A Good Wife and Mother?
Chu Yunjie saw that the audience was attracted to him and immediately laughed. He continued,"Actually, how should I put it? Birds follow phoenixes. I'm just a small sparrow, only this big.”
Chu Yunjie said as he measured the size of the bird. He then pointed at himself and chuckled.
"Little bird? You said you were a little bird? What was this? If you're a bird, then aren't I a bird too? Nonsense!" Li Yunyang slapped the table with a displeased expression.
When the audience below the stage heard this, they were even more dumbfounded. What was this?
Chu Yunjie continued to look at Li Yunyang and said,""Damn, you're different."
"I'm different? Then what am I?" Li Yunyang immediately asked, his eyes filled with doubt.
Chu Yunjie chuckled and said,""You're a big bird, a phoenix."
"You mean, I'm a phoenix?”Li Yunyang felt a little happier when he heard this. How could he not be happy to finally hear Chu Yunjie say something nice?
" That's right. You're a big phoenix. For example, even this mortal bird has to go to the western paradise to worship Buddha. If I go, I'll be in big trouble. My wings are so big, flapping…"
Chu Yunjie opened his arms wide and made a bird flying gesture on the stage. With the flapping sound of his mouth, the audience burst into laughter.
Even Li Yunyang couldn't help but laugh. This Chu Yunjie was really trying to defame the first place.
"Haha, Aiyo, I didn't expect my Prince Charming to be so interesting. This action is so funny, haha.”
"Pfft, haha, I'm dying of laughter. I can't take it anymore, I can't watch anymore. Chu Yunjie is really powerful, either he doesn't say anything or he's holding back his big move, hahaha.”
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The audience below the stage laughed wildly. Looking at Chu Yunjie's actions, expression, and tone on the stage, it was simply too exquisite!
Li Yunyang smiled as he held onto the platform and pulled Chu Yunjie along.
"Alright, alright, I got it. Then?”Li Yunyang pulled Chu Yunjie back onto the stage and asked with a smile.
"But you're different. The big phoenix's wings spread open, and you arrived after three to five rounds of investigation. You easily went to heaven.”Chu Yunjie opened his mouth and chuckled at Li Yunyang.
As soon as he said this, the entire audience burst into laughter again!
"Hahaha, f * ck, I can't take it anymore. I'm going to heaven, hahaha! I'm dying of laughter. I knew my idol wouldn't let me down! Hahaha!"
"Pfft, hahaha, if you don't shock people with your words, you won't stop until you die. The offensive crosstalk actor really didn't wrongly accuse him, hahaha!”
"I'm begging for the shadow in Li Yunyang's heart. Haha, I'm dying of laughter!”
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The audience burst into laughter.
Even Guo Gang and the others were dumbfounded by this unexpected turn!
"No, Chu Yunjie is killing me. Haha, what kind of lines are these?”Guo Dalin laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his back. He leaned on the table and laughed non-stop.
Even Guo Gang couldn't stop smiling as he looked at Chu Yunjie with admiration and admiration.
Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard Chu Yunjie's words. After the laughter died down, Li Yunyang said,""So you're saying that I'll die a crisper death?”
"No, I'm just complimenting you. What if I want to go? I'm just biting a feather from your tail and borrowing your strength to follow you.”Chu Yunjie smiled as he walked behind Li Yunyang and looked around.
Li Yunyang walked around a few times but didn't find anything on his body. He asked,""No, what are you looking at?"
"Isn't this to see if you have any hair?”Chu Yunjie said seriously.
Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard this. The audience below the stage also laughed.
"No, isn't that a metaphor? What? Do you really think I have hair?" Li Yunyang stood there and looked at Chu Yunjie unhappily.
Chu Yunjie knocked his head when he heard that. Damn, that was really the case. Then, Chu Yunjie said seriously again,"This bird flies far away with the phoenix. She wanted to be with virtuous people again.”
"That's right. You have to be with good people.”Li Yunyang immediately agreed.
"Then do you know why I'm with you?”Chu Yunjie suddenly looked at Li Yunyang and said seriously.
Li Yunyang's heart skipped a beat when he saw Chu Yunjie's serious expression. This didn't feel right.
"Why?" Li Yunyang said in a trembling voice as he subconsciously took a few steps back from Chu Yunjie.
This action instantly made the audience laugh.
"Eh? Why are you avoiding me? Do you think I can eat you?" Chu Yunjie saw that Li Yunyang was far away from him.
He was a little unhappy and was about to step forward when Li Yunyang stopped him.
"That's not the case. Tell me quickly, why are you with me?”Li Yunyang immediately changed the topic and kept his distance from Chu Yunjie.
When Chu Yunjie heard this, he stopped in his tracks and said to Li Yunyang,""It's mainly because you're virtuous.”
"Hey, hey, hey, you're too polite." When Li Yunyang heard Chu Yunjie praise him, he immediately approached Chu Yunjie with a smile.
When Chu Yunjie saw Li Yunyang's happy expression, a sly glint flashed across his eyes. He smiled and said,""That's why I say that you're the representative of a good wife and mother!”
"Pfft, haha! Awesome, too awesome! Haha, Li Yunyang was tricked again!”
"The representative of a good wife and loving mother. Haha, I'm dying of laughter. Li Yunyang has been ridiculed so miserably, haha!”
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Chu Yunjie had once again stirred up the atmosphere, and everyone burst into laughter.
Even Guo Gang and the others didn't know whether to laugh or cry. The two of them were so well-coordinated. Chu Yunjie's joke was so well-designed.
This echo, coupled with the change in expression, really made the audience feel like they were there.
" Where did this good wife and loving mother come from?!" Li Yunyang glared at Chu Yunjie and gritted his teeth.
However, Li Yunyang did not stop Chu Yunjie from continuing. He wanted to see what Chu Yunjie would say next.
Chu Yunjie didn't seem to notice Li Yunyang's expression. Instead, he continued,""This is the most basic thing. That's why there's a relationship between a noble and a lowly. Aiya, this noble and a lowly, let's give an example.”
"Alright, give me an example." Li Yunyang made an invitation.
The audience below the stage also looked forward to Chu Yunjie's golden sentence.
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