"I heard that after being hit by the Seven Inflicted Pain Fist, the first thing you do is become cross-eyed.”
"And then, my ears went deaf and I couldn't hear anything.”
When the Second Head said this, Joker just stared straight ahead without any reaction.
"After that, his voice will go out of control, and his voice will go out of tune. In the end, his internal organs will explode.”
"Gang Leader, your cross-eye is very serious!”
……
"Hahahaha, it's not just serious. It's completely blind!”
"Lu Ping's acting skills are amazing!"
"Wu Peiran is indeed an old artist. She vividly portrayed the cheap and cowardly look of the second-in-charge!”
Many of the audience members were laughing so hard that they couldn't breathe.
Then…
Under Joker's lead, the group went to deal with Chun Shisan's mother. When they happened to bump into her bathing, many of the audience widened their eyes!
On the screen.
Chun Shisanniang had already started fighting with everyone!
The bandits were no match for Chun Shisanniang. Joker was furious and his voice was already out of tune,"How can it be so easy to kill me? Ask my brothers first!"
When he looked back, the bandits had already disappeared without a trace…
By the time Joker rushed out, the bandits were already kneeling on the ground with their hands on the copper coins above their heads!
"You bunch of traitors!”
Joker turned around and looked at Chun Shisan, who had just walked out. He said angrily,"If you have the ability, then kill all of us!”
Chun Shisan did not answer.
The other bandits had already started to kowtow and beg for mercy.
" Spare me, heroine…"
Joker was so angry that he punched the person next to him in the chest." Idiot! Do you think that she will let you off just because you begged her? No matter what, I'll fight it out with her today, do you hear me!”
At this moment, Chun Shisanniang leaned against the door railing and chuckled,""A man's knees have gold! Since they are willing to beg me, then their lives will be temporarily placed with me.”
"Thank you, heroine, thank you, heroine!”
The bandits thanked him profusely.
The audience was dumbfounded. Joker couldn't do it?
Weren't bandits the kind of ruthless people who robbed and robbed? Why was it that Joker's subordinates were all cowards?
In the next moment, they received the answer.
"As for you…you really have a backbone.”
Chun Shisan's lips curled up slightly as she looked at Joker.
Without any hesitation, Joker raised his hands and knelt down without saying a word. Then…
His entire body fell to the ground!
He prostrated himself on the ground!
"Hahahahahaha, I was wondering why these bandits are all cowards. So it turns out that they were brought up by the bandit leader!”
"One soldier is a bear, and the general is a bear!”
"I'm dying of laughter. What's Lu Ping thinking? It's too funny!”
Further behind.
The Second Head was about to blow smoke into the room where Chun Shisan's mother was sleeping when he saw a huge humanoid spider!
Joker happened to wake up from his sleep. When he heard the shouts outside, he thought that they had succeeded in dealing with Chun Shisan's mother. He quickly ran out with his hands and feet, but he bumped into the panicking Second Master!
"What a huge spider!"
"How big?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Joker saw a spider bigger than a human appear in front of him, waving its two forelimbs, ferocious and ferocious!
The audience was dumbfounded!
"I told you that the special effects of A Chinese Oath to the West were awesome. Damn this spider, I'm going to have nightmares at night!”
" This is too terrifying!!!"
As the moonlight was behind them, the audience could not see the spider's face clearly.
On the screen.
Joker hurriedly retreated!
"I told you bastards to clean up properly! The spiders that I've raised are even bigger than me! What should we do?"
……
These words pulled the audience back from the terrifying atmosphere.
" God, f * cking clean up!"
"This Joker is too showy!"
Before they could finish, the camera changed again.
Under the hazy gray fog and the strange red light, the giant spider kept chasing Joker. Suddenly, people realized that Zhao Wuxue could be vaguely seen on the unkempt face!
Countless people gasped.
Zhao Wuxue, no, Chun Shisanniang was a spider demon?
It was no wonder that a woman was fearless even when she was alone in a bandit den!
"It's too terrifying. I have goosebumps!”
Thanks to Lu Ping's generosity, the horror of this scene could be said to be at the peak of the country. All the audience held their breaths, as if they were afraid of attracting the attention of the terrifying spider demon on the screen!
Just then, the camera cut back to Joker's face.
"When I see Lu Ping's face, I'm suddenly not afraid anymore. I even want to laugh..."
"Yeah, this movie is too amazing. One second, I was scared, and the next second, I couldn't help but want to laugh!”
……
"Wow, this is bad! It didn't chase after so many people and kept chasing me. It must be my handsomeness that harmed me again!”
Joker supported himself on the ground with both hands and retreated rapidly!
The big spider spat out a thin thread from its mouth and directly wrapped around Joker's foot, dragging him over. Fortunately, he was quick and cut off the thread with his axe!
However, in the next moment, the spider demon did not let him go. The silk thread wrapped around his hand again, and even the axe was thrown away when he struggled!
In desperation, Joker hugged a dead tree and was not dragged by the spider demon again!
The audience stared at the screen, wanting to know how Joker would help them out!
No matter how he thought about it, it was a dead end now.
Because the spider demon saw that it couldn't drag him away, so it slowly approached Joker!
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