There Are Always Unruly People Who Want to Harm Us!
"Hey, brother, is it dangerous for you to drive with one hand?”
In the car.
The robber pointed a gun at Shen Fei with one hand and gripped the steering wheel with the other. He looked nervous.
Hearing Shen Fei's words, the robber became impatient and said angrily,"Cut the f * cking nonsense. If you continue to nag, I'll shoot you!”
When Shen Fei heard this, he immediately had a terrified expression.
"Big brother, looking at you, did you just cause trouble? You've deducted all your points, right? Do you have a driver's license? Driving without a license was not encouraged! You didn't even put on your seatbelt and scored a zero for subject two!”
0.0!
F * ck?
Hearing Shen Fei's words, the audience who were originally watching the live broadcast room nervously instantly had black question marks on their faces!
"Driving license? Big Pot, he's a robber! Item 2. What the f * ck?"
"Hahaha, Shen Fei, you're a f * cking hostage now! Can't you have some awareness of being a hostage? It's hard for me to get into character like this!”
"It's over. With a blind guess, the streamer will definitely not be able to see the sun tomorrow!”
"We only have one life. Shen Fei, can we give ourselves a way out?”
"Why do I feel like he's not giving the robbers a way out? Cover your face!"
......
Just as Shen Fei finished speaking.
Squeak ~
The robber subconsciously braked and looked at Shen Fei with a dumbfounded expression.
"Are you f * cking tired of living?!"
The robber glared at Shen Fei and pointed his gun at his head.
"Aha, I was just joking!" Brother, why are you so serious?!"
"Cut the crap! If you dare to say another word, try it!"
When Shen Fei heard this, he tactfully shut his mouth.
The robber glared at Shen Fei and started the car again.
Seeing that the robber's mood had gradually calmed down, Shen Fei instantly forgot about his previous threat and said,"Big Brother, you're bleeding so much. Do you feel dizzy?”
"Shut up!"
"Big Brother, why did you become a robber?”
"Because I lack money!"
"If you need money, tell me! I don't have much else, but I have a lot of money!"
Hearing Shen Fei's words, the robber looked at Shen Fei suspiciously.
With a gloomy face, he thought about how credible these words were.
The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned by Shen Fei's actions.
"Hey, you f * cking told a robber that you have money? Did you eat mothballs as candy when you went out this morning?”
"Is this guy really the All-rounded Flying I know? Why did she look a little silly?”
"You guys don't understand, right? This is Shen Fei's brilliance!”
"That's right! Shen Fei deliberately revealed his identity as a rich man. After the other party escaped, he would not easily kill him to silence him. It was obviously unrealistic to expect such robbers to be humane!”
"F * ck! Now that he said it, it was true! A textbook response! Live and learn!"
The viewers in the live broadcast room were crazily fantasizing about Shen Fei's thoughts.
"Big brother, look at the imitation jade Guanyin on your neck. You should be a Buddhist, right?" Shen Fei continued. I thought that a big brother like you would usually believe in Second Master Guan!”
"F * ck off!" the robber said angrily. This is real jade! Why do you care what I believe!"
"Eh, this faith is very particular! Especially for a big brother like you, you can't be careless about faith and feng shui!”
"Is that so? No wonder I've been feeling a little unlucky recently! Hey, you know this?"
Seeing that Shen Fei seemed to know something about Feng Shui, the robbers finally became interested.
"I'm not talented, so I don't dare to say that I understand. During my university days, I worked part-time and set up a stall to count my days. I can only say that I know a little!”
Shen Fei's words stunned the robber.
After he reacted, his expression immediately became ferocious.
"Work part-time? Setting up a fortune-telling stall? Are you f * cking kidding me!"
"Hey, hey, hey, big brother, calm down. You can ask about my reputation in the underworld! If I didn't have some skills, I wouldn't dare to go out and show off! Seeing that your Heavenly Court is not full yet and the full moon is incomplete, your life has not been very smooth recently, right?”
"Eh, indeed, I can't do anything recently! No matter what he did, he would stuff his teeth with cold water!”
The robber felt a little depressed when he thought of the recent unhappy things!
Shen Fei agreed with the robber's words.
This f * cking hostage can even be taken by me.
What sin did you commit in your previous life?
Thinking of this, Shen Fei shook his head and continued,"Big Pot, I see your physiognomy."
Seeing that Shen Fei wanted to say something but hesitated, the robber quickly asked,"What's there to say about my physiognomy?"
"From your looks, you're destined to be poor and single for the first half of your life!”
"Amazing! You were right again! What about the rest of my life?"
"The latter half of my life?"
Shen Fei paused for a moment before continuing,"You'll get used to it in the second half of your life!"
Dun, dun, dun…
Hmm?
The car was silent for three seconds.
Then, the sound of bullets being loaded could be heard.
The robber's face darkened as he began to fight.
Should he destroy this bastard?
Seeing Shen Fei hesitating, Shen Fei continued,"Big Pot, don't be too sad. When it comes to faith, you can believe it or not! It's complicated!"
"What do you mean? How complicated is it?"
"How complicated is the belief system of our Great Heaven Dynasty? This was a big topic! It would take a long time to explain in detail!”
"Then make it short!" the robber said impatiently.”
"Long story short? Alright, then let's cut to the chase. Left eye jump? [Sigh, I'm so happy. My right eye is jumping?] To hell with feudal superstition!"
0.0!
Hmm?
Shen Fei's words made the robber's mind a little messy.
F * ck? You're really a f * cking genius!
There were nearly a million black people with question marks on their faces.
The screen was filled with exclamation marks and question marks.
"Pfft, beast! In such a serious occasion, do you have to make me laugh to be satisfied?”
"Hahaha, f * cking superstitious! I f * cking believed you!"
"Why does it feel like I'm listening to a crosstalk?"
" Hahaha, the truth is out. This is not a f * cking atmosphere of being kidnapped."
"What did this robber suffer in his previous life? Only in this lifetime can I meet Shen Fei!"
"Hahaha, what the hell are you still hesitating for? Hurry up and shoot him! Purify the world and maintain peace! He's a national hero!"
"You guys have really had enough. There are always unruly people who want to harm me! It's funny!"
"The scene is too bloody. Minor children, please watch with your parents!”
"I'm thinking about how Shen Fei will escape later."
"I don't think Shen Fei wants to escape and cover his face."
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