My Wife Is a Fatty?
When Li Yunyang heard Chu Yunjie's words, he finally understood what Chu Yunjie meant. He nodded and said,""Oh, she doesn't have anyone backing her up, which means she doesn't have a sugar daddy behind her?”
Chu Yunjie nodded with a smile and said," That's right. It was because she didn't have a sugar daddy to support her waist that she couldn't hold on any longer, so she was laid off.”
Sponsor was very important. If you didn't have a sponsor to support you, it would be difficult for you to do anything.
If you want to do good and have a smooth journey, you need someone to help you. The more capable this person is, the more he can help you. If this person is not capable, then your path will be difficult.
Seeing that Li Yunyang had finally understood, Chu Yunjie nodded.
"Is my wife a fatty?" Li Yunyang chuckled, his eyes filled with self-mockery.
Li Yunyang's feigned ignorance caused the audience to burst into laughter and applause.
Although Chu Yunjie's crosstalk was good, Li Yunyang's performance wasn't bad either. The two of them sang in unison and had quite the same taste.
When Chu Yunjie heard Li Yunyang's words, he immediately said,""What fatty? Your wife is skinny, very skinny.”
Li Yunyang was rendered speechless by Chu Yunjie's words.
Chu Yunjie thought of something and continued,"Oh right, after I married him, I came out of the house and sang as I walked.”
"What, you're singing?" When Li Yunyang heard this, he felt warm. His wife could sing?
Isn't this amazing?
She had to sing a song to open the door. A welcoming ceremony?
"What did she sing?" Li Yunyang asked impatiently. The audience was also looking at Chu Yunjie with anticipation.
Chu Yunjie chuckled when he saw Li Yunyang's curious expression. His expression became a little wretched again.
When the audience saw this, they immediately understood that Chu Yunjie would not have anything good to say next!
Sure enough, Chu Yunjie smiled and sang,"Open the door, open the door, it's Scholar Chu.”
Chu Yunjie immediately covered his mouth with his hand. The smile on his face became even more obvious, and at the same time, it became even more despicable.
When the audience saw this, they immediately laughed out loud. They finally understood the meaning of this line.
When Li Yunyang heard Chu Yunjie's words, he was stunned for a long time before he finally reacted.
In an instant, his expression changed from anger. However, he could not find any illness. He could only snort coldly and say,"You think you're a scholar with this appearance?”
When Chu Yunjie heard this, he clicked his tongue and ignored Li Yunyang. Instead, he walked to the front of the stage and said to the audience,"
"Then that little wife saw me and wanted to talk to me for a while.”
Chu Yunjie's expression turned wretched again as he said this. He then curled his orchid fingers and said coquettishly," Annoying, wicked, old…"
As soon as he said this, the audience immediately burst into laughter.
"Haha, f * ck, I can't take it anymore. Chu Yunjie's despicable expression is making me laugh, hahaha.”
"No, no, I'm going to die of laughter. Is there something going on between these two?”
"I suddenly feel like buying a green hat for Li Yunyang. It suits him so well. Hahaha.”
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The audience burst into laughter as they looked at Li Yunyang meaningfully.
When Li Yunyang saw that the audience had almost finished laughing and the applause had stopped, he pulled Chu Yunjie back and said,""Wait a minute, is there something going on between the two of you? What do you mean by old?"
Damn it, was he cheated on? Could he tolerate this?
Of course not!
Li Yunyang looked at Chu Yunjie and found him increasingly unpleasant. He pulled Chu Linyuan with all his might, wishing he could give Chu Yunjie a good beating.
Chu Yunjie sensed Li Yunyang's displeasure and his expression immediately changed. His previous wretched expression instantly turned serious.
The audience burst into laughter again when they saw Chu Yunjie's expression change so quickly.
Chu Yunjie couldn't care less as he said righteously to Li Yunyang,"
"If she's like this with me, can I be like this with her? As the saying goes, a good person? An old sister-in-law was like a mother, and a brother-in-law was like a son.”
When Li Yunyang heard this, his expression turned better. He quickly echoed,""That's right. She's your mother. You have to respect her.”
Li Yunyang's face lit up with a smug smile as soon as he finished speaking. Chinese medicine had given him a chance to mock Chu Yunjie.
When Chu Yunjie heard this, he swallowed the words he wanted to say and glared at Li Yunyang.
Forget it. Li Yunyang had taken advantage of him again.
"Who are you calling my mother? Isn't she my sister-in-law?" Chu Yunjie asked Li Yunyang aggressively.
Li Yunyang had grown up and was actually taking advantage of him. Fine, let's see if I don't kill him later!
Li Yunyang immediately chuckled and explained,""Alright, alright, isn't this just a metaphor? Could she take a metaphor seriously? Go on, what happened next?”
Li Yunyang quickly changed the topic. Chu Yunjie didn't argue with him and continued with a serious expression,"
"Yes, for example, for example. When I saw Sister-in-law, I said,'Sister-in-law, I've been busy recently, haven't I? When I'm done, I'll come and find you.”
Chu Yunjie followed Li Yunyang's words and continued speaking. When he said this, his expression became more wretched. His little tongue licked his lips as if he had never tasted meat before. It was as wretched as it could get!
The audience below the stage burst into laughter when they saw this. Chu Yunjie's acting skills were superb. They didn't expect him to be so good!
It made the audience below the stage laugh non-stop, and each of them applauded and cheered!
Li Yunyang's face darkened when he saw this. He grabbed Chu Yunjie and said angrily,""Are you drooling? What are you doing? Swallowing saliva? It's been half a day. What's with the dog food?”
This Chu Yunjie was smiling so wretchedly. Wasn't it obvious that something was up?
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