IQ Must Be Taxes? Shen Fei would not suffer a loss!
"The question is about the Buddha's head being injured. There are so many bumps on the Buddha's head, so how could the back of his head be injured?”
Fang Qiuwan seemed to have discovered something remarkable.
His eyes lit up as he looked enlightened.
Shen Fei subconsciously glanced at the tall golden Buddha statue in front of him.
He revealed a pitiful expression.
"Buddha, you've suffered!"
……
"May I ask if any benefactor has thought of an answer?”
Yan Qing couldn't help but ask when there was no reply.
"Sleep on your stomach?"
Someone probed.
Yan Qing shook his head helplessly.
"Sleep sideways?"
Yan Qing shook his head again.
"Sitting?"
"Sleeping while standing?"
All kinds of postures had been described by everyone, and in the end, he was too lazy to even shake his head.
"Sigh ~"
Seeing that none of them had a normal IQ, Shen Fei could not help but sigh.
He finally stood up.
"The back of his head is injured, so of course he should sleep with his eyes closed!”
0.0！
The moment he said that, everyone's eyes widened.
"F * ck? Him again?"
"A visual IQ of 180! No less! Any less and it would be a waste of my 160 IQ!”
"Ah! Sleeping with his eyes closed…the main point was actually sleeping! Damn it!"
Fang Qiuwan clutched her head with a regretful expression.
Shen Fei was already used to these two people's blockheads.
Without waiting for Yan Qing to speak, Shen Fei silently walked up.
He dipped his hand into the basin.
Then, he walked back expressionlessly.
He tacitly agreed to Shen Fei's actions and continued with the next question.
"What will a butterfly become when it grows fat?”
Hearing this, Shen Fei, who was extremely disappointed with everyone, did not give them any time to think.
"Fat Butterfly!"
"In ancient times, when attacking a city, why did they say that they would kill all the chickens and dogs?”
"Extra meal!"
"What can solve all the puzzles?”
"The answer to the riddle!"
……
Ten questions were dropped.
Shen Fei wiped his fingers, which were already white from the soaking.
He expressionlessly accepted the admiring gazes of everyone present.
Yan Qing looked at Shen Fei with a complicated expression.
Why did it have to be this fellow? Was there any justice left in this world?
"I have to say, Almsgiver Shen and Buddha are really fated! There's no need to worry if you haven't bathed in the Buddha's light. Next, we will distribute the benefits of this Buddha Bathing Festival to each invited guest!”
After Yan Qing finished speaking, a group of young monks appeared in front of everyone with a donation box in their hands.
"The legendary incense donation ceremony?”
Seeing this, Shen Fei immediately thought of the donation that Elder Yuan had mentioned earlier.
I've seen it for a long time!
The nearly 1,000 invited guests did not have any strange expressions. They were even eager to try.
After all the donation boxes were prepared.
Yan Qing then smiled at the guests and said,"Donating incense is a tradition of the Buddha Bathing Festival. As the saying goes, you don't have to pay too much, as long as you have the intention! It is necessary to remind you that we will announce the names of the 50 worshippers who donated the most and the amount of money they donated for the worshippers to admire! All visitors who participate in the donation will be given a Buddhist gift that has been blessed!”
" I announce the start of the donation!"
As soon as Yan Qing finished speaking, the people on the scene spontaneously formed a long queue.
"Whoa, you're really stupid and rich! There are still people queuing up to give money?"
"This is marketing! The Lingyun Temple was very shrewd. The moment the top 50 rankings were posted, it instantly aroused the desire of these rich people to compete!”
"Other than the name, you don't dare to donate too little! Tsk, no wonder Lingyun Temple could have its current scale!”
"That's why the Monk Temple can be said to be a profit-making enterprise now. The key is that one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer.”
"Indeed, there's nothing much to say. It's just that seeing them use the banner of compassion to say that they can save all living beings, but do things that are more profligate than anyone else, this feeling…ha, it's just unpleasant!”
"Hahaha, the key is that there are still so many people who believe it.”
"It feels like this money is the IQ tax they paid!”
Lingyun Temple's behavior made the audience feel disgusted.
He looked at the celebrities in front of him who were putting checks into the donation box.
Shen Fei silently touched his pocket.
"Hey, Xiaoyu, do you have any cash on you?”
"In cash? Who would bring cash out now?"
Hearing Shen Fei's words, Yuan Xiaoyu was a little confused.
"I do have a few yuan here. I was going to throw it into the wishing well…"
Fang Qiuwan took out a few coins from her bag.
Shen Fei took one.
"Thanks!"
"Hey, Shen Fei, why do you need cash?”
Hearing Xiao Yu's question, Shen Fei smiled.
"What else can I do? Donate money!"
As he spoke, he ignored everyone's stunned gazes.
He cut the queue and walked to a Merit Box. Under everyone's gaze, he threw the coin in.
Then, he shamelessly took a blessed gift from the little monk's hand.
This natural and smooth, textbook shameless behavior shocked everyone present.
The noisy venue was eerily quiet.
"F * ck! Awesome!"
"Hahaha, this is the feeling! They're back, they're all back! Shen Fei's awesome voice broke."
"Although it's not a lot of money, isn't this one yuan of yours a little…crazy? Hahahaha ~"
"Most importantly, Shen Fei even took the gift…Does IQ have to be paid taxes? He, Shen Fei, will not suffer a loss!"
"Aiyo, my stomach. Shen Fei, can we have some baggage? You are a streamer with millions of fans! How are we supposed to face the fact that we are your fans?"
"Because of that crosstalk, I fell into a pit. In the end, who knew that this was actually a f * cking bottomless pit! Shen Fei, let me out!"
"You don't even frown when you give a bottle of wine that costs 800,000 yuan to someone. This one yuan of yours…you're really going to force Buddha to appear before you're satisfied, right?？”
"Sigh, we can't just let them be. Lingyun Temple has grasped the vanity of these people. I really don't know how much money they've gotten over the years. I just don't know if they'll pay taxes on the incense money they donated! It's funny!"
……
gurgle ~
She swallowed her saliva.
There was finally a sound in the strange hall.
Everyone slowly recovered from their daze.
She thought about Shen Fei's completely unreasonable actions.
Everyone's gaze landed on Master Yan Qing.
The latter's face flushed red.
Shen Fei's actions were like slapping his face in public.
Endure or not, Yanqing, endure!
"F * ck?"
The redness on Yanqing's face gradually receded.
Shen Fei was dumbfounded.
"What kind of willpower does this guy have? This can't anger him?"
Seeing that the Buddha Bathing Festival was about to end, Shen Fei was a little anxious.
"Eh?"
Suddenly thinking of something, Shen Fei looked at Master Yan Qing with a strange expression.
Under everyone's gaze, he walked over.
"What does he want?"
"I don't know!"
"Is this person crazy? Was he deliberately trying to anger Master Yan Qing? But why did he do that?”
"I don't know!"
Shen Fei came in front of Master Yan Qing and suddenly asked a question that confused everyone.
"Master Yan Qing, have you ever broken your precepts?”
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