I Married a Grandma?
On the stage, Li Yunyang almost burst out laughing. Fortunately, he quickly adjusted himself and looked at Chu Yunjie, not knowing whether to laugh or cry."Does this mean that I married a grandmother?”
Chu Yunjie nodded without hesitation and said seriously,""That's why Li Yunyang and his wife have nothing in common.”
Li Yunyang was even more amused when he heard this. He suppressed the anger in his heart and sneered,""Yeah, it's so fresh."
Chu Yunjie didn't seem to notice Li Yunyang's displeasure. Instead, he continued to gloat over his misfortune."His wife doesn't play games with him."
When Li Yunyang heard this, the anger in his heart instantly erupted. He almost exploded on the spot."Aren't you talking nonsense?"
He was already 47 or 48 years old, yet he was still playing games? Why don't we play mahjong together?
Chu Yunjie was secretly delighted to see Li Yunyang like this. He waved his hand and smiled."We can't live together.”
When Li Yunyang heard this, he immediately overreacted and reprimanded Chu Yunjie.""Why did you divorce him? When I grow up, she'll be around the same age. Being widowed is better than being divorced, right?”
A divorce? If he died, wouldn't all his assets be his? It wasn't worth it to split the assets after divorcing.
After Li Yunyang said this, everyone burst into laughter.
Chu Yunjie didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard this. He then looked at Li Yunyang with a serious expression and reprimanded,""What thoughts? What thoughts?”
When Li Yunyang heard this, he immediately chuckled. With a smile on his face, he said in a resentful tone,""I'll exhaust her to death."
Chu Yunjie couldn't continue after hearing that. He then said happily,""Then he left on his own.”
"That's asking him to leave." Li Yunyang pointed at Chu Yunjie with displeasure.
What the hell? A four-year-old marrying forty-seven?
When Chu Yunjie heard this, he clicked his tongue and continued to look at the audience."Later, Li Yunyang got married again."
When the audience heard this, they immediately perked up and looked at Chu Yunjie attentively, as if they were looking forward to Chu Yunjie's golden lines.
At the same time, the audience was also speculating that the next one would be in his seventies or eighties, right?
Thinking of this, the audience burst into laughter again.
Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He looked at Chu Yunjie and said,""And then you married another one?"
Fine, I guess I'll have to marry a whole team and marry one wife after another.
"That's right. It's good to marry this wife. She's quite beautiful. And virtuous." Chu Yunjie said word by word. His tone was full of praise, and his expression was mesmerized.
Li Yunyang finally smiled when he heard this. Damn it, Chu Yunjie had finally said something human after all this time.
Li Yunyang looked at Chu Yunjie and nodded immediately."Tsk, that's good. This wife is good.”
"That's right. His second uncle took him away.”Chu Yunjie's expression instantly turned cold. He spoke without a change in his expression.
After Chu Yunjie finished his words, the crowd burst into laughter again, accompanied by thunderous applause.
"Hahaha, I knew that Chu Yunjie was going to hold back his big move. Hahaha, he's now my second uncle's wife. Li Yunyang is so sullen.”
"I'm sure I'll be cuckolded, haha!”
"No, no, next time I watch crosstalk, I have to bring two bowls of rice to eat. Haha.”
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Not only the audience, but even Guo Gang and the others backstage could not help but laugh.
Guo Gang looked at Chu Yunjie with even more admiration.
This line foundation, this package design, they had completely surpassed him!
On the stage, Li Yunyang had yet to react when he heard this. Just as he said "yes", he suddenly felt that something was wrong and immediately asked,""No, why did my second uncle take it away?”
The crowd burst into laughter and clapped when Li Yunyang said this.
Chu Yunjie ignored Li Yunyang and continued,""Then, she became your third aunt.”
When Li Yunyang heard this, he picked up his fan and was about to hit Chu Yunjie. However, he didn't do so even after a long time.
Chu Yunjie took a glance and snatched Li Yunyang's fan away. His expression didn't change as he snorted.""What? You still want to hit me? Am I wrong?"
When Li Yunyang heard this, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. In the end, he could only look at Chu Yunjie and say,""Oh, at the end of the day, this wife is public?”
Chu Yunjie was stunned when he heard that. What kind of new phrase was that?
Chu Yunjie looked at Li Yunyang and asked seriously,""What public property?"
Li Yunyang was instantly amused when he heard this. He looked at Chu Yunjie and asked,""How did it become my third aunt?”
Chu Yunjie finally understood what Li Yunyang was talking about. His eyes darted around, but he didn't intend to answer Li Yunyang's question.
As she thought about it, she had it!
Chu Yunjie chuckled at Li Yunyang before changing the subject again.""Actually, this wife of yours is the prettiest.”
"Oh, this is mine for now." Li Yunyang nodded and scoffed at Chu Yunjie's words. He didn't refute or stop him. Instead, he watched Chu Yunjie continue to speak as if he was watching a show.
Seeing that the topic had been successfully changed, Chu Yunjie chuckled and said,""Miss Xianggang who was laid off."
Everyone burst into laughter again.
"Hahaha, Miss Xianggang, how many people have played this before? Haha, I'm dying of laughter.”
"I knew that Chu Yunjie wouldn't say anything good, haha.”
The laughter and applause from the audience continued. The atmosphere was lifted again and again.
"Can…can it look good?" At first, Li Yunyang didn't react in time. He had been smiling, but when he heard Chu Yunjie's words, his face darkened and he snorted coldly at Chu Yunjie.
"Of course it looks good." Chu Yunjie immediately said with a serious expression.
How could she not look good if she could be chosen as Miss Xianggang?
Even if she was laid off, she still had a good figure!
When Li Yunyang heard this, his face was filled with disbelief. He waved his hand and said,""He's already laid off. How good can he look?”
"I was laid off because I didn't have a backer.”Chu Yunjie put away his fan and said in a serious tone. He looked at Li Yunyang with disdain.
He didn't even know this, and he had even performed crosstalk for so long.
If you have a background, you'll be famous.
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