A Child Care?
Chu Yunjie didn't delay and said directly,""Take you for example. If you are a laid-off worker, your family conditions are very difficult, and the house you live in is also very difficult. It is riddled with holes.”
"What's wrong? It's raining, and it's going to kill people?" Li Yunyang asked in surprise.
"It's drizzling outside and it's raining inside. It's raining outside and it's raining heavily inside. Sometimes, when the rain is too heavy, the whole family will go to the Third Ring Road to take shelter.”Chu Yunjie continued.
Chu Yunjie's words made everyone burst into laughter.
"D * mn, he's still going to the Third Ring Road? Hahaha."
"Who knows, haha."
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After the applause and laughter died down, Li Yunyang asked,""I've never heard of it. Is there anyone who goes outside to take shelter from the rain?”
Li Yunyang was delighted when he heard this. He had seen people taking shelter from the rain inside their houses before, but this was the first time he had heard of someone taking shelter outside.
"At that time, you didn't have the time to eat.”Chu Yunjie spoke again, as if he was reminding him of something.
"Is it over if you don't have money?" Li Yunyang spread out his hands and didn't know whether to laugh or cry.""Come on, I've become a beggar."
The entire crowd burst into laughter again. When they saw Li Yunyang's helpless expression, they couldn't stop laughing.
"Then, your father's leg was hit by a car. The driver ran away, and the old man was bedridden all year round.”Chu Yunjie continued to make an analogy, and a smile flashed across his eyes.
"No, can you say something good?”Li Yunyang's expression changed. How could someone say something like that?
Chu Yunjie turned a blind eye to it and continued,""Then, your wife is sick all year round and can't go to work. Your child is waiting to go to school and has no money to pay the tuition fees.”
"Can it be any worse?"
"There are old and young people at home. You have to earn money. He was wearing a plastic fur coat.”
"Is there anyone who uses plastic to make a leather coat?”Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. It was one thing to make himself sound so miserable, but he didn't even have a complete set of clothes?
"There's only one tael of cotton on the cuff." Chu Yunjie demonstrated as he spoke, as if he really had cotton balls.
"There's still some cotton.”Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Then, you carried a bag on your back and held two 1981 Beijing Evening Post. You opened the door, and the wind blew on your face like a knife. The rain mixed with snow and fell on the ground, saying whether it was wet or not. In 1981, the Beijing Evening News reported that the Gang of Four had been crushed.“
Chu Yunjie said as he made the gesture of selling newspapers, instantly making everyone laugh.
Li Yunyang was also amused by Chu Yunjie's behavior. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry."What news is this? Is there anything you want?"
"No, then you walk along the river, against the wind. The Second Ring Road was bustling with traffic. Looking back at the lights of thousands of houses, how could the world be a place for you to settle down?”
"Do you even have the heart to die? When you think of the elders and children at home, when you sell the newspaper to buy food for them, you can't die even if you die.”Chu Yunjie paused for a moment.
Li Yunyang's interest was piqued when he heard this. He looked at Chu Yunjie and said,""I met you?"
"That's right. I'm driving a car. It's a good car. There's only one in Asia. I'm driving it.”
"I'm driving this car very far away. It's a black business car. The driver is sitting alone in the front row.”
Chu Yunjie said as he made that gesture, which instantly made everyone laugh again.
"Hahaha, tutu, are you sure that's not a tricycle?”
"I'm dying of laughter. This action is so funny, haha.”
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Li Yunyang grinned from ear to ear when he saw Chu Yunjie's actions. He looked at Chu Yunjie and said,""Alright, continue."
"Then, when I saw you, I felt that you looked familiar. Isn't this the guy who used to call me father when I was young?”Chu Yunjie said fiercely.
Li Yunyang, who had been laughing happily, turned pale when he heard this. He picked up his fan and slapped Chu Yunjie."I…"
"What, what, what? Why did you insist on doing it?”Chu Yunjie blocked Li Yunyang's path and forcefully snatched his fan away.
"Is that how you use your analogy?" Li Yunyang's mouth was full of vulgarities.
"Hey, let me finish. Didn't I see you? I thought that I shouldn't listen to you call me father for so long. I have to give you some money to let you live, right?”Chu Yunjie said.
"You're the only one who still has a conscience.”Li Yunyang didn't realize that Chu Yunjie had taken advantage of him again.
The audience below the stage was laughing so hard that they fell back and forth. This program was really getting more and more interesting!
Chu Yunjie saw that he had taken advantage of Li Yunyang, but he couldn't see anything. He immediately continued to laugh and said,""That's right. You've been my son for so long. How can I not give you money?“
When Li Yunyang heard this, his anger was instantly reignited. He said,""If it wasn't you, what would it be?"
"Look, you interrupted me again. Can't you hear me out?”Chu Yunjie once again pressed down on Li Yunyang's restless hand with a displeased expression.
"Fine, fine, fine. Tell me, if you're talking nonsense, I'll kill you!”
"Then, I followed you home. When I saw the situation at your house, I realized that this wasn't a place for people to live!”
"So you said that I'm not human?" Li Yunyang's expression changed drastically.
The audience below the stage finally managed to stop laughing. Li Yunyang's words caused them to burst into laughter again.
"I didn't expect Li Yunyang to become so smart. He understands now, haha.”
"You've been tricked for so long. Can you not be smart? Hahaha."
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Laughter and thunderous applause rang out, and the audience's mood soared.
"No, no. We're good friends. We've gone through thick and thin together, so I thought I should help you.”Chu Yunjie chuckled.
"How did you help?" Li Yunyang asked immediately.
Chu Yunjie chuckled and said with a sly look,""Isn't it because we lack a butler? You've been recruited."
Li Yunyang immediately waved his fan.""Alright, alright, alright. I won't talk to you anymore.”
With Li Yunyang's departure, the crosstalk ended!
The audience stood up one after another and gave a thunderous applause. Even Guo Gang and the others stood up and applauded.
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