Supernatural: I, who pretended to be a Taoist Master, was broadcasted live.
8 As everyone knows, I’m not a heavenly master!

Zhang Ling

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At this moment, there was a cliff in front of him and a barren land behind him. There were no recognizable signs everywhere.

Zhang Lingyu took out his phone and wanted to call for help. However, the Noxious phone, which was famous for its signal, had no signal at this time.

Could it be that this place was so desolate that even the signal tower's signal could not cover it?

But something was wrong!

Lu Ruotong was still broadcasting.

Is my phone broken?

It couldn't be. He didn't even fall.

"Celestial Master, Celestial Master, come and greet the netizens in my livestream. They worship you.”

Just as Zhang Lingyu was fretting over how to leave this barren land, Lu Ruotong hopped over to him.

This woman was too big-hearted. She was still thinking about the live broadcast at a time like this.

Moreover, he kept trying to make others believe in supernatural events. Wasn't he asking for a ban?

Would Guo Jia allow you to spread this?

Even if it was true, it had to be explained by science. He had no consciousness at all.

"I'm not."

"I didn't."

"Don't talk nonsense."

Zhang Lingyu quickly waved his hand, not daring to admit it.

However, since he had appeared on camera and this matter had been broadcast live, he definitely could not escape responsibility.

Moreover, he took a look at the pace of the live broadcast. It was too scary. Almost all the bullet comments believed it.

Every word and sentence was exactly the same as the devotees he had fooled before.

This was bad. If something big happened, he might even be on the trending searches tomorrow.

Therefore, in order to reduce the impact of this matter, he planned to explain himself.

Taking a deep breath, he entered the state and transformed into an atheist science program commentator.

He started to perform in Mandarin.

"Hello, everyone watching the live broadcast. I am the commentator for this science program.”

"Everyone must be wondering why I came here to explain so many strange things that happened before and make everyone believe in science.”

"Actually, everything that happened before was just special effects and deception that has been passed down since ancient times.”

After saying this, the bullet comments in the live broadcast room stopped for a few seconds.

It was another twist that they had not expected.

When this person started spouting nonsense, it was simply a set of things. It was impossible to believe it or not. It made people silly.

Lu Ruotong was even more dumbfounded. Then, she held her stomach and squatted down to laugh, causing the camera to shake crazily.

Zhang Lingyu was prepared for this. He stepped forward and lifted Lu Ruotong up.

"Stand properly! Be serious!"

"Okay, okay, okay. You can play however you want. I'll be your camera stand.”

Lu Ruotong covered her mouth and tried to hold back her laughter.

He pointed the camera on his forehead at Zhang Lingyu's position and made an OK gesture.

Zhang Lingyu continued his lecture.

"Why would I say that? Because from the moment you believed that I was a heavenly master, you were destined to be led by the nose by me. Even if you were deceived by me, you would still obediently count the money for me.”

"Let's not talk about the special effects first. I'm going to briefly explain the scientific principles behind the deception.”

"First of all, look at my peach wood sword. Isn't it just an ordinary peach wood sword?”

Zhang Lingyu paused for a moment and controlled the rhythm.

Give the bullet screen some time to understand what he was saying.

"If you believe me, then this is the beginning of being deceived, because I've already smeared turnip on the peach wood sword.”

"As everyone knows, turnip will turn red like blood when it comes into contact with soda water.”

Zhang Lingyu started to show the blood on the mahogany sword in slow motion.

He gently rubbed his hand on the peach wood sword twice, and the peach wood sword instantly turned red.

"This is the Ghost-slaying Trick that most deceptive Mages use.”

"Now, let's talk about how to make the peach wood sword catch fire. I don't suggest that everyone experiment on this because there is a certain risk.”

"As everyone knows, white phosphorous can spontaneously combust. I used a mixture of white phosphorous and carbon dioxide to make the mahogany sword catch fire.”

Zhang Lingyu took out a small glass bottle and hid it in his palm.

Then, he quickly sprinkled the liquid on the peach wood sword.

Then, he waved it quickly in the air to accelerate the decomposition of carbon dioxide.

Not long after, the peach wood sword caught fire.

"The last step is actually the simplest step.”

"Rosin that has been ground into fine powder is extremely easy to ignite, and after burning, it will emit a special golden light effect.”

" I hid the pine powder in my sleeves. As I waved my arms, the pine powder would float out. When it touched the burning peach wood sword, it would naturally emit a golden light and even help to fuel the flames.”

Zhang Lingyu waved his arms.

Immediately, golden dust flew in the air, and the peach wood sword burst into flames. The so-called golden light of the mysterious gate was artificially created.

"See, this is a smokescreen."

"Using chemical principles to achieve an effect that ordinary people can't understand.”

"Therefore, everyone should study hard and advocate science. Don't be like me, indulging in false Daoism.”

"It's almost time to go home. Goodbye, everyone.”

After saying that, Zhang Lingyu snatched Lu Ruotong's phone and turned off the live broadcast.

However, he could still see some bullet comments.

"Everyone knows that turnip and soda water can ward off evil spirits.”

"As we all know, white phosphorous fire is a common material used by mages to start a fire.”

"As everyone knows, pine resin powder is an essential material for heavenly masters to exorcise evil!”

"As everyone knows, I'm not a heavenly master!”

What the f * ck!

These fickle netizens were poisonous!

Did I perform for nothing?

hiss ~

Zhang Lingyu panicked for no reason.

Something's not right. Why do I feel like I'm the only normal person?

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