Offensive Crosstalk Actor, Online Again!
After Li Yunyang introduced himself, Guo Gang said,""Alright, now that this stage is for the two of you, I'm leaving.”
As soon as Guo Gang said this, Chu Yunjie immediately went forward and said,"Master, just stand there and watch. I will definitely not let you go back standing.”
"What does that mean?" Guo Gang was confused. He asked,"What? Are you trying to cripple me? Carry the palanquin back?"
The moment Guo Gang said this, everyone burst into laughter again.
"How would I dare? I'll definitely make you laugh and bend over!”Chu Yunjie laughed.
After he finished speaking, the audience below the stage finally understood. They all laughed along. The moment they opened their mouths, they threw out such a big burden.
Chu Yunjie was indeed the pillar of the Yunde Society. However, Guo Gang also laughed when he heard this. He pointed at Chu Yunjie and was speechless for a long time.
As expected, he did not see wrongly. Chu Yunjie used it as the finale!
"Alright, alright, alright. I'll leave first.”Guo Gang said with a smile. He then turned around and left the stage for Chu Yun Jie and Li Yunyang.
After all, this was their time to show off!
After Guo Gang left the stage, the huge stage was dedicated to Chu Yun Jie and Li Yunyang. As they had rehearsed beforehand, it was very simple.
Chu Yunjie stood up and opened his fan. He fanned himself and spoke into the microphone,""Aiya, it's already past 12 o'clock, my friends.”
As the audience applauded, Li Yunyang immediately added,""Isn't that so? It's already after midnight.”
Chu Yunjie was elated when he heard this. He looked at Li Yunyang and mercilessly exposed him."It's twelve o'clock in the afternoon. How is it after midnight? Did you eat too many edamame in there and grow edamame in your brain?”
After Chu Yunjie finished speaking, the entire audience burst into laughter once again. He was really worthy of the title of an offensive crosstalk actor to start off with a scolding!
Chu Yunjie was the only one who could scold someone without using a single swear word!
Li Yunyang's face darkened when he heard Chu Yunjie's words. He stammered for a long time but couldn't say a word. His sullen expression made everyone laugh.
Even the disciples of the Yunde Society backstage couldn't help but laugh. At this time, they finally understood why Chu Yunjie was so popular. This burden was really too strong!
"Brother, you've just appeared and you've already thrown away a burden. No wonder you're so popular.”
"Yes, yes, yes. I'm dying of laughter. Hahaha. I'm dying of laughter when I see Li Yunyang's aggrieved expression.”
"Senior Brother, you really didn't use any vulgarities when you scolded him.”
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When the laughter gradually stopped, Chu Yunjie took the microphone and said to the audience again,"
"First of all, thank you, everyone. I'm very happy today and very fortunate to be working with my junior brother, Li Yunyang.”
"This is very rare. After all, you're the one who refuted me at the beginning.”Li Yunyang said with a fake smile. The displeasure on his face was obvious.
The crowd was once again amused by Li Yunyang's words. When they thought of the previous scene, they couldn't stop laughing.
When Chu Yunjie heard this, he immediately continued with a smile,"Although we have a very good relationship with the backers.”
When Li Yunyang heard this, he didn't retort. Instead, he replied honestly,""Yes, they do have a good relationship."
"However, there are very few opportunities for cooperation on stage.”Chu Yunjie lied through his teeth with a very natural expression.
Li Yunyang's eyes widened like copper bells when he heard this. He looked at Chu Yunjie and said,""Brother, if you think I'm not worthy, just say it. There are many opportunities for us to work together!”
Chu Yunjie didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard Li Yunyang's words.""Alright, alright, I remembered wrongly. I'll restate our relationship in front of all my friends.”
When Li Yunyang heard this, he was once again confused. He looked at the audience and then at Chu Yunjie."Is there a need to say that? Didn't you just introduce him?"
"That was just now. Now is now. I'm afraid that some of my friends are not too familiar with our relationship.”Chu Yunjie looked at Li Yunyang seriously, his eyes filled with sincerity.
When the audience who had already seen Chu Yunjie's performance heard this, they instantly had a bad feeling. They stared at Chu Yunjie and discussed.
"D * mn, no, I keep feeling a little strange. If I'm not wrong, I think Chu Yunjie's next sentence will be shocking!”
"I also have a feeling that Chu Yunjie's eyes are so sincere that it's a little scary.”
"Hahahaha, the truth is out. I thought I was the only one who felt this way. I didn't expect all of you to feel this way, hahaha!”
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The audience was discussing animatedly. Chu Yunjie listened to them all and instantly smiled. As expected of his fans, they knew him so well!
On the stage, Li Yunyang still didn't notice anything wrong. Instead, he looked at Chu Yunjie and said,""Alright, then tell me more about our relationship.”
When Chu Yunjie heard this, a sly look flashed across his eyes. He immediately put away the fan in his hand and smiled at the audience.
"Actually, you all know about our relationship just now, but there's another layer of relationship between us that I think you don't know about, right?”
When the audience heard Chu Yunjie's words, they were at a loss for words. Then, they said in unison,"I don't know!"
Chu Yunjie was quite satisfied.
Fortunately, the atmosphere was slightly lifted by him.
Immediately, Chu Yunjie opened his fan mysteriously and asked again,"Then do you want to know?"
As soon as Chu Yunjie said this, the atmosphere below the stage instantly became even higher. The audience began to speak one after another,"Yes!"
With that, a round of applause instantly sounded.
Guo Gang, Guo Dalin, and the members of the Yunde Society backstage were all shocked when they saw the scene in front of them. The atmosphere had been raised? That simple?
At the same time, Guo Gang also admired Chu Yun Jie from the bottom of his heart. As expected, Chu Yun Jie did not let him down!
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