Right, right, haha, Minister Lu has ulterior motives, and the host is pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger. Haha, interesting, interesting. I wonder what Minister Lu will do if he finds out that the host is the real big BOSS?
What do you think? What would happen? This was called not dying!
Right, if I don't do it, I won't die. I'll just sit and watch the streamer act. My heart aches for Minister Lu ~~
Streamer acting dumb, feeling sorry for Minister Lu 1
Streamer acting dumb, feeling sorry for Minister Lu 1
"What are you feeling sorry for? It seems like I'm the victim here. Look at what kind of lousy place I've been arranged to. There's really no roof above me, no land below me, and my house is bare. Moreover, it looks like there's no hope for dinner.”
Zhang Lin rolled his eyes in the live broadcast room. He looked around and waved his hand. The Land of Invincibility appeared. With Zhang Lin as the center, a tornado rolled up on the ground of the dilapidated woodshed. The dust on the ground was instantly swept up and dispersed into the air. The ground of the woodshed was a mess. Zhang Lin sat on the ground and his right hand flashed. He took out a ceramic bowl from the Sumeru Mustard Seed. It was filled with fragrant tiger meat and he began to eat it.
"It's fine. Fortunately, I'm not particular about living. I use the sky as my blanket, the ground as my bed, and the stars in the sky as my companion. This place is still very good.”
This is the first time I've heard someone describe sleeping on the streets as fresh and different from the rest. Streamer, you're awesome!
I've never seen such a shameless person!
To think that the streamer would say that the sky was the blanket and the ground was the bed. Hehe, in that case, all homeless people had such high sentiments and realms.
The person above was wrong. Rich people who brought a tent and drove to the wilderness to camp every few days were called leisure. Those who did not eat, drink, and wore tattered clothes and slept in the park every day were called tramps! This is called acting!
The streamer's acting was fresh and refined, leaving no traces behind. He was really good at acting. There was nothing to say about it. It was not for anything else. It was not a problem for him to play 666 old friends.
xxxx rewarded pills
xxxx rewarded the horsetail whisk
XXX rewarded a big flying sword
XXX rewarded a big pill
Alright, just because of this sentence, the live broadcast room was flooded with gifts, leaving Zhang Lin dumbfounded. F * ck.
This was also possible?
Not to mention Zhang Lin, who had an invincible system, invincible physique, invincible mall, and invincible divine power, who was chatting nonsense with the bored audience in the live broadcast room in the dilapidated firewood room, the entire Lu Manor was in an uproar because of the arrival of the Holy Monk.
It had to be said that although the Lu Family Village was located in the Dual World Mountain and was surrounded by mountains and steep ridges, Official Lu's taste was not low. Although the courtyard house with three entrances and three exits only had form and no meaning, there was no doubt that it was the overlord of the Lu Family Village. Official Lu even imitated the rich families outside. Housekeepers, maidservants, servants, and cooks were all available, giving him the feeling of a local emperor.
"It's all ready, it's all ready, hurry up and get ready!"
"Look, what is this? Who was the old master inviting today? If it's a holy monk, you'll serve meat? Do you want Master to be scolded to death? Or are you itching for death?"
"What are you looking at? All of you better be smart. If you ruin Master's plan, you'll secretly feed the wild beasts and wolves at the back of the mountain!”
In the largest and most luxurious room in the Lu Manor, the old butler was busy instructing the servants. He knew how important today was to the Old Master and Minister Lu. Soon, a table full of vegetarian dishes was ready.
"Holy Monk, please, please!”
Minister Lu greeted Tang Sanzang respectfully outside the door. Tang Sanzang, who was wearing a brocade kasaya and holding a nine-tin Buddhist staff, walked in step by step. There seemed to be a faint Buddhist light behind him. His handsome appearance was a good one.
"Holy Monk, this is my eldest son, Lu Youcai, my third son, Lu Facai, and my second daughter, Lu Qianjin. Why don't you come over and greet the Lord Holy Monk? The Lord Holy Monk is an accomplished monk from the Eastern Lands with boundless magical power!”
Alright, it had to be said that Minister Lu was really good at naming his sons. One was talented, and the other was rich. He was both talented and rich.
" This poor monk is Tang Sanzang. Greetings to the three benefactors. Thank you, old councilor. It's good that councilor Lu devotes himself to Buddha. If councilor Lu insists on devoting himself to Buddha and does more good deeds, he will definitely obtain good results after death and ascend to the Western Paradise. If councilor Lu can teach his children to devote themselves to Buddha and do more good deeds, it will naturally be of great merit. It's small for one person to devote themselves to Buddha, but everyone should devote themselves to Buddha. Reading the Buddhist scriptures will definitely resolve conflicts, resolve violent qi, and save the common people from water and fire. Amitabha.”
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