye was filled with emotion. Those were all beautiful memories of his youth that had passed away. He stared at the fbiwarining page for the entire afternoon, but he couldn't load it!
Jiang Mou, who was full of resentment, started to work. Change, change his mother!
This time, the text he entered was longer.
"Can you change my pants to a bigger water pipe?| Take off your clothes!"
"Do you think I'm the Prime of the Heavens? Do you think I can keep staring at fbiwarining for 12 hours without changing?”
"Remember to improve in the future. I'll come and check on you regularly!”
Yes, that's right.
This was the renamed Site P!
After three whole sentences, Jiang Mou finally felt at ease.
He was done playing.
Jiang Yi was prepared to show off his skills and clean up the traces he had left behind.
With his skills that surpassed the times for so many years, it was simply too easy for him to do it.
A minute later.
There were no traces of him left on the external network.
"Oh right, there's also the domestic ones. I almost forgot.”Jiang Ye slapped his forehead and wanted to get rid of it immediately.
However, for a moment, he couldn't help but start acting.
In the end…halfway through…
All of a sudden.
His mind was muddled.
The code in front of him was like a book from heaven. He couldn't understand a single word.
The feeling of understanding all the computer knowledge was gone.
" What the f * ck?!"
Jiang Mou's eyes widened." Stupid system, what's going on?!”
The system said righteously," The ability that the host has obtained also has a chance of critical hit. In other words, sometimes, the effect can be multiplied by ten times. Sometimes…it will also fail. Like now."
Jiang Ye was speechless.
Looking at the huge green hat on the head of the little penguin, Jiang fell into deep thought.
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