Are You Treating Your Wife Like Dog Food?
Chu Yunjie heard this and thought to himself,'Good heavens, you don't know how to talk?'
Chu Yunjie was not to be outdone. He immediately retorted with a serious expression,"Using your own wife as dog food?"
Hey! Do you think you're the only one who knows how to retort? 'I'm not someone to be trifled with,' Chu Yunjie thought.
When Li Yunyang heard this, he wanted nothing more than to pick up his fan and smack it. However, the fan in his hand was with Chu Yunjie, so Li Yunyang couldn't get it. He could only snort coldly.
Since he couldn't take any actual advantage, he might as well take advantage of his mouth. Li Yunyang sneered again.
"Hehe, I treat you like a dog. Can you speak properly? What are you doing every day?"
Chu Yunjie's expression changed when he heard that. I won't let you look good.
Not only did Chu Yunjie not get angry, he even smiled and said,""Alright, talk nicely."
When Li Yunyang heard this, he felt that something was wrong. Why was this guy suddenly smiling like this? It felt a little strange.
Every time Chu Yunjie smiled like this, Li Yunyang would shiver. This guy was playing tricks again.
Before Li Yunyang could react, Chu Yunjie walked around the stage and said,"
"Sister-in-law has been a little busy recently. I have a lot of things to do recently. I'm just filming movies, TV dramas, and variety shows.”
"Yes, you're quite busy." Li Yunyang agreed. After thinking about it carefully, he realized that this guy wasn't up to no good.
After all, Chu Yunjie was right. Wasn't he busy?
Li Yunyang was finally relieved. Just as he was about to relax, Chu Yunjie said,"
"Me? If I have time in the future, can I come more often?”
Chu Yunjie's expression turned wretched again as he licked his lips. His eyes were so beautiful that they looked like they were about to reach the heavens.
That look was as wretched as it could be, and as despicable as it could be. The audience below the stage laughed and applauded.
Li Yunyang's face darkened again when he saw this. He grabbed Chu Yunjie and said unhappily,""What are you doing? What are you doing?"
"Let's go in. His words have led me into the inner courtyard. No matter what, I have to ask if he is at home.”Chu Yunjie pointed at Li Yunyang as he spoke. The audience below the stage burst into laughter again.
When Li Yunyang heard this, he thought, Oh my, this is so rare. Why would Chu Yunjie ask me if I'm home?
Li Yunyang sneered. Do you still have me in your eyes?"
With such a happy expression, those who didn't know better would think that there was something going on between Chu Yunjie and his wife, and that he was a dead man.
After all, Chu Yunjie still had eyes for him.
When Chu Yunjie heard this, he immediately put on an act and grabbed Li Yunyang's hand. Li Yunyang instantly had goosebumps as he shook off Chu Yunjie's hand.
Chu Yunjie chuckled and didn't pay much attention to it. Instead, he continued to speak,"Of course you're here. Is that Li Yunyang home? Then who did sister-in-law ask you about?"
Before Chu Yunjie could finish speaking, Li Yunyang immediately pulled Chu Yunjie back and said with a dumbfounded expression,""Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute. Is this our house? She didn't even know that she was a man?”
The more Li Yunyang listened, the more suspicious he felt. Was this his home? He didn't even know who he was. Did Chu Yunjie sneak into someone else's house?
Chu Yunjie immediately said,""Yeah, I asked again, and you don't even know. Then, his sister-in-law said," Oh, Li Yunyang. He's been fed to a turtle."”
Li Yunyang had just uttered the word 'right' when he suddenly realized that something was wrong. Good heavens, Chu Yunjie was trying to trick him again!
Li Yunyang looked at Chu Yunjie with a dark expression and said angrily,""No, you're the one who fed it to the turtle. You let the turtle eat it.”
Damn it, he actually dared to say that he was feeding a turtle.
The audience roared with laughter and applause.
"Hahaha, what a bastard. Chu Yunjie is really full of golden words.”
" This won't do. I'm dying of laughter. Li Yunyang is being ridiculed so badly that he's in a daze. I'm begging for the shadow in Li Yunyang's heart to be removed. Haha."”
"I'm dying of laughter. This crosstalk is giving me a stomachache, haha.”
………………
Not far away, Guo Dalin and the others could not stop laughing when they saw this scene.
Guo Dalin and the others finally understood why Chu Yunjie was so popular. It was because Chu Yunjie's crosstalk was so good!
Every few sentences, there would be a joke. This burden was also thrown in a daze, making everyone present laugh.
When the laughter below the stage gradually died down, Chu Yunjie looked at Li Yunyang. His eyes darted around and he immediately snorted."What kind of noise is that? Who said you fed the turtle?"
When Li Yunyang heard this, he was even angrier. Damn it, you're still not admitting it?
Did a ghost say that just now?
Li Yunyang looked at Chu Yunjie and sneered.""Didn't you just say that?"
Chu Yunjie wanted to laugh when he heard Li Yunyang's words. Then, he rolled his eyes.
There it was!
Chu Yunjie's expression instantly turned into one of confusion and anger. He looked at Li Yunyang and said,"
"When did I say that? What I said was that I went to Old Zhang's house to get busy. I fed the turtle. That was only three words. What kind of ear-piercing sound was that?”
Chu Yunjie counted with his fingers.
When the audience heard this, they burst into laughter again. Chu Yunjie was indeed Chu Yunjie. It was fine if he said that black was white, but he didn't even know how to count.
"Puhaha, did Chu Yunjie's math teacher teach him? You don't even know how to count."
"Chu Yunjie is indeed Chu Yunjie. I admire his ability to twist the truth!”
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The applause and laughter below the stage gathered together, and the atmosphere of the entire venue was ignited again in an instant.
When Li Yunyang heard Chu Yunjie's words, he instantly fell into a state of self-doubt.
Li Yunyang then rubbed his head and throat. He coughed dryly and said with a dumbfounded expression,""Have I been on fire recently? I can't hear you clearly."
When Chu Yunjie heard that, he was really fooled by him.
Chu Yunjie didn't let go of this opportunity. He immediately nodded at Li Yunyang and said in a serious tone,"
"Isn't that so? You're so angry that you can't even understand what I'm saying!”
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