"The name Coiled Silk Cave sounds pretty good. I'll live here in the future.”
Zixia Fairy waved her hand, and the three Water Curtain Caves suddenly turned into Coiled Silk Caves!
"Wait!"
Joker was just about to stop Zixia Fairy when he was knocked down by a palm from afar. The Moonlight Box also fell to the ground.
"Hey! I now solemnly declare that everything on this mountain is mine, including you!”
Zixia Fairy smiled as she held the Moonlight Box in one hand.
"Me?"
Zixia Fairy nodded. Just like my donkey, I'll stamp you.”
As soon as he finished speaking, the soles of Joker's feet suddenly emitted flames.
"You're mine now. If anyone bullies you, tell them my name. From today onwards, I'm called Great Immortal Coiling Silk!”
After saying that, Zixia Fairy led the donkey into the cave.
Joker finally reacted and said in horror,"Great Immortal Coiling Silk? Five hundred years ago?"
Thinking of this, he hurriedly took off his shoes. Three moles really appeared on the soles of his feet!
When Joker took out the Demon Revealing Mirror and aimed it at himself again, what appeared in the bronze mirror was already that arrogant and unruly monkey face!
……
The plot continued.
"Just tell him that this is a marriage arranged by the heavens.”
"What if he doesn't like me? What if he has a wife?"
"Why do you care so much about him? God has arranged the most!”
"Really?"
"Isn't God's arrangement enough for you to be arrogant?”
……
The scene changed.
"Sister, this is your fault.”
Guanyin," Ah?"
"Wukong wants to eat me, but it's just an idea. It hasn't become a reality yet. You don't have any evidence, so what crime does he have? Why don't you wait until he eats me? It won't be too late for you to convict him with evidence!”
Guan Yin Bodhisattva sat on the lotus throne." Tang Sanzang, I've long heard that you're long-winded, but I didn't expect you to be so long-winded! I gave you the golden ring to subdue this monkey, but you didn't use it?”
"Sigh, the size of that golden ring is too bad. It's heavy in the front and light in the back. It's wide on the left and narrow on the right. Although he's a monkey, you can't treat him like this…"
Tang Sanzang chattered on.
"Shut up!"
"Shut up!"
The first was Sun Wukong, and the second was Guan Yin Bodhisattva!
The two of them grabbed Tang Sanzang's neck at the same time!
"Hahahaha, this Tang Sanzang can make me laugh for a year.”
"God has evidence. I'm dying of laughter.”
"He's interesting."
The theater was filled with laughter, and Lu Ping's lips curled up slightly.
This role was not bad.
He himself had never thought that Zhao Chengwu would be so suitable for the role of Tang Sanzang. He could be funny when he wanted to, and he would show compassion when he needed to.
……
In the Bull Demon King's villa, Zixia Fairy's wedding dress was like fire, and Joker was also dressed as a groom.
But the person he wanted to marry was not Zi Xia.
"At that time, the sword was only 0.01 centimeters away from my throat, but after a quarter of an hour, the lady of the sword would fall in love with me completely because I decided to tell a lie.”
"Although I have told countless lies in my life, I think this one is the most perfect.”
Tears flowed down from the corners of Joker's eyes as he looked at Zixia Fairy affectionately.
At this time, all the audience laughed. With just a lie, he had captured Zixia Fairy's sincerity. Joker was really a fucking talent!
……
Finally.
The plot had reached a turning point.
The sadness under the veil of nonsensical humor was also gradually unveiled.
Inside the Coiling Silk Cave or the Water Curtain Cave.
When Joker and Patriarch Bodhi were arguing about whether or not they needed a reason to love someone in their previous life, it seemed very ridiculous, but no one laughed at all.
The entire theater fell silent!
He watched quietly and asked," Don't you need it?”
Don't you need a reason to love someone?
He was trying to convince himself.
He needed it!
Therefore, there was no reason for him to fall in love with Zixia Fairy.
He loved Bai Jingjing!
……
It was still the Water Curtain Cave.
"I want to remind you again. After wearing the golden hoop, you are no longer a mortal. You can't touch the lust of the world anymore.”
"If you are tempted, this golden hoop will tighten around your head and make you suffer.”
"Before you put on this golden hoop, what else do you want to say?”
Guan Yin Bodhisattva's voice rang in Joker's ears.
At this moment, he was holding the golden hoop with both hands, ready to put it on.
Looking at the golden hoop, Joker said calmly,"
"There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. It was only when I lost it that I regretted it. The most painful thing in the world is this.”
Joker closed his eyes. No one knew what he was thinking.
"If the heavens could give me another chance, I would tell that girl that I love her. If I have to put a time limit on this love, I hope it's ten thousand years.”
Inside the cave, a gust of wind blew, messing up his hair.
The golden hoop slowly and firmly fell on Joker's head.
……
There's still one more chapter, and the plot will basically end.
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