Show Your Face, Shen Fei's Buddha Nature!
"Beep, beep, dang ~"
After the bell rang, the Sanskrit chanting stopped.
Two young monks carried a copper basin filled with water to the front of the hall.
Under everyone's gaze, Monk Yan Qing dipped his hand in it.
Then, he turned to look at the guests.
"Amitabha. The Lotus Sutra says that one should cultivate one's mind and stay motionless in a leisurely place. Like Mount Meru, our Buddha is merciful and saves the world. If you have any questions, I am willing to answer them in front of the Buddha!”
As soon as the fat monk finished speaking, there was a commotion.
Then, everyone raised their hands.
"Patron, if you have any questions, just say it!”
Yan Qing chose a man in a suit who was closer to him.
The latter was selected, and his face immediately showed an excited expression.
"Master, what do you think is the most beautiful thing in the world?"”
Without any hesitation, Yan Qing's voice sounded as soon as the man asked,""Reunion after a long time, false alarm, and…recovering what was lost!”
Pa pa ~
As soon as Yan Qing finished speaking, thunderous applause sounded in the arena.
As the crowd discussed softly.
"Tsk, as expected of an accomplished monk. His words are brilliant!”
"Isn't that so? Every sentence is thought-provoking. His realm is really not something that mortals like us can compare to!”
"That's right, that's right!"
Hearing the discussions around him, Shen Fei could not help but roll his eyes.
Yuan Xiaoyu couldn't help but praise,"This master is really something!" Reuniting after a long separation, a false alarm, and recovering what was lost…these words were indeed very reasonable!”
"Right? The key is that I didn't even think about it!"
Shen Fei interrupted at the right time.
"Hmm? Shen Fei, what do you mean?”
"Shen Fei, you're saying that this person was just a decoy?”
Yuan Xiaoyu was still confused, but Fang Qiuwan seemed to understand something.
"Smart!"
Shen Fei couldn't help but praise him. Then, he explained,"On such a big occasion, wouldn't it be very embarrassing if the guests can't answer the questions? Therefore, it was not just this person who was the scapegoat. The names that would be called later would all be the scapegoats!”
After Shen Fei finished speaking, Yan Qing began to pick the second lucky audience member.
"Patron, please!"
A similarly ordinary-looking man in luxurious clothes.
"Master Yanqing, what do you think of the perfunctory and impetuous behavior of modern people?”
The fat monk was silent for a second before saying,""People nowadays don't express their thoughts and speak insincerely. Conversation has become empty, but silence is like communication!”
"Well said!"
After Yan Qing finished speaking, there was another round of thunderous applause.
"Tsk, I have to say that the team behind Lingyun Temple is really capable!”
Hearing the monk's description of modern people, Shen Fei couldn't help but sigh.
It was indeed very incisive.
However, when he thought of the system mission, Shen Fei's gaze became focused.
He raised his hand and suppressed the applause.
Yan Qing continued his performance.
"Patron!"
It was also a middle-aged man, but his expression was somewhat dispirited.
"Master Yan Qing, I've been going through a lot recently. The company isn't doing well, and I'm in debt. My wife ran away with someone else, and my friends who used to call me brother are hiding far away. My health is also deteriorating. Master, is there no hope for me?”
Hearing this, Yan Qing chanted a Buddhist proclamation.
" Amitabha, it's alright..."
"Master, are you saying that I can still be saved in this situation?”
The man seemed a little excited.
Acting Qing nodded and was about to say the words he had prepared to comfort her.
A voice suddenly sounded in the arena.
"Master Yan Qing is saying that it's alright. All of this has nothing to do with him!”
……
Ton, ton, ton...
Hmm?
F * ck?
The moment Shen Fei's voice rang out, everyone present was stunned.
Who was it? Who the f * ck had such a Buddha-nature?
Yuan Xiaoyu and Fang Qiuwan, who were beside Shen Fei, also looked at him in confusion.
They were sure that the voice just now came from Shen Fei.
“0.0! I'm so embarrassed ~ Streamer, how dare you act rashly in front of Buddha?”
" Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Fortunately, it has nothing to do with me…Buddha said that this demon really can't be edified."
"Saying your own words to make others speechless, Shen Fei is awesome! Broken Voice!"
"That's too much. After all, it's their annual celebration! Can't you say more if you can talk?”
"F * ck! I've already chopped down with my 18-meter-long machete, and you're telling me this?”
"Bury our allies!"
……
"F * ck, who is this Xiu-Er?"
After regaining their senses, everyone's gaze turned towards Shen Fei's direction.
Master Yan Qing's face was similarly dark.
F * ck, someone still dares to act rashly in front of me?
"Amitabha, please don't cause trouble. Buddhism is a peaceful place, and the Buddha Bathing Festival is a solemn festival. Everyone's words and actions are in the eyes of Buddha, so please be careful with your words!”
After saying that, Monk Yan Qing's attention returned to the person in front of him.
After saying a few words about the boundless sea of bitterness, he began to look for his next target.
"Patron, please!"
It was a muscular woman.
Seeing that he had been chosen by Grandmaster, he was so excited that tears instantly flowed down.
Yan Qing nodded in satisfaction. He thought to himself,"This person will give me an extra 200 yuan later!"
"Master, I'm also very troubled. Although I'm rich, there are always people who laugh at me because of my figure! I don't even dare to look in the mirror now, afraid to see my double chin!”
"Hmm…in this case, has the female benefactor tried to lose weight?”
"Yes, but it's too tiring to exercise and dieting is not good for the body. I can't keep going. Master, what do you think I should do?”
Hearing the woman's complaints, Yan Qing smiled and said,"" Buddha has said..."
Shen Fei: " Afraid of seeing your double chin, you can try to grow a beard to cover it!!”
As soon as he finished speaking.
The Rebirth Curse instantly rang out in the arena.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Beard?
Ang?
Yuan Xiaoyu and Fang Qiuwan rubbed their chins subconsciously.
"Ah!"
He seemed to have thought of some unbearable scene.
Two screams rang out in the quiet hall.
The silence was broken, and a horrified expression appeared on the faces of every female audience present.
“0.0! What the f * ck? Grow a beard to cover it? I'm so stupid!"
"Ahahaha, f * cking hell…This scene is too beautiful. Cover your face!"
"Which f * cking woman would dare to look at her double chin in the future! It's too f * cking scary. I'm laughing and crying."
"If this monster doesn't die, it's simply intolerable! Buddha is about to cry from your show, hahaha ~"
"Do you believe that I'll cry for you? Sob, sob, sob ~"
"What a grand Buddhist ceremony! The people present are all political and business celebrities. Shen Fei, can you be a little more reserved and comical?"
"Hahaha, I'm afraid Shen Fei wants to taste the power of the eighteen bronze men!”
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