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Are You Crazy?

The audience below the stage burst into laughter, and waves of applause rang out continuously. One after another, the entire Tianqiao Theater became lively.

Li Yunyang was pacing back and forth on the stage with an exasperated look on his face. He shook his head at Chu Yunjie, feeling a little indignant.

Then, he quickly walked up to Chu Yunjie and said angrily,"

"Chu Yunjie, I treated you like a senior brother, but I didn't expect you to be like this. Are you crazy?”

"Hey, hey, hey, you can eat this thing casually, but you can't say things carelessly. Why am I sick?”Chu Yunjie looked at Li Yunyang and asked immediately. His eyes were filled with confusion.

"You always break it in the middle. Aren't you sick? Can we finish it in one go?" Li Yunyang was flustered and exasperated. Even his breathing became hurried.

"No!" Chu Yunjie refused without hesitation. Li Yunyang's face turned pale with anger.

The audience burst into laughter again and applauded.

"Junior Brother, I didn't pause on purpose. It's because I'm short of breath! Friends, I am a hero!" Chu Yunjie said to the audience again.

It was as if Chu Yunjie was the one who had been wronged. Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he saw Chu Yunjie's acting skills. He could only say one word: awesome!

"No, are you still a hero? What do you mean?" Li Yunyang obviously didn't fall for Chu Yunjie's trick and continued to ask.

"Damn, you don't understand. I told you to study more, but you didn't. Are you ignorant now?”Chu Yunjie retorted with a mocking expression.

Li Yunyang's face turned ugly again after being rebuked by Chu Yunjie. He said indignantly,""Then tell me what happened."

"Damn, isn't this just a hero short of breath?”Chu Yunjie chuckled and cupped his fists at the audience.

"Good fellow, no one talks like this. Your mouth is really sharp!”Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he saw that he had been tricked again.

The audience below the stage laughed loudly, and the atmosphere rose again. Many of the audience members were laughing so hard that they fell back and forth.

" But the introduction is correct. If you don't believe me, you can tell me in front of your friends. Am I your father…" Chu Yunjie paused again.

Li Yunyang immediately cried out in surprise,""Ah!"

Chu Yunjie immediately added,""My godfather."

Li Yunyang immediately nodded when he heard this. He immediately sensed that something was wrong and waved his hand."No, no, what are you talking about?”

"How would I know? Why are you so rude? You have to interrupt whatever I say, and you still ask me what I'm talking about?”Chu Yunjie took the initiative and said with dissatisfaction.

"No, it's another generation.”Li Yunyang was instantly as anxious as an ant on a hot pan. He didn't know what to do.

"Damn, I really didn't know that you were so dirty.”Chu Yunjie clicked his tongue as he looked at Li Yunyang from head to toe and shook his head.

"No, who's dirty?" When Li Yunyang heard this, he immediately asked in return. Did he feel that he had been taken advantage of?

"Did I call your father godfather? That's right.”Chu Yunjie spread his hands.

"That's true." Li Yunyang nodded his head, his expression unperturbed.

The audience below the stage burst into laughter. Li Yunyang was really too stupid. Chu Yunjie had already taken advantage of him, yet Li Yunyang didn't know anything and just jumped down.

The applause and laughter lasted for more than ten minutes before it quieted down.

After seeing that the audience had calmed down, Chu Yunjie looked at Li Yunyang and said,""Let me ask you, do we have a friendship?”

"That's right. We're already performing at the same station. You're already my father's godson. How can we not have a relationship?”Li Yunyang replied without hesitation.

"We're still good friends, right?" Chu Yunjie asked again.

"Yes, a good friend who grew up wearing the same crotch.”Li Yunyang nodded and looked at Chu Yunjie.

Chu Yunjie stood up and walked to the stage. He looked at the audience and said,""Everyone, you also have friends around you. You have to pay attention to these words when making friends.”

When Li Yunyang saw this, he said unhappily,""What do you mean? He even told his audience, what? Am I not worthy?"

"No, no, you're not worthy. You're really worthy!”Chu Yunjie immediately returned to the stage and said happily,""What's so important about making friends? Do you know?"

"What? If I knew, would I still ask you?”Li Yunyang chuckled.

"Actually, this is also about the noble and the lowly. Friendship is seen, and friendship is seen.”Chu Yunjie said loudly.

"What? From what you said, do you think I'll let you see my wife naked in the future?”Li Yunyang picked up his fan and struck it at Chu Yunjie.

"Aiyo, how could you knock me? Isn't that an analogy?" Chu Yunjie rubbed his head in pain and complained.

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. He goes from room to room and doesn't avoid his wife. I didn't expect Chu Yunjie to be so good at taking advantage of others. Hahaha."

"If this were a palace drama, Li Yunyang might not even survive three episodes.”

"As expected of me waiting for so long. I'm dying of laughter, haha.”

When the audience saw this scene, they burst into laughter and discussed animatedly. They all prostrated themselves on Chu Yunjie's knees.

"Pfft, how can you use such an analogy?”Li Yunyang spat at the ground.

When Chu Yunjie saw this, he immediately pointed at the floor and said,""Look, you've vomited on the ground. Do you like to be clean?”

"No, a dragonfly flew in just now.”Li Yunyang said as he pretended to stomp his feet.

"A dragonfly flew in? Why didn't he fly in and kill you with a plane? You're spouting nonsense here every day!”Chu Yunjie said.

When Li Yunyang heard this, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He stammered for a long time but didn't say a word.

The audience burst into laughter again.

When Chu Yunjie saw this, he smiled again and said,""Hey, audience, do you know why you're so funny with him? Because the brothers have a good relationship!"

"That's right. We have a friendship here.”Li Yunyang chuckled when he saw that Chu Yunjie had finally spoken.

The audience looked at Chu Yunjie and didn't say anything? Instantly, everyone was dumbfounded. What was Chu Yunjie up to this time?

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