Why Don't You Play Drunken Fist?
If he didn't even pull her along, was he going to wait for her to be captured?
"Hey, weren't we drinking at that time? Of course, I also drank too much, and then you drank too much. Where else can we play Tai Chi?”Chu Yunjie chuckled.
"Ah?" Li Yunyang was dumbfounded. He was still playing Tai Chi? Why didn't he play Drunken Fist?
"That's right. Your set of Tai Chi made everyone cheer!”Chu Yunjie's words instantly raised the atmosphere.
Chu Yunjie demonstrated as he spoke. Heh, he had to admit that this demonstration was quite good. Every move he made was really a little too much.
"I didn't expect Chu Yunjie to know Tai Chi.”Guo Gang couldn't help but smile when he saw the scene on the stage.
Guo Dalin and the others were also a little surprised. They were even playing Tai Chi, but the audience seemed to like it.
Li Yunyang took a look. Wow, I'm quite powerful, huh? Immediately, Li Yunyang said smugly,""That's right. Although I haven't practiced Tai Chi before, I know a few moves.”
"That's right. It fell directly into the river ditch.”Chu Yunjie's sarcastic remarks made Li Yunyang's face darken when he realized that something was wrong.
"Pfft, haha, I fell into the river ditch. I'm dying of laughter, hahaha. Is this a Tai Chi competition with the fish?”
" F * ck! Li Yunyang's expression turned ugly. Chu Yunjie really doesn't need a reminder. Haha!"”
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"Then, you said that you wanted to send me, and I agreed to drive me. If I didn't drink too much, would I dare to ask you to send me?”
Chu Yunjie sensed Li Yunyang's displeasure and immediately changed the topic. His desire to live was very strong.
As expected, Li Yunyang immediately forgot about what had just happened. He looked at Chu Yunjie in surprise and said,"
"You drank quite a bit too, and you actually agreed to give it to me? What? Do you want to die with me?"
The crowd burst into laughter again when Li Yunyang said this.
Seeing Chu Yunjie's shocked expression, the audience burst into laughter.
He didn't expect Chu Yunjie, who had been scolding others, to be scolded back! Was there anything more shocking than this?
"Hahaha, f * ck, no way, right? My Brother Chu has actually been rebutted? Is this a joke?"
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. I didn't expect to see this scene in my lifetime. Good!"
"Brother Chu, fight him! Fight to the death! Li Yunyang, you're in trouble, hahaha!"
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The audience was in a heated discussion, but Chu Yunjie's lips curled into a smile. He had deliberately set up the plot just now!
He did not expect these people to have such a big reaction.
Chu Yunjie looked at Li Yunyang in surprise.""Die with you? There's no need for that, but you should be able to get a lot of money if you die.”
"What do you mean?" Li Yunyang asked immediately, his eyes filled with confusion.
Chu Yunjie glanced at Li Yunyang in surprise.""Don't you understand?"
"I don't understand." Li Yunyang spread his hands in confusion.
Chu Yunjie shook his head helplessly and chuckled.""The price of pork has risen! Braised pork is more expensive!"
After Chu Yunjie finished his sentence, the audience was stunned for a moment before they burst into laughter.
The applause was so intense that it drowned out Chu Yunjie and Li Yunyang's voices.
"Haha, I already knew why my Brother Chu would be scolded. He has always been the one to scold others! Haha!"
"The price of pork has risen. Haha, this sentence is so realistic that even Li Yunyang can't refute it!”
"What a good insinuation, killing with a borrowed knife. Haha, Brother Chu is awesome!”
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Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry as he looked at Chu Yunjie.
She paced back and forth impatiently, wanting to scold Chu Yunjie, but she realized that she had no words to say.
Li Yunyang had no choice but to give up. With a dark expression, he said,""Alright, continue. Did we finish drinking and go on our way?”
"We have to go on the road. At that time, I was sitting here and you were driving. After driving for 70 meters, I was wondering why my headlights weren't turned on.”Chu Yunjie said this and then made a gesture of observing the headlights.
"And then? What happened?" Li Yunyang asked eagerly.
"When I got out of the car, I saw that the lid of the machine was open.”Chu Yunjie looked as if he had suddenly realized something. Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Did you forget to turn it off?" Li Yunyang said.
"That's right. I asked you to drive it." Chu Yunjie laughed.
"No, why do you want me to open the lid?”Li Yunyang asked in disbelief.
"Isn't it because the machine is hot? Once the lid is opened, the heat will dissipate faster!" Chu Yunjie demonstrated as he spoke.
It had to be said that Chu Yunjie's acting skills were really good. With such a demonstration, he really looked good.
This demonstration instantly made the audience burst into laughter and applause.
" Is it that cooling?!" Li Yunyang's eyes widened when he saw Chu Yunjie's actions. He was so angry that he almost closed his eyes!
When Chu Yunjie saw Li Yunyang's furious expression, he immediately went up to him and hugged him again.""Hey, don't be so serious. Brothers are good. Why do you say brothers are good?”
Chu Yunjie said and immediately gave him a thumbs up.
"What? What are you trying to say?" Li Yunyang looked at Chu Yunjie and immediately kept his distance.
"Look, many of the audience today are friends, some are lovers, some are boyfriends and girlfriends, some are ordinary friends, and some are good friends. We treat you as a friend.”
Chu Yunjie said as he walked towards the edge of the stage, instantly causing a commotion.
Chu Yunjie knew when to stop. When he saw that it was about time, he immediately returned to the stage.
"Isn't that so? We're all friends." Li Yunyang echoed.
"Don't look at us standing on the stage. We have the same status as you. No matter who you are, once you enter this room, no matter if you are a big businessman, a banker, a big boss, a great painter, a great poet, a martial artist, a lady from any African country, a chief of any tribe…"
Before Li Yunyang could finish, Chu Yunjie interrupted him mercilessly.""Those things you said, if they don't come here, look at how they gave you face.”
Chu Yunjie's retort made the audience burst into laughter again.
Guo Gang and the others also applauded.
This wave of rebuttal was so sudden.
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