Leaking Wine!
"This, you really want me to say it?" Chu Yunjie asked again, looking like he wanted to say something but hesitated.
When Li Yunyang heard this, he nearly gave Chu Yunjie a beating. Wasn't he just hanging his appetite by saying nothing?
Can't we just say what we have to say?
"Speak, speak faster. If you don't speak, this fan will knock down!”Li Yunyang held the fan in his hand as he spoke.
When the audience below the stage saw this scene, they instantly laughed out loud.
"Aiyo, this won't do. I'm dying of laughter. Li Yunyang's aggrieved look is too much. Haha."
"Hahaha, Chu Yunjie is too evil. He only knows how to keep people in suspense. Li Yunyang is going to cry from anxiety. Hahaha.”
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When Chu Yunjie saw Li Yunyang's actions, he immediately pretended to surrender and said,""Don't be like that. We're all good brothers and friends. How can we fight?”
Chu Yunjie took a few steps back after he finished speaking. He stopped a dozen steps away from Li Yunyang, afraid that Li Yunyang would have some sort of ulterior motive.
"Then are you going to tell me?" Li Yunyang asked again as the patience on his face gradually disappeared.
What was going on?
"Speak!" Chu Yunjie said without hesitation,""If you drink too much, you'll leak wine.”
Chu Yunjie chuckled.
When Li Yunyang heard this phrase, he found it refreshing. However, what did it mean?
"What do you mean by leaking wine? What does that mean?" Li Yunyang looked at Chu Yunjie in confusion.
When Chu Yunjie heard this, he clicked his tongue and smiled at Li Yunyang." If he had to go out to relieve himself after drinking, wouldn't that be leaking wine?”
Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard this. He had thought that something was wrong, but it turned out to be just this.
When the audience heard this, they instantly burst into laughter.
"Leaking wine, haha, I've learned another word.”
"D * mn, I can't take it anymore. I keep feeling like I'm driving.”
"Be confident. Get rid of your feelings. This is driving!”
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The atmosphere was instantly lifted by Chu Yunjie's joke. The audience laughed non-stop. Applause instantly sounded, and the laughter echoed in the Tianqiao Theater.
"Dad, Chu Yunjie is really amazing. He can even think of these lines, haha.”Guo Dalin was amused by Chu Yunjie's performance. He didn't expect Chu Yunjie to be so eloquent.
"That's because Chu Yunjie's lines are very good and he has a strong ability to adapt.”Guo Gang looked at Guo Dalin, feeling more and more unhappy. He was not as good as Chu Yunjie.
Guo Dalin's expression turned ugly after being ridiculed by Guo Gang. He had only praised Chu Yunjie a few times, but he didn't expect to be reprimanded by Guo Gang. It seemed that it was better for him to speak less.
Guo Dalin stopped talking and watched Chu Yunjie's performance.
However, it had to be said that Chu Yunjie's performance was really exciting enough. Even Guo Dalin couldn't help but admire Chu Yunjie.
On the stage, Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry after hearing Chu Yunjie's words. He looked at Chu Yunjie with disdain and said,""That's not called leaking wine. That's called losing your kidney, do you understand?”
"Damn, isn't it the same thing?”Chu Yunjie put his arm around Li Yunyang's shoulder and leaned in. Li Yunyang immediately pulled Chu Yunjie's shoulder away, looking like he was going to give up.
Li Yunyang opened his fan and gestured for Chu Yunjie to continue.
When Chu Yunjie saw this, he immediately continued,"At that time, the washroom was full. Let's go outside. It was dark and it was snowing heavily.”
"No, when did I go outside? How wicked!" Li Yunyang covered Chu Yunjie's mouth with his hand, his expression particularly interesting.
The audience below the stage watched the performance of these two people and instantly laughed out loud again.
Chu Yunjie stammered as he pulled Li Yunyang's hand away and said to the audience,""Do you want to continue listening?"
"Yes!" The audience immediately applauded.
The applause was deafening. It was as if those hands were not hands.
When Li Yunyang saw this, he realized that all the investors wanted to hear it. It seemed like he was going to be embarrassed!
Li Yunyang covered his face and said helplessly,""Alright, you can continue. But brother, we have to be realistic and steady!”
Li Yunyang looked as if he understood, but Chu Yunjie immediately looked as if he didn't understand. Li Yunyang gritted his teeth and chased after Chu Yunjie.
The audience burst into laughter when they saw Chu Yunjie being chased by Li Yunyang.
After a while, Chu Yunjie and Li Yunyang returned to the stage.
" Later, you went out to stand on the grass and pulled the zipper of your jacket. Whoosh! After you finished peeing, you came back. When you came back, you were still talking…" Chu Yunjie stopped talking.
Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He picked up the fan in his hand and knocked it on Chu Yunjie."Didn't you say that you're just here to keep me in suspense?”
"Aiyo, you knocked on me? What? Are you drunk? This wasn't the grass where you couldn't pee!”Chu Yunjie snatched Li Yunyang's fan away and stuffed it into his pocket.
"No, why did I pee? " Halfway through…" Li Yunyang was interrupted by Chu Yunjie.
"That's called being short of breath, you know!”Chu Yunjie shouted angrily. Then, he thought of something and chuckled."You don't understand. Your kidney is weak!"
Chu Yunjie's words caused the crowd to burst into laughter and applause.
"Hahaha, kidney deficiency. Chu Yunjie is so funny. He really likes to insult people.!”
"No, no, I'm laughing so hard that I'm having side stitches. Quick, quick, quick, first aid!”
"A hero is short of breath. Hahaha, I've learned it. In the future, if you stutter, say that you're short of breath.”
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Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he saw Chu Yunjie's reaction.
"Alright, alright, alright. You're a hero. Continue.”Li Yunyang could tell that he was no match for Chu Yunjie, so he immediately changed the subject.
When Chu Yunjie heard this, he immediately chuckled and said thoughtfully,"" At that time, you said it was cold outside and your legs were so weak…"
"That's ridiculous. Why didn't you pull me back then?”Li Yunyang said angrily as he looked at Chu Yunjie with dissatisfaction.
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