A Crosstalk that Goes With Rice!
The moment Chu Yunjie said this, the audience burst into laughter, followed by a round of applause.
"I didn't expect this Yunde Club to be so expensive. They even have to buy a refrigerator and washing machine, hahaha.”
"I don't know if Yunde Society is still hiring. I don't care about the refrigerator and washing machine, I just want people to give them to me, hahaha.”
"No, no, I'm dying of laughter."
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On the stage, Chu Yunjie was counting with his fingers. As he counted, he muttered something.
The more Li Yunyang listened, the more he felt that something was amiss. He hurriedly pulled Chu Yunjie aside and said with a dumbfounded expression,"
"Wait, what am I going to do? I went to buy a refrigerator, a TV, and a washing machine. What am I doing?”
It was understandable to drop by to give food and drinks, but what about home appliances? What kind of family was this? Did he have a mine at home?
Li Yunyang muttered to himself. The more he listened, the more he felt that something was amiss.
"You're visiting, aren't you?" Chu Yunjie spread his hands, and his innocent look made everyone laugh again.
He had seen people taking advantage of others, but he had never seen someone take advantage of others like this.
Many of the audience members took out the papers from their pockets. They were laughing so hard that they were crying.
Chu Yunjie was really good at throwing away burdens. He threw them one by one, causing the audience to laugh non-stop.
"What did you say?" Li Yunyang asked again with a serious expression.
On the stage, Chu Yunjie was the first to be stunned when he heard Li Yunyang's words.""What? Aren't we just visiting?"
"Is this a visit? Am I moving for you? Isn't that right?" Li Yunyang snorted and tilted his head, not even looking at Chu Yunjie.
When Chu Yunjie heard this and saw that Li Yunyang was angry, he immediately waved his hand and said with a smile,""No, we're returning the favor.”
Reciprocity? Chu Yunjie had to give him something, right?
Did he have to give her an air conditioner, a water heater, and a microwave? These things were good.
When Li Yunyang heard this, his expression became a little better. He immediately put on a smile and said,""Then do you have to give me something too?”
When Chu Yunjie heard this, he immediately slammed the table and said sternly,"Isn't that so? I'm going to buy a popsicle. I'm going to see him.”
After Chu Yunjie finished speaking, he immediately made a gesture of sucking on a popsicle.
"Pfft, hahaha, popsicle, I'm dying of laughter, hahaha, Chu Yunjie is awesome!”
"It's too appetizing. Someone gave you home appliances, but you're actually eating popsicles. Hahaha!”
"D * mn, no way, right? It was fine if he was speeding, but why didn't he say anything when he turned?”
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When the audience saw Chu Yunjie eating the popsicle, they instantly laughed out loud and did not forget to comment.
Even Guo Gang couldn't stop laughing when he heard Chu Yunjie's words and saw his expression.
As for Guo Dalin and the others, they were already laughing so hard that they couldn't even straighten their backs. They were all full of admiration for Chu Yunjie!
Chu Yunjie's acting skills and appearance made him laugh to death!
On the stage, even Li Yunyang couldn't help but laugh. Chu Yunjie's actions were too exquisite. His acting skills were indeed extraordinary.
After sorting out his emotions, Li Yunyang immediately said angrily,""Wait, what are you buying?"
Chu Yunjie immediately replied seriously,""I'm buying a popsicle. Don't tell me you heard it as a freezer?”
At this point, Chu Yunjie waved his hand and explained,"No, I just bought a popsicle.”
Chu Yunjie looked as if he couldn't avoid it, afraid that Li Yunyang would mistake it for a freezer.
Everyone burst into laughter when they saw Chu Yunjie's continuous movements.
"I've seen scammers, but I've never seen such scammers!”
When Li Yunyang heard this, he finally understood. He glared at Chu Yunjie angrily and snorted.
"Oh, you bought me a popsicle and went to eat it. Then, didn't you buy a stick to look at me? Is it appropriate?"
Chu Yunjie pondered for a moment and said,""It's not suitable."
Li Yunyang immediately became excited when he heard this. He looked at Chu Yunjie and snorted coldly again."You also know that it's not suitable? Why don't you buy a box of popsicles?"
Li Yunyang was fuming. The more he looked at Chu Yunjie, the more uncomfortable he felt.
Chu Yunjie chuckled and changed the topic."That won't do. I have to buy some snacks and fruits at least.”
When Li Yunyang heard this, he smiled and said,""Yes, yes, yes, that's right. That's more like it! Let's go, let's go buy something…"
Before Li Yunyang could finish his sentence, Chu Yunjie's heart skipped a beat. He was really buying something? He didn't have any money in his pocket.
Chu Yunjie's eyes widened and he immediately changed the topic. He said seriously,""Didn't we do it a few days ago? I'm going to Xidan, the capital of God, for a vacation."
When the audience heard this, they instantly laughed out loud. Chu Yunjie was indeed Chu Yunjie, a stingy man.
As soon as he heard that he wanted to buy something, he immediately changed the topic.
When Li Yunyang heard this, he instantly forgot what he had wanted to say. Chu Yunjie quickly led him astray and he said disdainfully,"
"Where? You call a trip to Xidan a vacation? That's called shopping."
Chu Yunjie's face instantly turned ugly after being exposed by Li Yunyang. He chuckled and continued,"
"Yes, I went shopping in Xidan and happened to pass by their house. They live near Xidan. Just think about how rich the people around Xidan are.”
Li Yunyang was amused when he heard this. Chu Yunjie started bragging again. Li Yunyang immediately exposed him without blinking."Yes, they are all bungalows."
Chu Yunjie's face fell when he heard that. He stammered for a long time and said without hesitation,"So what if it's a bungalow? The courtyard house is rich. I took a look and saw that this is the Sun residence.”
Li Yunyang saw that Chu Yunjie wanted to brag, so he didn't stop him. Instead, he agreed,""Yes, that's right. The courtyard house is rich.“
When Chu Yunjie saw that Li Yunyang had taken the bait, a sly look flashed across his eyes. He pointed at Li Yunyang and said,""This grandson, let me tell you! I have to go in and take a look at this grandson.”
When the audience heard this, they immediately understood the homonym in Chu Yunjie's words and burst into laughter.
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