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You're the Grandson!

"666, Chu Yunjie didn't even use vulgarities when he cursed, hahaha, this homonym is so harmonious, hahaha!”

"When I saw Chu Yunjie's depressed look, I knew he was going to use his ultimate move. It was just as I expected. I'm dying of laughter!”

………………

When the audience laughed, Li Yunyang, who was on the stage, finally realized what was going on. He looked at Chu Yunjie with a dark expression. Oh no, he had been tricked again!

Li Yunyang pulled Chu Yunjie back, his eyes turning ugly as he said angrily,""Wait, do you believe that I will slap you to death?”

When Chu Yunjie heard this, he immediately waved his hand and said angrily,""Why did you slap me when you were doing a good crosstalk?”

Chu Yunjie snickered as he spoke, and the look on his face became even more obvious.

When Li Yunyang heard this, he was stunned. Didn't he know why he was smoking?

Li Yunyang then looked at Chu Yunjie and sneered.""What are you cursing at? Do you think I can't tell? He couldn't understand what he was saying. Why don't you call your grandson the Sun residence?"

Li Yunyang's words instantly caused everyone to burst into laughter. Everyone was laughing so hard that they fell back and forth.

Chu Yunjie was so angry that his tongue stuck out. Hahaha, the audience applauded and looked forward to Chu Yunjie's retort.

It would be strange if Chu Yunjie could endure it.

When Chu Yunjie heard this, he immediately pretended to be dumb. He rubbed his head and said to Li Yunyang,""Eh eh eh? Do I have a big tongue? How about we call it the Sun Residence?"

When Li Yunyang heard this, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He hadn't expected Chu Yunjie to be so eloquent that Li Yunyang didn't know what to do.

He didn't know whether to answer or not. He looked like he was in a dilemma.

The audience burst into laughter again.

Seeing that it was about time, Chu Yunjie continued to change the topic."Hey, this is the Sun manor, and the Chu manor is next door. I have to go in and take a look.”

Chu Yunjie deliberately paused and turned to look at Li Yunyang.

Li Yunyang reacted quickly. He immediately looked at Chu Yunjie and asked,""Who is it?"

Chu Yunjie chuckled when he saw Li Yunyang's curious expression. He pointed at Li Yunyang and said to the audience,""His little wife."

Chu Yunjie's expression immediately turned wretched as soon as he finished speaking. He covered his mouth with his hands and laughed. That look was as wretched as it could be!

The audience burst into laughter again for several minutes.

When Li Yunyang heard this, he nodded and said,""To my little wife."

Suddenly, Li Yunyang noticed Chu Yunjie's wretched expression and realized that something was wrong. He immediately looked at Chu Yunjie and asked,""Hey, wait a minute. Why are you so beautiful? Also, what do you mean by a little wife?"

Li Yunyang's expression immediately turned serious as he looked at Chu Yunjie, as if he wanted an explanation.

When Chu Yunjie saw that Li Yunyang was angry, he immediately put away his wretched expression. He rubbed his mouth and said in a serious tone,""Let's put it this way."

"Yes, go ahead. I'm listening.”Li Yunyang snorted coldly. He wanted to see what Chu Yunjie had to say.

When Chu Yunjie heard this, he was instantly overjoyed. He wiped his saliva and pointed at Li Yunyang before saying to the audience,"

"Actually, you guys don't know this, right? Li Yunyang's marriage was particularly bumpy.”

When Li Yunyang heard this, he immediately reacted. He looked at Chu Yunjie with dissatisfaction and said,""Wait, what kind of adjectives are these?”

Bumpy? He was still troubled? Did his wife die or something? Wasn't this cursing him?

When Chu Yunjie saw that Li Yunyang had interrupted him, he immediately put his finger in the middle of his mouth and gestured for Li Yunyang to keep quiet.

Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry as he looked at Chu Yunjie. He opened his mouth a few times, wanting to say something, but eventually gave up and waved his hands.

Chu Yunjie smiled in satisfaction when he saw this. He then looked at the audience and continued,"Do you know why?"

"I don't know!" The audience immediately responded, applauding and cheering as they looked at Chu Yunjie with anticipation.

Chu Yunjie sighed and looked at the audience with tears and snot in his eyes."Actually, Li Yunyang got married when he was four.”

Li Yunyang stared at Chu Yunjie in disbelief.

The audience below the stage laughed so hard that they fell back and forth. Some even slammed the table.

"Hahaha! Four years old, hahaha, is this a child betrothal?”

"I'm dying of laughter. Chu Yunjie's words are really shocking.”

"I can't take it anymore. I'm laughing until I'm out of breath."

……………

The originally serious atmosphere in the hall instantly turned into laughter because of Chu Yunjie's words.

After Chu Yunjie said this, he subconsciously glanced at Li Yunyang. Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He could only swallow it and look at the audience."I…I was just anxious."

Li Yunyang immediately realized something and asked Chu Yunjie,""What is this called?"

"Child bride." Chu Yunjie opened his fan and fanned himself.

As a veteran actor of Yunde Society, he had appeared many times with fans.

When Li Yunyang heard this, he thought, Heh, that's really the case. Li Yunyang looked at Chu Yunjie and asked again,""Who's raising who?"

When Chu Yunjie heard this, his expression turned wretched again. He looked at Li Yunyang and chuckled before walking off the stage. He looked at the audience and said,"

"He's a child bride. His wife isn't old either. She's forty-seven, or forty-eight.”

As he spoke, Chu Yunjie started counting with his fingers.

When the audience saw Chu Yunjie's actions and expression, they immediately burst into laughter.

She was already forty-seven or forty-eight years old. Chu Yunjie was good at scamming people!

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Chu Yunjie is too funny.”Guo Dalin laughed so hard that he leaned back and slammed the table.

"That's because Chu Yunjie knows how to create burdens.”Guo Gang also said with admiration. He looked at Guo Dalin beside him with a feeling of disappointment.

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