An Old Mother!
After Chu Yunjie finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter again.
Chu Yunjie had completely taken Li Yunyang for a fool.
However, Li Yunyang was a fool. He had actually been fooled by Chu Yunjie.
The superb performance of these two people instantly made the audience's emotions rise again and applaud.
After the applause and laughter died down, Li Yunyang looked at Chu Yunjie with a confused expression and asked,"
"Did you just say that I went to Old Zhang's house to work?”
Chu Yunjie smiled slyly and said,""That's right. You went out to work at Old Zhang's house.”
When Li Yunyang heard this, he realized that he hadn't been feeding the tortoise. Instead, he had gone to Old Zhang's house to get busy.
Li Yunyang pondered for a moment before suddenly thinking of something. He immediately said to Chu Yunjie,""Then I'm not at home yet. Sigh, then you should go too.”
He wasn't home, so what was Chu Yunjie looking at? Hurry up and leave. If you don't leave, you won't be able to get along with your little wife?
Wasn't this blatantly putting on a brand new green hat for herself?
When Chu Yunjie saw that Li Yunyang was tugging at him, he immediately pushed his hand away and said seriously,""No, I can't leave at that time.”
Chu Yunjie's expression turned wretched once again, but he restrained himself a little.
When Li Yunyang saw Chu Yunjie's expression, he wished he could hammer him to death.
However, now that he was on stage again, Li Yunyang swallowed his anger and said helplessly,"
"Wait a minute. I'm not at home anymore. Why are you going to my house? Was that reasonable? Go find something to do, okay?”
It was fine if he didn't bring anything when he went to see her day after day, but he actually took advantage of her absence to go. Wasn't this causing gossip?
Chu Yunjie was speechless when he heard Li Yunyang's words. Li Yunyang's words made sense, but he didn't want to leave.
Chu Yunjie's eyes rolled around as he quickly thought of a solution. Suddenly, Chu Yunjie had a flash of inspiration.
Chu Yunjie cleared his throat and looked at Li Yunyang seriously.""I suddenly remembered that I have an old mother at home.”
Everyone burst into laughter.
Even Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
What was an old mother? This unit was really strange.
At the same time, Li Yunyang couldn't help but admire Chu Yunjie. This was obviously a phrase that Chu Yunjie had added at the last minute. There was no script at all.
Even Li Yunyang could not help but admit defeat to this kind of ability.
He had thrown out the joke and the joke all at once, and he almost couldn't help but laugh.
"Hahaha, an old mother. I thought she was an old hen!”
"No, is Chu Yunjie trying to kill me? This is so funny, hahaha."
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The laughter and applause below the stage rose and fell, instantly exploding the entire venue!
This joke caused the applause and laughter to last for more than ten minutes before it slowly died down.
After the applause and laughter died down, Li Yunyang looked at Chu Yunjie and said angrily,"
"What the f * ck? An old mother, so what if your mother is a couple?”
Was there anyone who spoke like this?
One? Why not one?
Li Yunyang's face was so ugly that he wanted to twist Chu Yunjie's head off!
When Chu Yunjie heard Li Yunyang's words, realization dawned on him. He looked at Li Yunyang and said,""Oh, the word 'mother' is wrong, right?"
When Li Yunyang heard this, he almost vomited blood. Was this the wrong word for mother?
Li Yunyang looked at Chu Yunjie and said,""Aiya, the unit is wrong. One person, not one.”
After he said that, the audience burst into laughter and applauded.
Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Was Chu Yunjie really stupid, or was he just acting dumb? What was he talking about?
Chu Yunjie glanced at Li Yunyang from the corner of his eye. Seeing the look on Li Yunyang's face, Chu Yunjie couldn't help but laugh inwardly.
Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. It was quite fun.
Chu Yunjie didn't continue teasing Li Yunyang. Instead, he changed the topic and said in a serious tone,""There's an old mother at home.”
When Li Yunyang saw that Chu Yunjie had finally corrected himself, his expression became much better. He immediately smiled and said,""Yes, let's see."
It's good to visit the old lady. Filial!
"Then I asked your wife, is that sister-in-law and old lady at home?”
Chu Yunjie asked as he spoke.
"Then your wife said she went to the bedroom.”Before Chu Yunjie could finish his sentence, Li Yunyang, who was beside him, immediately sensed that something was wrong. He pulled Li Yunyang back forcefully and said with a dumbfounded expression,"
"Wait, what did you just say? Is my mom a cat?"
The crowd burst into laughter once again.
Li Yunyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. How could someone say something like that?
He even went to the bedroom? Squatting on the beam?
Chu Yunjie couldn't help but laugh when he heard Li Yunyang's words. He then cleared his throat and said seriously,""No, did I say that your mother is a cat?”
Oh my, you're still not admitting it?
Li Yunyang immediately looked at Chu Yunjie and sneered.""You just said that the old lady went to the bedroom. Isn't that a cat?”
Other than cats, could a human go to the bedroom?
What are you doing in the room?
Tiles?
Chu Yunjie heard this and realized that it was true.
Chu Yunjie looked at Li Yunyang, his eyes darting around, not knowing how to respond.
He directly changed the topic and said,"I'm staying in the upper room. I have to go and take a look. The old lady pushed the door open and I went in. To be honest, it was not very polite.”
Li Yunyang didn't pursue the topic of Chu Yunjie's change. Instead, he pointed at Chu Yunjie and reprimanded him."Look at you. You don't even knock on the door.”
Chu Yunjie didn't get angry when he heard Li Yunyang's words. Instead, he continued,""Then I went in to take a look. Hey, the old lady had her back to me.”
Chu Yunjie said with a surprised expression.
When Li Yunyang heard this, he immediately added,""My mother is used to facing inside.”
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