The next day, the sky was already bright. Liu Heng walked out of his bedroom dressed neatly. Then, Liu Heng did a happy thing: he went to take a dump.
"Eh? Why wasn't there any? Oh, right, I transmigrated."
Then, Liu Heng squatted there and looked around. Liu Heng didn't know what to use to wipe his ass.
"F * ck, what is this Great Tang using to wipe its ass?! Don't tell me I have to use my pants!" Liu Heng moaned rudely.
Liu Heng had no choice but to call out awkwardly,""Is there anyone next to this toilet?”
A servant who was not far away from the toilet suddenly heard a cry from the toilet and immediately ran over. When he heard the voice of the young master, he immediately ran over.
"Young Master, what do you want me to do?" The servant asked politely.”
"Get me something to wipe my ass!" Liu Heng shouted.”
"Ah?" There should be bamboo in the toilet. Young Master, don't you see it on the door?”
Liu Heng saw that there were indeed several bamboo strips on the toilet door. Liu Heng looked at these bamboo strips and wanted to cry.
Liu Heng said speechlessly," Who the f * ck said that when you come to the end of the Tang Dynasty, you will wave your hand to subdue the fierce generals. Then, you will have to f * ck beauties, be embarrassed by flowers, and have big and small weeks. In my f * cking opinion, the only good thing about coming to the end of the Tang Dynasty is that you don't have hemorrhoids!"”
Of course, there wouldn't be hemorrhoids, because they were all cut off by the bamboo slices. Liu Heng said with a sobbing tone,""Ahhh, my Vader, my Qingfeng, I miss you!”
When the servant heard this, he muttered in a low voice,"What's wrong with this young master? Could it be that he has become stupid because of illness?”
Then, he heard a shout from the toilet,""Can you give me those pieces of paper?”
"There's no need for so much nonsense. My legs will go numb from squatting!”Liu Heng shouted angrily. His legs were trembling.
Soon, a servant brought a piece of paper to Liu Heng, who slowly wiped his butt.
" F * ck, this paper is really hard. I need to rub it a little more." After wiping, Liu Heng slowly stood up. Liu Heng had been a toilet for too long in the 21st century. He couldn't stand squatting for a long time.
The servant was still waiting at the door of the toilet. Liu Heng looked at the servant and nodded."Yes, yes, brat. Not bad. Continue to work hard in the future!”After saying that, he even waved his hand in a showy manner.
Wasting paper in this era was a very, very wasteful thing, but Liu Heng didn't know that.
Liu Heng came to the courtyard and said to Chen Guang,""Heh, this farewell to the previous virgin chicken is really refreshing!”
After Liu Heng finished practicing Taiji Fist, he suddenly shouted,""The second set of broadcast gymnastics is calling. One two three four, two two three four…"
Then, he started to do radio calisthenics, and he was very good at it.
It was the maid Yue 'er who walked over. She was very curious when she saw her young master's strange movements. Yesterday, when she was helping her young master take a bath, the words that his young master sang were strange enough. What kind of fist was this? Why was it so slow?
As Liu Heng fought, he noticed that a maid had been watching him from the side. She was very interested in him, so he teased the maid,""Yue 'er, do you want to learn too?”
" That, that Young Master, forget it…" Yue Er blushed and turned around to leave.
"Why are you leaving? "Hurry up and get Madam to wake up. It's getting late. It's time to eat," Liu Heng quickly called out when he saw Yue Er leaving in embarrassment.
Liu Heng saw that this ancient girl was interesting. As he spoke, his face turned red. He looked at Yue 'er's back and laughed. Yue' er became even more shy and quickly ran into the bedroom.
Liu Heng saw Yue 'er walk into the room and turned to look at the sky. He touched his beautiful face.
Liu Heng saw Lee Zixun walk out and quickly got up. He came to Lee Zixun's side and held her arm. Yue 'er was envious.
After a while, Lee Zixun and Yue Er came out of the room together. They were surprised to see Liu Heng kneeling there. Lee Zixun exclaimed,"Husband, why are you kneeling there?”
"Furen is fine. I just miss father a little. Now that the Liu Mansion is facing a catastrophe, I really don't know how to make our Liu Family survive it safely…"
Li Zixun raised her hand and stroked Liu Heng's sideburns. She smiled and said,"It's okay, husband. We need to work together. No matter what difficulties we face, we will overcome them safely.”
"Let's go have breakfast…" Liu Heng smiled.
Li Zixun was not able to move freely due to her recent injury, so Liu Heng had been supporting her while Yue 'er was supporting her on the other side. Liu Heng was happy, Li Zixun was happy, and Yue' er was envious, jealous, and hateful.
After dinner, Li Zixun sent people to pack up the valuables, because the whole family might have to move in a few days.
Liu Heng did not do anything. He did not have any friends in this generation and did not have any social connections. Li Zixun said that the Liu family was eyeing Liu Shuo covetously, so she did not let Liu Heng go out of the residence.
Mister White and Mister Gao watched as their young master strolled around the manor, occasionally chatting with the servants. The two old brothers were also curious. Mister White said,""Let's go, brother. How about I kill two rounds?”
"Are you done with the accounts?" Mr. Gao asked with a smile.”
"Sigh, I've already settled that score.”"Then what are you talking about?" Mister White said.”
Mr. Gao was also a playful person, so he quickly pulled Mr. White away.
"Brother Gao, we've been with Old Master for more than ten years. When we first arrived, our Young Master was still carried by the nanny, right?”Mister White raised a chess piece.
"No, our young master used to be cold to everyone. Even when something big happened in our Liu residence, he didn't seem to be anxious. Look at him now, he's very warm and polite to everyone.”
"Oh? I think I heard something from Young Master and Furen's bedroom…"
"Sigh, we've all been there. It's so late at night. What noise could there be? We don't even know how Furen and our young master used to be. It's been hard on Furen. Now, it's great. Young master's illness has made him and Furen warm up. It seems that our Liu Mansion will have more children in the future!”
After saying that, the two of them looked at each other and laughed.
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